Wish Corruptor

[choknater]

Granted. Tomorrow it will rain. Your house will smell like cheese, your family will cook cheese for you. You will eat and drink cheese. You will smell like cheese. You will be cheese.

I wish the people in the MD would stop complaining about GFaqs.

 

[paperboy]

Granted. Now they complain about GFAQ's and GameWinners. :D

I wish hard work would pay off sooner.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, your hard work will pay off much much sooner. But I get paid instead of you.

I wish I had a magical shoelace.

 

[Cerebrate]

Granted, but it's only magical in that it will never break while completely underwater.

I wish I had watched the original X-Men cartoon.

 

[INFESTD]

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish that the US Army would leave Iraq.

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but since were *******es, we'll just send nukes over there starting a chain reaction that will end with everyone dead and nuclear winter.

I wish those (^) ideas were actually mine.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but as i was granting it i fell asleep so i accidently made the idea mine!

I wish for more wishes!

 

[Anime RPG]

Your wish is granted, but your first wish must be to get rid of all of your wishes.

I wish to be a real boy!

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but since your wish isn't original, you must love your wish until it hates you.

I wish I could think of a video game that starts with "Z"

 

[Anime RPG]

Ye wish be granted, but a zombie shall eateth thy brain...eth.

I wish, I wish, I was a fish.

 

[beefbutcher88]

Granted, but you don't have gills, so you die.

I wish for a lifetime's supply of fresh water.

 

[DragonSlayersBaK]

wish granted but its Got monkey poo in it so ull get sick anyways



I wish for world peace

I wish you would stop posting your sig

 

[beefbutcher88]

Granted, but you have to be killed before it happens.

I wish that my homework were done.

 

[DragonSlayersBaK]

granted but u will pay me a million dollars to do it

I wish for my parents to fall from the top of a 50 story building

 

[KRSplat]

Wish granted but you fall with them.

I wish I could have marmalade.

 

[princeps]

your wish is granted, but it's dingleberry flavored marmelade

i wish it was friday...

 

[paperboy]

Granted. It's now friday, but it will be the last friday ever. WITH NO WEEKENDS!!!!!111 GWAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH I'm so cruel.

I wish I weren't so lazy.

 

[Osco316]

Granted, but now you work so hard that you never stop, and you will eventually die of starvation.

I wish I was very, very rich.

 

[1-X]

your wish is granted but you drown in coins and I take all your money.

I wish that anything I wanted instantly appeared / happened etc.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but one day, after being bored with acquiring everything, you wish you were dead. You get what you wish for.

I wish nothing bad would happen to the wish I make after this one.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but your next wish is "I wish for nothing"

I wish to go to Europe for vaction.

 

[Fourside]

Your wish is granted, but you have to give me your arms and your legs!

I wish i was the strongest man in the universe...

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but when you get older you lose all of your muscle and what once was muscle is now loose skin.

I wish I could beat Windwaker in 1 hour.

 

[Ssbmrulesall]

Granted, but the game will freeze on you after you beat it, thus unallowing you to be able to play it ever again

I wish I could compete in one of those Tenkaichi Budokais from Dragonball.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but just before you are about to compete, you realise that those Dragonbal bodowhatever things are a complete waste of time! and you had to drive five hours to get there AND Magic jesus stole your car.

I wish to go to London.

 

[princeps]

granted, but you're actually going to london, north dakota.

i wish i spoke japanese.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but the Japanese languige becomes extinct.


I wish I was Agent Smith from the Matrix.

 

[Silvermyst]

Granted,and when Neo dies,so do you

I wish I had Fire Emblem[without it getting stolen,broken or losing interest in it]for GBA.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but since its been in Japan so long w/o coming state side its still in Japanese and you cant read Japanese so you take a Japanese class and it takes you 5 years to learn the language and by then the game has been overshadowed by superior game systems and games.

I wish that I knew EVERYTHING!!!

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but you get Alsheimers disease and forget it all.

I wish I could speak every language fluently.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but then your pet dolphin bites off your tounge and you cant talk anymore.

I wish for the power of controlling the elements (fire, water, lightning, wind, ice, etc...).

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but then they all revolt against you and wind up killing you.

I wish I had good milk

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but it's soy milk. It's still good, as in "fresh", but you hate it.

I wish I was dead.

 

[Osco316]

Granted, but now you just float around the Earth, and never have contact with anything ever again.


I wish I had enough money to buy X-Box and Playstation 2 (I already have a Gamecube)

 

[Magic Jesus]

granted, but those systems become obsolete and the new PS3 and Xbox2 cost alot more.


I wish to go to Hong Kong for vaction.

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but Hong Kong just sunk to the bottom of the ocean. And your still going there

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[princeps]

your wish is granted, but it's a pc, and not a mac.

i wish i could play guitar better than bucket head.

 

[fathead290]

Granted, but you did not specify WHICH bucket head. I just happened to pick a baby wearing a bucket on his head for you. Have fun with your baby skills!

I wish for a large donut. lemon filled please.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but its filled with lemon filling from the ultra rare POISON lemon tree, as there are only 2 of those trees: on in my room and one in Atlantis (good luck finding it) so you get poisoned! :-P

I wish for... CHEESE!

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but it's moldy (gasp) three year old (double gasp) american (oh no!) cheese.

I wish Bill Gates would put me in his will to inherit his fortune after he dies.