Wish Corruptor

[Osco316]

Granted, but now they kill you and everyone you know.

I wish all these god**** "reality" TV shows were gone.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Granted, but they just result in re-runs of corny cop shows, and the BRADY BUNCH!

I wish for... immortality

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, you have been cryogenically frozen forever. Well, you're immortal but you're also eternally asleep.

I wish my calculator wasn't running out of batteries.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Granted - your calculater isn't running out of batteries, but suddenly, all the buttons fall off and are beyond repair.

I wish to be unfrozen! It's c-c-c-c-cold! X_X;

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but you lose your immortality

I wish I was cool

 

[RichBrown]

granted, but you are so cool, you are cold! you are so cold, your freezing! next thing you know you die of frostbite.


i wish i could get straight A's next semester

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Granted, but then you get picked on by everyone, because they think youare a nerd. Also, you have to get moved up 2 year levels, coz the teachers think you can do it! That would be hard!

I wish for Super Mario Sunshine. (is it any good?)

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you will never to be able to get the first star.

I wish I was good at basketball.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Granted, but you lose your arms two weeks later in a tragic refridgerator accident.

I wish someone would tell me if mario sunshine was any good!

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but they say it sucks, you don't get the game, it's really quite good, they lied.

I wish for ignorance to be exterminated.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Granted, but ignorance is bliss, so.. NO BLISS FOR YOU!
"Ignorance is the best weapon against logic." - some guy

Okay, I wish that the simpsons was on it's own TV channel, 24/7.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it shows the same 5 no no no 2 same episodes all the time and has comercials every 5 minutes about The Simpson Hit N Run.

I wish for a tournament at ssbm in the city i live in.

 

[Fudgecakeking]

your wish is granted, but the only contestents are mario with fireball, bowser with fire breath, and you. They burn up your city- and you.

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but you have a sudden urge to donate it all to me.

I wish you would stop touching yourself like that.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but now you are touching yourself like that.

I wish for a new videogame, and not a crappy one, not one with a virus, not one for an old atari system or anything like that, just a nice game for my Game Cube or PS2.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, you get a new Game Cube game, but theres no such thing as a Game cube oh did you mean Gamecube? you put a space in it, so you get a really good new game for a system that dosen't exist.

I wish for Afotaki to become a mod.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but he starts on a modding rampage.

I wish for a few $ to purchase me some candy

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but you can only buy candy coated poison.

I wish that I would be declared mentally insane.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Granted, but they put an electric collar on you, and moniter you 24/7. When you do something CRAZY they shock you. Note that they think that your breathing is crazy, so they shcok you for breathing.

I wish my stupid neighbors would go away! (only on one side)

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, and some new, perfect neighbors move in who have a beautiful daughter your age and she likes you but she catches you making out with another girl and puts a water hose in your window at night so you're all wet and your room is screwed up and it's bellow freezing outside so you get frozen solid and you're late for school and your friends all abandon you.

I wish i had one of those new optical mice with a laser.

 

[Kirby_M@ster]

Granted, but you look directly into that laser for 48 hours straight, and then you go blind, and then my new hot neighbor comes in and puts a hose in your window and screws your room, and then...yeah.

I wish I mastered at least 1 character on ssb:m, but I didn't lose Savefiles, my gamecube, the game, my house, my arms/fingers/head/body, and anything that stopped me playing.

 

[Zero EXE]

Granted, but you become fixed to the television, never taking your eyes off of it, never getting up or speaking to anyone. you become a shut in and die a very lonely death!

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but a shark eats you

I wish you a merry Christmas. I wish you a merry Christmas. I wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Your wish for me to have a merry Christmas is granted. However, you Christmas is not so merry as your parents suprise you with a trip to the middle of a warzone on Christmas Eve! Have Fun!

I wish my next wish would not get corrupted.

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but since this has been done over 5 times, it has no effect and your post is ignored.

I wish people would stop posting in this thread

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but i've done this before, so i know that all i have to do to make this short and sweet is to corrupt your wish so as it's granted to where only YOU can't post on this thread! MWAHAHAH!

I wish I had a computer better than everyone else's.

 

[David Kirk]

Granted, but everyone else loses access of any computer, and your new, super cool computer has nothing to do because there is no one else in the world with the internet, or anything of the sort.

I wish that I get at least a few wins at Game Over.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but they think you cheated and you get banned from all tornaments (muahahaha)

I wish that I had all of Links weapons.

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but you accidentally detonate all the bombs NEXT TO A CUTE BUNNY.

I wish the Internet Film Laser Squad would finish its list.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but right as you click the link to the complete list, for some reason your internet connection gets so slow it's only going at 10 bytes a second, so it takes 4 years to down load the page, by witch time the site goes down and the list is obsolite.

I wish for a candle that would never go out, even underwater.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but the candle will burn until there isn't any wick or wax left. Then you won't be able to hold it.

I wish for Christmas vacation to start over.

 

[Titanium-FiRe]

granted but there won't be a christmas next year

I wish I could never have homework

 

[YellowPikmin]

Granted, but you will never get a job and will become a hobo.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but you get killed by her. why you ask? Well, relationships have a hard time getting past the first argument, especially when the woman in the relationship his a very long and sharp knife.

I wish for a llama. llama. that's a fun word to type.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but the Llama is Evil and Attacks you, (haha...get it? It's a pun type thing) which causes you to die.

I wish that I had a notebook with infinite sheets of paper.

 

[Zero EXE]

Granted, but you write down the phone number of a girl who likes you, then when you go to call her, you forget what page it's on and spend the rest of your life looking for it.

I wish my dog was alive *sniff *

 

[Fudgecakeking]

Oh my...

Your dog is alive, but it is a frankenstine dog, and goes terrerizing the neighberhood, and everyone sue's you.


I wish I could control the weather.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but the whenever you decide to change the weather one time, you get struck by lightning.

I wish that I understood quantum physics.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted, but your brain becomes so large from all the knowledge that your face totally explodes.

I wish I could play the guitar.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, you can play it (you know how), but you don't play good... your horrible guitar-music drives everyone away and you are left alone and cold for the rest of your life.

I wish I could stay up all the time and never get tired.