Wish Corruptor

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, it has now been posted in 42168 times by bots.

I wish that I could convert more Poke n00bs over to the EV training side.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but they are now better at it than you.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[Firus]

Granted, but now the pie is a lie.

I wish people weren't so stupid, and that everyone would know how to walk, including me.

 

[XLII]

Granted, people are now SOOOOOOOOOOOO stupid, but at least they know how to walk.

I wish Macs would cease to exist.

 

[Firus]

Granted, but Apple has invented a "new" computer that's exactly the same, but with a different name.

I wish someone would SHOOP DA WHOOP Sakurai.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he trips under the lazah.

I wish I had the cape. I wish I could make the ****ing WOOSH noises.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. You run around the street crazily wearing a cape and saying "WOOSH"!

 

[Deleted member]

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I wish for Guitar Hero: Led Zeppelin.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. You get the PS4 version!

I wish Nintendo should PWN Sony's PS.

 

[BrawlerHarrison]

Your wish is granted, but Sony release another PS.

I wish for some waffles.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get some old ones.

I wish for chocolate.

 

[BrawlerHarrison]

YOU get some old ones.

I wish jesus would be renamed jebus.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted... but god is now called gob

I wish that I would have something cool..

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Ice cubes.

I wish that I was at least a little better at competitive Pokemon('cause I really do suck ;D).

 

[XLII]

Granted, but everyone else got better by the same amount.

I wish for pi.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I add an e at the end of pi and eat it.

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[jigglyppuff8]

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[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but you type up your paper like your posts, anf the teacher refuses to grade it.

I wish Brawl had a mode in which you can import characters from other games and Brawl will make a move set for that character and make him/her playable.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Melee lovers still hate Brawl.

I wish my foot didn't hurt.

 

[TWILTHERO]

Granted, but now ur hand hurts

I wish i knew what would happen if i never came to the future.

 

[XLII]

Granted, but you learn that the world would be much better without you

I wish I could type at over 100 wpm

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, your word accuracy is 4%.

I wish custom avatars were noticed by all users on SWF.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. But no one notices them.

I wish for my own TV show!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, it's an epic failure and you get bankrupt and huge debts.

I wish to have this wish granted.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. Well, not quite.

I wish someone corrupts my wish.
Ha! Corrupt this!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, no corruption. Ha!

I wish this wish is wished..

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted. But there is no wish.

I wish I could Falcon Pwanch!

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you Falcon Punch your family, yourself, your friends and then yourself... again then Captain Falcon Falcon Punches you for stealing his signature move.

I wish for Strawberry flavoured Falcon Punch.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get one... in your face!!!

I wish for a Gigame final smash.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but I don't know what you mean by that so nothing happens..

I wish there would be other people posting here, the banning thread and the question thread than me and Davy Jones.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but they're offline!

I wish I could have Spore Galactic Edition, not only the normal one (wich won't wirk on FinNess' CP)

 

[Nintendood]

Granted, but your computer has been sacked.

i wish i could program perfectly.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but your computer has been sacked.

I wish I could become invisible.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, your p**** is the only part of your body that has set ability. (oh, did I mention it was perminant?)

I wish for a 12.1 fluid ounce can of Crush (grape).

 

[XLII]

Granted, but it is poisoned.

I wish everyone in the world would recognize videogames as a sport

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, all of the olympic sports are now replaced with games..

I wish I wouldn't be so hungry

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, your lack of appetite is due to an undiagnosed cancer of the bone marrow. Sucks to be you.

I wish I could slow down or speed up time as I please.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Brawl->Special Brawl->Fast/Slow

I wish for Melee 2.0

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, no corruption, because Melee 2.0 would stop a lot of complaining.

I wish I didn't feel weird in my throat/esophagus.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you feel weird... I'm not going there.

I wish I did not fear to go there.