Wish Corruptor

DarKShadow 8 · Dec 28, 2003

granted, you have to stay in one room for the rest of your life and you can never go anywhere and there is no entertainment or anything in that room

I wish I could make things dissapear within a second

Helpful1 · Dec 28, 2003

Granted, but YOU vanish!

I wish the topic never existed.

(I'm joking)

ultimaiq2 · Dec 29, 2003

Granted, but you get the topic creator after you.

I wish I had a higher rank on smashboards

GameFreaking · Dec 29, 2003

Granted, but all the people u pushed down so u could reach this status will come after u with knives and guns.

I wish that Carmoen Elctra would fall deeply in love with me.

DarKShadow 8 · Dec 29, 2003

granted but she turns Fat and Ugly and you have to marry her.

I wish I was the richest person alive

SIG PIG!

Magic Jesus · Dec 30, 2003

Granted, but you get accused of Sodomizing little boys (They confused you with Jacko) and you have to pay the bail witl all your money.

I wish for Gideon to join my forums.

SabreAnt · Dec 30, 2003

Granted, but before long, people realize that he's on the ball and elect him president of that forum and vote you out because he's better. He then bans you to prevent any usurption of his throne and declares a hoilday to users known as 'Anti-Magic-Jesus-Day'.

I wish Samus was my girlfriend. Heh heh

GoldShadow · Dec 30, 2003

Granted, but she feels you're not good enough for her and well...let's just say that being shot with 30 super missiles hurts!

I wish each day was 48 hours long..

Magic Jesus · Dec 30, 2003

Granted, but you have to sepnd half of each day cleaning my House.

I wish for a Hobo.

GameFreaking · Dec 30, 2003

Granted, but the Hobo feels it's his obligation to bite off ur pinky toe and sell it in the black market.

I wish i had every Mario game ever made.

Zero EXE · Dec 30, 2003

Granted, but there are SO many games featuring everyone's favorite plumber, that you're crushed beneath them all, then people break in and steal every last one of them.

I wish for peace on earth....NO WAIT! The perfect sandwich.

GameFreaking · Dec 30, 2003

Granted, but the perfect sandwich is too good for u so it's divided among all the poor starving people of the world(what don't they get a wish too?)

i wish that i had a talking chicken.

RockCrock · Dec 30, 2003

You recieve one in the mail, but it discovers your deepest darkest secret, and tells eveyone you know!

I wish for you not to grant this wish!?!?!?!?!
(Done Already?)

GoldShadow · Dec 31, 2003

(I think so) Granted, but because you never made a wish, I can't not grant anything!

I wish all the king's horses and all the king's men, could put humpty dumpty back together again!

Zero EXE · Dec 31, 2003

Granted, but it turns out that he's a minion of the dark lord Sauron. He then kills Frodo and Sam, takes the ring and brings it back to his master.....you can guess the rest.

I wish that Osama bin Laden was dead.

Magic Jesus · Jan 1, 2004

Granted, but someone who's just as evil takes his place.

I wish for my name to be "Gideon" and for me to have admin powers here.

paperboy · Jan 1, 2004

Granted, but then everybody leaves here.

I wish I could get a better computer.

RockCrock · Jan 1, 2004

You get one but you dont have a monitor to go with your new computer....

I wish I always knew what time it was....

ultimaiq2 · Jan 1, 2004

Granted, you get a watch, but it is a broken watch that only blinks on 11:59 am.

I wish I had a sig that people would not laugh of. (jk)

Magic Jesus · Jan 2, 2004

Granted... laugh of? do you speak English? i'm just gonna tell Gideon to ban you for bad speeling and garmmer.

I wish I had a 1928 $20 dollar bill in mint condition.

RockCrock · Jan 2, 2004

You find one on the ground, but since no one cares about your old old twenty it be comes useless.

I wish I could sleep more....

GoldShadow · Jan 2, 2004

Granted, but you have to wake up in a few hours and can never go back to sleep again!

I wish I was the master of everything.

MassChaos · Jan 3, 2004

Granted, but everyone will be jealous and hate you. So, since you are the type of person that wants to be liked by everyone, you retire your position and abandon it.

I wish I was the next president of the U.S. and everybody loved me. Including Iraq

SabreAnt · Jan 3, 2004

Granted, but at your world leader conference, all the Arab leaders feel they need to prove something by showing you more love than anyone and they end up moshing you into a poll of jello because they are all trynna hug you and squeeze you.

I wish Bush would just resign or similar.

RockCrock · Jan 4, 2004

Granted, but every county that hates us, would attack, seeing we are without leader ship.....

I wish my vacation was longer...

Cardzmaster2004 · Jan 4, 2004

Granted, but because you are on avcation so long, you lose your job. Have fun with unemployment!

I wish that Calculus was easy for me and me alone.
(PS. Don't make my brain explode again. That hurt last time.)

David Kirk · Jan 5, 2004

Granted, but now that no one finds Calculus easy, evereyone just gets frusterated with it and dismisses it from everything.

I wish that I could shoot Mind Bullets at the next poster.

RockCrock · Jan 5, 2004

Granted, but my mind has a min-bullet proof vest on!

I wish I had 10 hot dogs....

100th post!

ultimaiq2 · Jan 8, 2004

Granted, but they are made of real "hot dogs" that are realy pissed of after being cooked.

I wish I had a chair to sit on right now. (don't ask im at school)

Magic Jesus · Jan 8, 2004

Granted, but the chair is crawling with 200 rare Indian biteing Cockroachs.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

GameFreaking · Jan 8, 2004

Granted, but the fish knows u had planned to kill him, and then kills u.

I wish I could wish for something that wouldn't be corrupted.

David Kirk · Jan 8, 2004

Granted, but since you broke one of the only rules in this game, your account is banned.

I wish people would read rules.

paperboy · Jan 9, 2004

Granted, but nobody obeys them anyway.

I wish people would post with good grammar of forums.

David Kirk · Jan 9, 2004

Granted, but since you just had a grammatical mistake you are banned from the internet and can no longer see all of the pretty grammar.

I wish that Jacko and Beastly would do better in tournaments.

-=Marth_n_Roy=- · Jan 10, 2004

geanted but they only do better then a 4 month fetus

i wish for a wish :laugh:

ultimaiq2 · Jan 10, 2004

Granted, but I take your wish and wish that you did not make that wish.

I wish I had the master sword

Magic Jesus · Jan 11, 2004

Granted, but it's blunt.

I wish I was Metroid killer.

paperboy · Jan 11, 2004

Granted, but you just get banned for spamming under his name.

I wish I had a cookie.

-=Marth_n_Roy=- · Jan 11, 2004

granted but its a cookie for a p0rn site so you get cauaght for beeing under age (r u?) and get fined

I wish i canbe very close frinds with someone here (NO I DON'T MEAN A Homosexual Relationship)

ultimaiq2 · Jan 12, 2004

granted, but you have to find out who yourself.

I wish to make the best forum game ever.

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