Wish Corruptor

[Burrbomb]

Granted, you have to go join a world tournament now.

I wish a Dinosaur would attack me and lose

 

[King Dodongo]

Wish granted, however the Dinosaur holds a grudge on you and will get you back someday...
I wish Lucario's Extreme Speed attack (Up-B) would actually do damage in Brawl.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, I SMAAAASH your controller and you can't buy a new one because I destroy all the stores congtaining them. Also, Lucario's data gets erased from your game for some strange reason.

I wish I didn't express my anarchy in the Forum Games.

 

[King Dodongo]

I wish you didn't too...
Wish granted, now you express your anarchy in every other forum.

I wish that SSB 4 (if there will be one) will be the best one yet.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted but it only makes people think it is via subliminal messages. It erases all other smash games from your mind. It is really the worst one.

I wish FiOS was not stupid.

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

Your wish is granted, but only in every country you will never be able to afford to go to.

I wish I could control the element of water (ice and steam too)

 

[toon_marth]

Granted, you freeze yourself

I wish I wasnt bored

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

(un-freezes from martian space lazer)

Wish granted, but everyone else is bored and won't do any with you

I wish I was the real fresh prince of bel-air

 

[toon_marth]

granted you get thrown out by the real uncle Phil.

I wish for peanuts.

 

[King Dodongo]

Wish Granted, Diddy Kong gives them to you with his Peanut Popgun. Ouch.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

[toon_marth]

granted but then comes a migraine

I wish I had something to eat.

 

[King Dodongo]

Wish granted, it's the most disgusting thing you can imagine.

I wish I could have an epic wifi battle in SSBB.

 

[toon_marth]

Granted its epically LAGGY

I wish the new smash bros will be on the ds AND wii.

 

[King Dodongo]

Wish granted, but instead of something smart like the touch-screen being the stock numbers, the whole screen will be split in half.

I wish it was dinner time... now!

 

[toon_marth]

granted but dinner is dirt

I wish for pizza rolls.

 

[King Dodongo]

Wish granted, but the Pizza Rolls are scolding hot, like lava, and they never cool down.

I wish I had a Beam Sword in real life.

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

Wish Granted, but the light from the beam sword would be a never ending rick roll

I wish I could eat anything and make mony off it and not get sick or lose a limb.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but I will assume "mony" is some kind of living creature that eats human brains. Enjoy your wish anyway.

I wish for Mickey Mouse to be Mickey Moose instead, and he will not come to my house and injure me physically or sexually/mentally/emotionally/spiritually.

 

[finalark]

Fine, but Micky Moose finds you in public and manages to injure you physically, sexually, mentally, emotionally and spiritually all at the same time.

I wish that the Game Cube had online play.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but the online-play is just about as bad as Brawl's Wi-Fi service (it's bad).

I wish my nails would stay one length instead of constantly growing.

 

[Proverbs]

Granted, you now have the longest nails in the world...they're just not growing (hands and feet, by the way. Good luck getting shoes on).

I wish my roommate had laser vision. No real reason for this one.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, he can now shoot Shoop-Da-Whoop lazahs, and he ends up taking you in da blast.

I wish I could Shoop-Da-Whoop.

 

[Yusaburu]

Your wish is granted, but you can only Shoop Da Whoop at puppies and kittens and must do so three times a day. D:

I wish I had the ability to shape shift. c:

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You can only shapeshift into a giant *****. And you're stuck in that form forever. And you don't know this before you try to shapeshift.

I wish I could produce 10 times the amount of semen Chuck Norris produces.

 

[finalark]

Congratulations, you drown in your own ***.

I wish that I had a new laptop that's a hundred times better than my current one.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your current laptop suddenly has vista (100x vista ~ -5).

I wish I remembered how this works.

 

[King Dodongo]

Wish granted, but the way it works suddenly changes.

I wish I was better than a ninja.

 

[finalark]

Wish granted, but you die in the battle of the three hundred Spartans (PM me if you get this joke).

I wish I had a wish-granting Djinn who wouldn't pull any tricks.

 

[BarDulL]

Wish granted, but you die in the battle of the three hundred Spartans (PM me if you get this joke).

I wish I had a wish-granting Djinn who wouldn't pull any tricks.

Wish granted, but the Djinn won't obey your commands.

I wish that I had unlimited money hax.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Money becomes obsolete, and everyone bows to me as their leader.

I wish my Red Sox fan friends could be hear so I could yell in their faces that I always thought that Manny Ramirez was on 'roids/HGH/whatever.

 

[Kinzer]

Your wish is not granted, you used the wrong "here"

I wish I could become Grammar Hitler and not end up with the same fate.

 

[Yusaburu]

Wish granted, but soon after you are quickly over thrown by the Math Hitler.

I wish I lived in a yellow submarine.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but as soon as you move into your new sub, it rusts for whatever reason (because I said so da****!), and it sicks to the bottom, with everything you held precious in it.

I wish I could own my very own Slap Chop, and by own I mean possess, not own in the way of like CS pro jerks and their constant ****** of n00bs.

 

[Dogysamich]

Granted. It's gunna break as soon as the warranty voids.

I wish my room was bigger.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you have more junk in your room so it seems smaller overall
I wish Popeye's sell honey biscuits like Churches do.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but it's just not the same. By not the same I mean they charge you 5 times as much.

I wish I (knew how I) could add songs to my iTunes from my iPod, not synchronize.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Wish granted, but now your computer has to suffer the BSoD.

I wish my brother would go away.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but now he is replaced by his (and I guess) evil twin brother.

I wish to play a 4-player FFA with all items on set to high with my Wiimote on Port Town Aero Dive.

 

[Elucifur]

Granted, but your Wii is broken.

I wish I was better at the clarinet.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted but now you suck at everything else.

I wish I was 1337.