Wish Corruptor

[Deleted member]

Granted, he's near Blue Forest Falls, but he hates you.

I wish the next person would choke to death as they grant this wish.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but he came back to life.

I wish for a wish

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you wish you choked on a condom.

Granted, everybody forgets you after your death.

I wish I was "As free as a bird now".

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you're naked and you run outside making everybody think your a loon.

I wish for a lamp.

 

[Mewtario]

Wish granted, but the bulb overheats and sets your house on fire.

I wish Mewtwo will be in the next SSB game

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you suck when you play as him.

I wish for something awesome to happen.

 

[Mewtario]

Wish granted, but everything else in your life goes wrong.

I wish the next wisher's wish here has no drawbacks.

 

[Deleted member]

Granted.

I wish Mewtario was dead.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I'm still here.

I wish everybody would show each other their moves.

 

[Mewtario]

Wish granted, but they showed them off by using them on you.

I wish, I wish I was a fish!

 

[Deleted member]

Granted.

I wish I had a fish to eat who's called Mewtario.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted.

I wish I could watch the fish named Mewtario be eaten by Sonic the Baron.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted.

I wish I had a plasma ray to burn mewtario

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, but you can't use it cause I ate him.

I wish I haz mah bukkit.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but mewtario had it

I wish I had something that is nothing

 

[Mewtario]

*pukes up bukkit*

Granted, but it's Sonic the Baron's bukkit

 

[The Dinkoman]

*gives it back to barron*

I wish for something

 

[Mewtario]

*pukes up another bukkit*

I think it had a baby with my stomach. Here you go!

 

[Deleted member]

I wish mah bukkit wuz cleen!

 

[Mewtario]

Granted.

But urine was used to wash it.

Mine, infact.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted

I wish u guyz were notz peeing on eachother

 

[Mewtario]

The bukkit started it!

I wish The Dinkoman was edible

 

[The Dinkoman]

......... granted but I r covrd with poisonous stuff

next przon wantz to eat me

 

[Mewtario]

wrong thread

I wish I didn't have to eat The Dinkoman!

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted, but u get food poisoning

I wish for a wish upon a star

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but star turns out to be a meteor and hits you in the face and meteor smashes you!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted

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[Mewtario]

I wish YOU knew what you said

 

[Frown]

Granted, it's a keyboard punch and nothing else.

I wish for SPIDERMAN

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted, but he brings his "buddies" with him (Venom, Doc Oc, Green Goblin, Scorpion, ect.)

i wish for a Zero-Point Energy Feild Manipulator (aka gravity gun).

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but it blows up when you give it to Mewtario.

I wish for a brick wall.

 

[WoapGang]

Granted but u have to live in the game "Wrecking Crew"

I wish for a Gf

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. Since it's the first result on wikipedia, you just wished for a deadly neurotoxin =P

I wish there was less innuendo in these posts.

 

[WoapGang]

(LMFAO i meant a girlfriend idiot)

Granted, but you get more in every other thread


I wish for a GIRLFRIEND this time

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. Meet Helga. I hope you like wrestling.

I wish someone else would post.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but it's ME! BWA HA HA HA!

I wish I got falcon punched in the face!

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. Might want to change your location to heaven though...

I wish I was on a Japanese game show.

 

[Mewtario]

Granted, but you ARE a japanese gameshow!

I wish I knew what to wish for again!

 

[Red Hawk One]

Granted. However, Al Gore beats the daylights out of you for wasting precious wish recources.

I wish *that* guy would make sense.

 

[Mewtario]

Sorry, but humanity doesn't really have as much of an effect on global tempurature change as he says.

Figures show that throughout Earth's history, before every ice age, the tempuratures skyrocketed.

I wish he knew that and showed it.