Wish Corruptor

[Red Hawk One]

Wow.... That actually made sense... So we're going into an ice age soon? Better start playing IC more often

I wish for it again!

 

[Mewtario]

It will most probably be several years off

I wish more people knew this!

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, but now everyone's panicing about a sorta-maybe-not-so far-off ice age.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but I already wished that, and got eaten once I became one

SUSHI!

I wish I had some salt to salt this fish with

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, all the salt in the Pacific is on your fish.


But so is the water.

I wish for carnitas tacos con guacamole y salsa.

 

[Mewtario]

WISH COULD NOT BE GRANTED; PLEASE ENTER WISH IN ENGLISH AND TRY AGAIN

I wish I didn't have to pay for the new vending machines in the "The Vending Machine" game

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. You do, however, have to pay for all the old ones.

I wish Luigi's Final Smash was Mr. L.

 

[Mewtario]

I said vending machineS as in plural

anyway, granted, but that's way off

I wish I don't have to pay for anymore vending machines, either

 

[RazeveX]

Granted; they always jam. And when you reach into the chute to try and fish it out, it falls on you, snapping your arm off.

I wish for no more wishes.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but nobody listens.

I wish I was .

 

[peeup]

Granted. You're sad, and you choke on your teers after you cried yourself to sleep.

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, said dragons are all child molesters.

I wish I cud make mahself a cookie.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but the cookie tastes disgusting

I wish there was a Wii on a store shelf somewhere in North America

Seriously!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but not the kind of wee you're thinking.

You know, everybody say Stinkoman's The Guy, but I wish I was The Guy, too!

Editor's note: Sonic the Baron is a guy, just not The Guy.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but he leaves the forums

I wish Snoop Dogg would just admit he loves Nintendo, especially after this video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he loves all the Nintendo employess up the butt if you know what I mean.

I wish for some apple juice.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, it's poison apple juice.

I wish Mewtario would skip to 2:00 in this video.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted.

Rofl

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, I rule reailty and you can't do anything about it.

I command that Mewtario is dead.

 

[Frown]

Affirmative.

Sorry, baron. I... killed your puppy as well.

I wish for being forgiven.

 

[Mewtario]

He didn't wish it, so it didn't happen.

I wish the next poster would watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhVva68JrMY&feature=related

 

[XACE-K]

Nope, don't you trust you.

I wish the next poster will never gonna give me up.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but you got Rick roll'd

I wish the next poster gets Rick roll'd

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Granted but someone tricks you into watching 2 girls 1 cup

I wish I could see a platypus and a monkey with a gun fight each other from a safe distance.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted but your Wii gets in the way

I still wish I knew what to wish for!

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you wish for AIDS.

I wish I could insert the wish corrupter into the vending machine.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but it gets fired back at you from the vending machine's return slot, breaks, and can't grant my wish

I wish I wasn't constantly the target around here

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted,but it wont happen til 2011

i wish i was taking Computer Science III

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but that won't happen until 2011, either

 

[peeup]

... make a wish?

I wish that you would figure out that people are targeting you because you are too smart.

 

[Mewtario]

... make a wish?

I wish that you would figure out that people are targeting you because you are too smart.

Granted

im in ur thred

quotin ur posts

I wish... I knew what to wish for again

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, He also realizes he's too smart, causing his ego to swell.

I wish for Mozzarella Sticks.

 

[peeup]

Granted, but I steal them. *nom nom nom*

I wish for mewtario's ego to shrink.

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, but due to the Law of Conservation of Energy, it gets spread out over everyone else.

I wish for a Pizza.

 

[Mewtario]

*Nom nom nom* *eating pizza*

what?

 

[peeup]

you made me rofl. *crap, I have to think of something bad* Ummm, your grandmother... catches fire...

I insert my wish into the vending machine

 

[NinjaFoxX]

you get jirachi

i wish people didint fuse two diffrent games toghether

 

[peeup]

Granted... but not really.

I wish that I had 3 moar wishes

 

[WoapGang]

you get Mario & Sonic

I wish Mewtario would go away

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, but I'm back.

I wish poeple would use better grammar on the internet.