Wish Corruptor

[GoldShadow]

Granted, you get his fortune after he dies. Unfortunately, you will die seconds afterward and all the money will go to the "Find the poison lemon tree of Atlantis" Fund.

I wish that I was governor of California (I live on the EC but it seems like an easy enough job to get... :D )

 

[princeps]

you get the job. but didn't anyone tell you? the california state language has changed, and is now German. what used to be called Governor is now called Governator, and that office is held by AHNOLD! the governor is in charge of selling his *dignity* in an effort to balance out the budget deficit.


i wish all donuts were krispy kreme donuts

 

[Osco316]

Granted, but the Earth is struck with a permanent loss of donuts.

I wish I could get a new computer whenever I wanted one.

EDIT: spelling error

 

[catfriedrice]

Sure, but we've set the windows annoyance lever up to maximum frustration.

I wish I hadn't ate all that turkey =/

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but you ate poison instead.

I wish it was 1981 and I was seeing The Clash in concert.

 

[Osco316]

Granted, but there is a riot before the show and you are trampled to death.


I wish I didn't have so many computer problems.

 

[princeps]

Granted, but you don't have a computer, either ;p


i wish i had all of james bond's spy gadgets

 

[Fourside]

Granted, but none of them work very well.

I wish i was taller.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but it's oppisit and you wish you where shorter, you get what you wish for.

I wish i had a huge coin collection.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but the next day you are convicted of murder (heh, you got confused with some other guy...too bad) and are put in jail indefinitely. The bail is so high, you are forced to pay it with your new coin collection...

I wish I knew everything about math and science so I wouldn't have to study for tests.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Grantedm, you ace every Math and Science test, but you fail English and any other class you have.

I wish for some Turkish Delights.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but then you owe the evil witch your life.

I wish for a better AIM.

 

[princeps]

granted, but everyone else is using msn messenger ;p


i wish coke still had its namesake ingredient

 

[Arrow]

Granted, but the government then makes it illegal to consume any forms of soft drinks.

I wish smoking was illegal!

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but just like pot, everyone will do it anyway.

I wish the reset will come soon.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, so when you're playing a game, the Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, for example, you are fighting Gannondorf and are about to kill him when i hit the reset button and you havnt saved since you got the Master Sword! MWAHAAHAHHA!!! well, anyway, so there.

*sits on a fish* O I wish I wish I hadn't squished that fish.

 

[MetalShade]

Granted, but since I un-squished that fish, the universe loses its balance. So I must squash something else, and because you've just posted about 5 times in this room, I shall smite the! Say good bye to your man-hood...

SPLAT!

I wish I had a computer that wasn't crappy...

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, you have a computer that uses the latest in nano-technology. It has 2 terabytes of hard drive space, but it's sooo small that you can't even figure out how to turn it on.

I wish I had a gumball. Just . . . a regular, decent sized, not nasty, bubble-gum flavored gumball.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but the gumball is laced with poison that you cannot taste. You die later that day from chewing the gum.

I was that the arts would get more respect.

 

[YellowPikmin]

Your wish is granted, but stick men drawings will get 50x more respect than the Mona Lisa, and terrible musians will get very little respect and horrible ones will get huge amounts of respect and bad singers...well, you get the idea.

I wish I could design video games just by coming up with an idea.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but your thoughts center around Big Bird getting a haircut, so that's all your games are about. Your title, "Big Bird Visits the Barber" sells only two copies, and you bought them both for your Sesame-Street-obsessed uncle.

I wish I had a 4.0 GPA

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, you now have a copy of Gunky Pixelated AOL 4.0, the worst version of AOL ever made. And it's all you can use.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of NON POISONED Oreos that had nothing wrong with them.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but the weight of the Oreo's being dumped onto you crushes your body, causing you to die beneath the chocolate sandwich cookies.

I wish there was world peace forever.

 

[princeps]

granted, but aliens from an outer world come and kill us all.


i wish the french foreign legion wouldn't have a four year minimum service stint.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Okay, but it's ammended to eight years for yer *****in'.

I wish to bowl over 200 at bowling today.

 

[Osco316]

Granted, but no one's there to see/record it and you come home with the stink of alcohol and no one believes you.

I wish I had enough money to buy whatever I wanted.

 

[YellowPikmin]

Granted, but anything you want to buy will always be sold out.

I wish I could beat Master Hand and CrazyHand on SSBM so I could get their trophies.

 

[Zero EXE]

Granted, but the trophies are actualy THEM, theyr'e just playing possum. Then, when your'e not looking, they reawaken and go on a trophie smashing spree, smashing all of the hardest to get trophies first.

I wish that Captain Falcon couldn't use his up+B attack again after it already connects with his opponent.

 

[YellowPikmin]

Granted, but everytime an opponent is hit with up b attack it is an instant KO.

I wish I could fly.

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but you don't know how.

I wish I could have something good to eat.

 

[YellowPikmin]

Granted, but I steal it from you and eat it.

I wish I knew how do to all forms of martial arts.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but the wish granter misinterperets the word "martial as "marital". You now know every possible way to get married or marry someone off.

I wish that base jumping without a parachute (sp?) didn't cause massive pain upon landing.

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but now base jumping without a parachute causes orgasms and everyone in the world quits their job so they can jump out of their apartments and houses all day, resulting in the collapse of the world economy.

I wish for the full version of WordQ.

 

[YellowPikmin]

Granted, but your computer will explode as you install it.

I wish that world hunger end.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but it would end by the world having a nuclear war.

I wish I had Bad Boys II

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but you hate it.

I wish that I could rule the world

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, and you know are the ruler of your own planet. Did we mention the poisonous atmosphere? Oh well. Hope you enjoy!

I wish that I could be on Broadway.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but everyone hates your acting and you get fired. Your family and friends reject you and you're forced to live on the streets eating rotten tomatoes.

I wish that Monday and Friday would be added to Saturday and Sunday as part of the weekend (and that saturday and sunday stayed as part of the weekend).

 

[YellowPikmin]

Granted, but everyone will have to live at the place the work at/go to school, and they still end up making you work.

I wish I could be invisible.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, however you can only be invisible when there are no people or cameras around

I wish that dragons were real.