Wish Corruptor

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Granted, but now he know all the rules and bugs everybody when they make a mistake. Therefore no one comes to SmashBoards ever again.

I wish I had a license to kill

 

[David Kirk]

Granted, but you do not know how to fight, or use weapons, so you just sit around looking pretty...without killing.

I wish that SSBM lives forever.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Wish granted, but then SSBM2 comes out and it wipes SSBM off of the map and nowbody cares what you think, because all they will care about is SSBM2.

Wish: I wish that nobody were able to grant this next wish.

 

[David Kirk]

No one grants your wish because you are violating the game rules and your account is banned and all of your posts are deleted, so no one knows what you wished for.

I wish that you have read what my wish was before you granted it...that did not make sense how another game came and wiped out what my wish was for...even though it was granted.

SIG PIG! LAST WARNING!

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Wish granted, due to the fact that i did not completely understand what your wish actually meant.

Wish: I wish that my account was not banned and that all my posts were restored

 

[Dale]

Granted, your name and posts are restored, but no one notices because no one cares. You end up crying for a while.

I whish I had Ketchup. I mean I've got this hot dog and nothing to put on it.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but the ketchup is actually toxic red paint. Tell me how it tastes!

I wish I didn't have to take stupid midterms.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Wish granted, but you still have to take final exams

Wish: I wish that I had some tacos.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Originally posted by David Kirk
Granted, they turned it off, but it never turned back on.

I wish MasterMewtwo knew how to read rules.

Good one, but I followed the rules by making a puzzling wish

Granted but they would be rotten

I wish that I would get 2 wishes

 

[Pyrogamer]

granted but you use the second wish to correct the first non-specific wish.

I wish I could manipulate time.(I WANT SSB3)

 

[FangOfTheRabbit]

Granted, but SSB3 never comes out.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Dale]

Granted...It kills you instead.

I wish I was in Florida

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but all the old people from skandinavia forces you to dance for them.

I wish they made a TV-show of that. (j/k)

 

[Dale]

Granted, but it looks sooooo good no one wants to play smash anymore, they are all watching "Scandinavian Oldies Disco Night"

I wish I could spend a night at a Holiday Inn Express so I could be really smart.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but they wouldn't let you in.

I wish the whole internet would never have hackers.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but you are a hacker, so you are not on the internet anymore.

I wish a n00b would challenge me to an RPG battle and I win.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but he complains to his big brother who shoots you.

I wish the black guys next door would stop fighting in my yard. Really.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but now they're fighting inside your house.

I wish the graphics of my PC games looked as good as they did on the box.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but you'll have an extremely slow Pentium -4 processor that will make those graphics look like polygonal crap.

I Wish for a Giant Robot that is perfect.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but when you turn it on, you accidently set it to attack mode and it kills your family.

I wish that there wasn't a creepy old guy staring into my room through my windows every night at 1 am.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but now there is a creepy old guy hiding in your closet every night at 1:00 A.M.

I wish I wasn't a n00b.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you are being forced to leave SWF for cheating the rank systems.

I wish I had some more money.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but you end up getting all the paper money 5-year olds play with and they mob you since they think it's real money.

I wish i had a lab top computer.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but someone has used superglue on it and you can never get it open. Ever.

I wish Ricky would stop singing. It's really annoying.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but he hums and dances to music to annoy even more than usual.

I wish i was an only child.

 

[SS4Ricky]

Granted, but due to your ethnic background, you are hauntend by cousins and relatives that visit you almost daily, forcing you to babysit the young'ins, and ultimately never go anywhere or do anything by yourself because of really strict parents.

i wish dale would suck eggs.

-dale, watch it buddy, 1 warning.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but he sucks the eggs of your girlfriend's ovaries....

I wish i came up with better wishes.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to post any of them.

I wish I knew the answer to life, the universe, and 3+3.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but God must now kill you because you know the meaning of life, the Universe, and 3 + 3.

I wish that AOL was destroyed and I had DSL.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but AOL wouldn't unistall / Be cancelled by phone. And the DSL would be a cheap Nuclear Explosive, as soon as you would start using it, it would explode in 3 seconds in a total Nuclear Wipeout.

I Wish that the Next person Corrupted a Wish

 

[RockCrock]

Currupted. Done.

I wish for a controler that would do the Infinite Drill Shine combo with the press of one button.....

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but the button does not work.

I wish I had SSBM2.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but by getting the game early a paradox is created that is so strong it destroys the space-time continuum and you can never play it.

I wish that I had some clean, non-itching socks.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but your new/old dog eats them and some of your legs too.

I wish I could see the movie named "The Fugitive" again.

(question: does anyone know what the parody movie of this movie was named? you don't need to answer).

 

[annoying jammez]

You actually do get to see the movie, but you are stabbed to death by a Cher look-alike.

I wish I never saw Cher naked. :C

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but then you become Cher.

I wish i could drop this class

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you have to take another one thats worse.

I wish that someone woulden't try to corrupt my wish.

 

[Dale]

Granted, no one tries to corrupt your wish, but due to a tremendous buildup of stress under your wish the universe begins to bend and soon collapses in on itself, ending everything.

I wish I could find my tv remote

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the batteries are gone.

I wish I had a Coca Cola right now

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Granted, but the one you get is a factory defect and you die of lead poisining.

I wish my wireless router would work for more than 3 hours at a time.