Wish Corruptor

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, now like your refrigerator, it's running...away.

I wish I could just be done with puberty, these d***ed confusing emotions are a bothersome nuisance.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You still have to deal with the menstrual cycle every month though.

(Buuurn and inappropriate...sorry Kinzer...)

I wish I wasn't so brutally funny.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted...as soon as you tell me what the menstrual cycle is.

I wish Boezy would answer me.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Oh shoot... I think I'll just PM you...

I wish that Kinzer had gone through Biology and Health class like i did.

 

[Kinzer]

I did, but health class was just a bunch of bull, telling me about "how I should stay abstinent" which is not necessarily true (eventually the time has to come). "don't drink alcohol", only ******* get the bad side effects of this, learn to manage. Finally "Don't do drugs", probably the only thing Health tells you right.

I wish I had Human Biology and not Earth Science for a class.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted you FAIL! and DIE!

I wish my computer didn't say it might have a virus.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. Your computer says that it DOES have a virus.

I wish I knew if I should play Soul Calibur or The Force unleashed right now...

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but the one you decide on disappears.

I wish my basement had more room to put stuff

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, about one more inch of room.

I wish--

Hey.

What?

I don't know.

Well then shut up! I was about to make a good wish before you interrupted me! Now where was I? Heeeeuuuuhhh... Now I have lost my train of thought...

I wish for somebody to make a wish for me!

 

[Kinzer]

You want to be banned for Hyrule? OKAY!

I wish Sly Fox would instead scrub all the floors.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

When YOU scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then we can talk about granting your wish.

I wish for the CDI Zelda Games to be remade for Wii with good voice acting and gameplay.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I wish the same, but also with Youtube Poop fads made of it.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, but the poops naturally arn't as funnt due to having quality voice acting.

I wish for Super Robotnik Land on Game Boy to be a real game.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It absolutely smashes the competition and all other games ever created are forgotten. This game has caused the mass de-evolution of gaming. Way to go, it wasn't even that fun...

I wish my pizza was here already.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the box does come but the pizza doesn't.

I wish Bramble was mine.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, this said Bramble is very jealous, good job, you won't be able to continue your family legacy due to this said Bramble killing any girl you try and put the moves on.

I wish for... ICE CREAM!!!!!!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

granted, it is chunky tofu flavor.

I wish I had no homework this weekend.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish granted, you now have homework the next weekend, did I mention you havet eh same homework you have to do from this week into the next one as well?

I wish my Wii wouldn't make funny noises when I sometimes put a CD in it.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, it does that cause the fan/disc drive causes the Wii to rumble against a table or floor it's on. The best way to prevent this is to keep it from touching anything, ideally by throwing it out a window.

I wish I had no tests next week.

 

[dmastar648]

granted, enjoy having tests for the rest of your life,after next week of course
i wish i did think recon armour was cool

 

[tsetse]

granted but now It only works in cold weather. I wish true love between humans was possible at first site.

 

[Kinzer]

Wish...already granted...?

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

[dmastar648]

granted, your so hyper you jump off a skyscraper
i wish i had a joint

 

[tsetse]

granted you are now only able to bend one knee. I wish asuma did not die in naruto

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, Asuma gets shot a bazillion times and is severely injured.

I wish for a pet Yoshi.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. He has rabies and a liking for human flesh though.

I wish I had at least gotten second place in "last to post" game.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, but I then manage somehow to get in First Place.

I wish for a better internet provider.

 

[Hyper_Ridley]

Granted, buy you lose your internet connection.

I wish Balogna had a spelling that matched how you said it.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. This only goes for the Manchurian language though.

I wish I didn't have to babysit tonight.

 

[Cipher]

Granted you have to give your grandpa a sponge bath instead.

I wish I was the best brawl player in the world

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, world means home now.

I wish I had 49% of $9,000.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, the average stick of gum costs $10,000.

I wish to meet Freddie Mercury in real life.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, I meet him before you and kill him. You get to meet him dead.

I wish to fill in the _____.

 

[Deleted member]

_________ Fill it in.

BTW, Freddie Mercury is dead. 1946-1991.

I wish he was still alive.

 

[Burrbomb]

Granted, he's a zombie. (half alive)

I wish I had somethin that could get me onto Xbox live and I DON'T get the red ring of death.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get the blue screen of death on your computer.

I wish it wasn't so cold out over here.

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, now it's so warm over here. MUAHAHA.

I wish for a sleek toaster, on which I may munch. :3

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. You cannot toot anymore.

I wish I could find a date to the Toaster Prom.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Granted, but it's a bagel

I wish for an endless supply of cream cheese (and NOT fat free cream cheese. That stuff's disgusting.)

 

[Karptroopa]

Granted, however, it's gone by the time it reaches you.

I wish for the ability to TOOT with my TOAST.