Wish Corruptor

[Pluvia's other account]

Granted, but it's made of glass.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[MetalLuigi1209]

Granted, but the human race eventually dies, along with all other living creatures, so you live on the Earth by yourself, lonely, for the rest of eternity.

I wish I had some sunflower seeds.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you have to beat "Through the Fire and Flames" 100% on Expert. Good luck.

I wish I could beat "Train Kept A Rollin'" on Expert in Guitar Hero: Aerosmith.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted but you are made into dog food and glue

I wish SSB4 will be confirmed.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

Granted, it's coming out in 2060.

I wish I was super smart.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

granted but all your knowledge is about propane and propane acessories.

I wish this was Sparta.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

Granted, but you're a Persian.

I wish the world was more like a computer game.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted but you're banned.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

Granted but we're killed by aliens.

I wish I had a cougar that attacks on command.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted but it's on my command not yours
I wish the power of wishing was gone

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, we're now demanding.

I demand a spell check optin fro qick replys

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you need to type 9000 words to make the reply.

I wish for the Moon.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, it completely ****s up the tides and your surfing career is over before it could begin.

I wish for the sun.

 

[Zook]

Granted, but he's always too busy adding two scoops to do anything with you.

I wish Yoshi would eat me!

 

[GreenKirby]

Granted


*A yoshi eats you and you die*

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted. HA! (probably not the first one to try it though)

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but this is it

I wish for a parrelel universe

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, the only difference is that you are missing your left index finger.

I wish I had those crazy powers Tetsuo had in Akira.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you are roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

I wish The Dinkoman would die but I would survive.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted but this topic dies along with him.

I wish for an original wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it takes you a while to think of one.

I wish there was no General Brawl Discussion in SWF.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but the only forum on SWF left is "General Michael Jackson Discussion".

I wish I could sell my sister on eBay.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get $-0.00000000049 for her.

I wish

Spoiler

the next poster wasn't reading this.

 

[Deleted member]

Not granted.

I wish I could ban XACE-K.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I find where you live and shoot you.

I wish I could ban myself.

 

[Davy Jones]

Granted, but you get unbanned.

I wish I could resist and low temperatures.

 

[Frown]

Granted, but you can't live with normal temperature.

I wish for money to buy GC controllers.

 

[Zook]

Granted. However, it's in Korean ones.

I wish I could eat a cake in one bite.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but never wished to swallow it in one gulp. Oops.

I wish I cud find mah bukkit.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted but it's been used to carry..uh, "stuff" and you don't want it back

I wish I could belive it's not butter.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you now beleive that Michael Jackson is your father.

I wish I could see what it's like inside a pokeball.

 

[Frown]

Granted, you kill yourself afterwards.

I wish I would never know.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted, and you spend the rest of your life as a vegetable

I wish Pikmin 3 was out

 

[tirkaro]

granted, but it looks like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82nkZ7W9Mgw&feature=related

I wish my awesome MOTHER 3 shirt didn't fade out.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted but then you lose it

I wish my wish came true

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you wish you were a hobo and I ruled all of reality.

Granted, you're a crazy hobo.

I wish I was as good on guitar as Jimi Hendrix.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but then you OD like him.

I wish that I could wish for what I didn't wish for

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. You discover that you could anyways, without wasting up our precious wish recources.

I wish I coud actually play another human without lag.

 

[Frown]

Granted, the Subspace Emmisary is now lag-free.

I wish the mail would arrive NOW.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it's hate mail from the next poster after me.

I wish.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but because you didn't specify anything, you get me sending hatemail to Frown.

I wish Tony the Tiger was by BFF.