Wish Corruptor

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but it falls on the ground and you cry XD

I wish i could speak another language

 

[Skrah]

Granted, you speak an extint language nobody knows about.

I wish I could have some <3

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but you get <3 from your momma. :]

I wish for some <3 thats not from any relatives or... men. WOMEN NON RELATIVES PLZ THAT DONT DUMP ME AND ARENT USED TO BE MEN LOL.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but they break your heart, knowing that you can't ever be with them because they all have their "perfect men." (you asked for some love, not for a girlfriend ;D)

I wish I wasn't so sad half the time.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, you're sad ALL the time.

I wish I had summa dat <3.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but Sumo gets selfish and kills you for that <3 back.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[CallerID3]

Granted, but you become crippled and can no longer draw.

I wish there were giant strips of bacon all over the place.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but it's all gone in less than a day and everybody dies of obesity from such excessive amounts of bacon in their bodies.

I wish I was stupid.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you're a quick learner, so you regain all of your knowledge.

I wish G&W mains weren't so serious.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but now nobody is serious about anyone else either so everybody sucks and the game is now boring to all.

I wish my pen didn't die on me this morning.
[it was my favorite pen... ]

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but someone you hate comes along and takes it bawawawawa.

I wish pizza delivery did not take so long

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted. But the pizza you get is rotten.

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted but you forget what your good wishes are a second after.

I wish Pokeballs where real and captured more stuff than just pokemon.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You get caught in one.

I wish for a relationship with the girl I'm crushing on.

 

[Skrah]

Granted. She turns out to be a man. And you signed a pact that you will be her boyfriend forever.

I wish I had a Mudkips for a pet.

 

[CallerID3]

Granted, but it goes rogue and attacks you.

I wish I had a titanium spork. (coolest thing ever)

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted but it gets robbed two minutes after you owning it.

I wish my brother would shut the hell up...

 

[toon_marth]

granted he decides to falcon pau--kick you instead.

i wish OneGreyWolf's avatar actually contain a grey wolf.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted but you didn't see him change it and now it's back to the original picture.

I wish toon_marth's location didn't offend me.

 

[Erj]

Granted, but it still does offend you... Even with magic.

I wish that the person below me just disapears.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but he reappears within the next two minutes.
I wish this game ended right now, after this post, and that nobody would post anything anymoar.

 

[Kinzer]

Granted, you create a pime taradox, and we all end up in a universe which left us in the same place we are now.

I wish I knew WTH was a pime taradox and I did not forgot.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted but I don't exactly know what WTH is so I grant you, instead, a carrot in your face.

I wish I was bored.

 

[Circa]

Granted, and it led to a one-night stand with a fat chick at a bar. And you got herpes.

I wish my friend would quit trying to make me listen to Taylor Swift.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

D:!!!

Granted but he makes you listen to something much worse: a poorly made techno of babies crying.

I wish a minute passed by.

 

[Circa]

Actually...I would probably like that. <.<

Granted, I punch you in the face for every minute that passes by.

I wish I could Falcon Punch.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but eventually your arm falls off.

I wish my brother was less of a ****.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, but he is now more of a ***.

I wish books would just disappear.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but now the world is in flames, you included, because they disappeared after burning in a fire.

I wish the world would die.

 

[MPH Deku]

Ungranted. The world isn't a living creature, you fool.

I wish there were TWOGreyWolfs.

 

[OneGreyWolf]

UNGRANTED SINCE YOU DIDN'T LET ME HAVE MY WISH ='(

I wish I could do a hand-stand.

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but you fall and break your back.

I wish I could shoot laser beams.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but you have horrid aim

I wish Brawl Samus wasn't so bad

 

[Skrah]

Granted, she's not even there, and was replaced by King K. Rool.

I wish I had a car.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, but CF runs yo ride over

I wish i was funny

 

[Skrah]

^ That would be a wish come true lol.

Granted.

I wish games weren't so expensive over here.

 

[toon_marth]

granted but your local game developers decide to place a fee on every minute you spend playing the game.

I wish something was nothing but the nothing that you thought was something was actually something that was nothing.

 

[ranmaru]

Nope.

I wish for a AWESOME THING.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

Granted, that awesome thing is a 600 pound elephant that sits on you

I wish the world was flat

 

[OneGreyWolf]

Granted, but you end up becoming an explorer to figure out if it really is flat and you and up falling off the edge of the Earth and dying in Space.

I wish I was teh pwnz0rs.