Wish Corruptor

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but its now frieday everyday.

I wish there was some **** thing to do in this **** house! (i stayed home from school, faked sickness)

 

[Metroid Killer]

Granted, your house is now extremely dirty and will have to clean it all up!

I wish I knew what the clock is all the time

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but now the time is the same exact time for ever.

I wish i had a super cleaner thingy to clean up all the dirt MK gave me.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but then it explodes and senda the dirt back over everything you cleaned.

I wish I was at school today.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you can't ever leave.

I wish I had a piece of paper.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but you accidentally slit your wrists with it. Happy Death Day!

I wish all the world was a stage.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but the world hates you and you get pulled off the stage with one of those cane dealies.

I wish ricky would hurry up with setting up the Game Cube

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but he breaks it in the process.

I wish I wasn't a "Smash n00b"

 

[beefbutcher88]

Granted, but now you're a 'Smash Loser'.

I wish my ex would take me back.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but then she takes her other last ex back too.

I wish i could fly, fly high! Fly high... into the sky! and high with the flyers! and be in the sky! HIGH!

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but suddenly you fall to the ground, die, and go to a place where you are forced to listen to music in a language you do not understand.

I wish I didn't have any friends.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but all your new enemies smack you around on a regular basis, and that when you complain to your mom, she says, "Ew, why are you talking to me?" and all her friends giggle at you.

I wish that I had a hot butt.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but I took that litterally, and your butt is now on fire, litterally.

I wish I was sexy.

 

[MetalShade]

Granted, but to make you sexy, I had to steal the sexiness out of every thing on the planet. So after you became sexy, everyone else was too ugly for you.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

 

[Dale]

Granted, you now know the meaning of life. But to keep you from spoiling it from everyone else JC decides to take away your mouth and your ability to write/type or use sign language. Now people think you're just wierd.

I wish (since I got the first three days off from school this week) that I can get all five week days off from school...thus making it an ELEVEN DAY WEEKEND!!!

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but then you have to go to school fo six extra years! OH NO!

I wish everyone else was as sexy as I am now, and that I and everyone else stays sexy.

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Granted, but due to the ammount of Silicone in everybody's body, people start to die from silicone poisoning...

I wish FoX_KiLLz would get over the fact that he's just not a sexy beast

 

[Maruiniq]

granted, but now he thinks he's a smart beast.

i wish that my sister would stop trying to set me up with her friend. (I ALREADY HAVE A **** GIRL FRIEND)

 

[Dale]

Granted, but then she starts dating her friend and somehow you feel kinda bad...and kinda turned on ^^,

I wish I had my driver's license now and not 6 months from now.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but a dog comes and eats it up then it suddently falls into a pit of magma.

I wish Einstein could be revived.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but he's just a shambling corpse who eats brains.

I wish I didn't have all these empty cans of pop all over my room.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but now you have empty bottles of pop all over your room.

I wish i had another BETTER sword.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but it's soooo much better that it runs off to find someone worthy of holding it.

I wish my dog had blue fur

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the homeless man steals it to have dinner later.

I wish I and Dale where firends. (think about all the pain we have done to eachother in Ruler of the land!).

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Granted, but while you're having a good time with your new friend you are both shot in a drive-by.

I wish I could figure out where Dale lives, I think I live really close to him, like, the same city.

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but it turns out he is really a feared axe-murderer.

I wish that my room was clean.

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but then you get kicked out of your house because you didn't clean the kitchen like you were supposed to.

I wish I could think of something better to wish, and then have it granted.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, you wish you had a homing missile launcher, later you try to target your school and it flies back and hits you instead because your bodytemp was higher than the school.

I wish someone videotaped that.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but his next-door neighbor was filming and he got blewed up too

I wish my room was bigger

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but a few seconds after it gets bigger, you and everything else gets bigger too making it the same thing.

i wish i had a super kool bike that cloud do any trick i wanted.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you can never correctly land those tricks...and you end up falling in a sewer.

I wish I could memorize all the data on my computer.

 

[Dale]

Granted but girls won't go out with you anymore because you've become a super-geek

I wish I had a tail

 

[beefbutcher88]

Granted, but it weighs 956436346 pounds, so it cracks your spine.

 

[GoldShadow]

I wish beefbutcher had made a wish and that I didn't have to make one for him.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but then you become happy, and you don't like being happy. So you go on a massive killing spree.

I wish a surround-sound system for my computer

 

[McFox]

Granted, but due to the ear-numbing, pounding sounds coming from it, your grammar will become worse than it already is.

I wish I was really cool .

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but to make you really cool, every one else had to get a lot less cool making everybody not worthy of your coolness.

I wish me and McFox were best friends.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but then McFox is your only friend.

I wish I would have posted on this page today.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you have allready done that so the timeflux get twizted and you disappear.

I wish I could get a new job.

 

[urarenge]

Your wish is granted, but your new job is to herd mad bovine across an arctic tundra for hours while people silently tape your useless efforts and sell it as reality television. Hilarity ensues.

I wish I could meet a possum.