Wish Corruptor

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but by the time the game catches on the forums are dead and therefor no one plays it.

I wish for a hot cup of coffee.

 

[FangOfTheRabbit]

Granted, but you spill it on an old lady and are sued for millions of dollars.

I wish I didn't have mono right now.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but your stereo sound can only be played on "mute"

I wish I had 99'999 HP in real life (thats like being 200 times stronger than now)

 

[Metroid Killer]

WWIII breaks out, everybody dies but you. You are then to live miserable long life alone.

I wish I had spiderman's superpowers.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you try climbing a wall and get stuck forever...

I wish the earth was shaped like a toothbrush.

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but it reverts back to it's normal self in .0000001 seconds, so nobody realizes that it's a toothbrush.

I wish for a Radeon 9600 XT with nothing wrong with it and I get to keep my computer and life.

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but as soon as you get it you look out your window to realize that you are now in the middle of Alaska with no hope of ever getting any power.

I wish for a blue high-lighter.

1 warning for posting signature

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but the blue highlity ink is made of unstable radioactive material, so if you try to highlight something, it'll probably blow up along with you.

I wish that I had a special gold plated quarter that I could sell on ebay for $12,000,000,000....

 

[Metroid Killer]

your wish is granted, however the next guy sells it for three times as much as you did.

I wish I was Steve Irwin.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, your on a show talking "Aye, G'day here we have the worlds huges crocs right next to me here at the zoo. They are not very dangerous since they are tied up and ready to be moved." *the guy holding the cuecards writes something and holds it up* "What do you mean the crocs aren't tied up?" *the crocodile starts chewing on Steves hand* "Hey, you bited me you little repitile" *Steve gets eaten a few seconds later*
Director: Crew get me a new Steve!!!

I wish I could see what just happened above.

 

[Metroid Killer]

Your wish is granted, you will now see the whole from thing from the inside of the croc :D

I wish I was that croc (double bonus )

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

Granted but you get an uncurable Ulcer and die because your own acide ate you from the inside out

i wish that i wish for a wish so i could wish for 4 wishes

 

[MassChaos]

Granted, but the mods will just corrupt your wishes for me.

I wish MarthnRoy would stop posting in different colors.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you have to offer your sole.

I wish that I could fly

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but while you are flying, you fall down suddenly, right into the empty quarter of Saudi Arabia, you survive, but end up dying a much worse death of Dehydration five days later.



I wish I could hack websites (No, not smashboards)

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the FBI comes and takes you with them and you are never seen again, and your family/friends gets maipulated to think you died of a cliff and got eaten by bears.

I wish I had an Ocarina

 

[-=Marth_n_Roy=-]

granted, but it doesn't work

i wish i'd get over Prince of persia (my reason for posting in this format)

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Wish granted, but now you can't get over another game

Wish: I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you have so much knowledge, you can never remember something specific when you need to...

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Honeycomb cereal...mmm...me want honeycomb...

 

[Dale]

Granted, but now everyone wants you dead because you're not human anymore. You've obviously turned into that...thing, you know.

Wish: I wish that I could beat Azen.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Wish granted, but now you have nothing to do and you die from bordom.

Wish: I wish that I was able to get a picture of Samus for my avatar.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but everyone else liked it so much now it is the only board avatar.

I wish that I never ran out of spare change. =)

 

[RockCrock]

You now never run out of spare change.... but you only have room in you pockets for a small amount, so small that you dont even have enough to buy or pay for anything with it!

I wish I could infinate drill shine combo......

 

[Dale]

Granted, but now nobody ever wants to play you, ever. Because you're too good.

I wish I had a cheese grater so as I could make my own shredded cheese.

 

[RockCrock]

You find a chesse grater, but since all of your chesse is old and moldy.... its of no use to you.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Pizza

 

[Dale]

You find the unlimited supply of Pizza, but now you're face has gone all zitty from the excessive grease. Hence, no more women for you.

I wish I could be in a Monthy Python movie

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: You're wish has been granted, but the movie had poor sales and poor movie theater attendence.

Wish: I wish I could complete every game known to man.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but then you'll act like a Videogame and have extremely bad Eye Seizures that will cause your eyes to explode, Furthermore making you blind forever.

I Wish for Nothing.

 

[David Kirk]

Granted, you now live on the street, without anything or anyone. You have to fend for yourself, and have nothing to fall back on, or no one to turn to in your time of need.

I wish that I could go back home.

 

[FangOfTheRabbit]

Granted, but everything you knew and loved has changed forever.

I wish for some cheese.

 

[Dale]

You get your cheese but it really isn't the kind you wanted so you leave it alone and it goes bad. You end up throwing it away.

I wish I could own a Tabasco sauce company

 

[David Kirk]

Granted, but no one ever uses the Sause, and your company is a huge failure.

I wish that Dale would not have posted in the last twelve topic of this board, it makes him look like a spammer.

 

[williamchan1]

granted but dale goes to every other board and posts in the last twelve topics making him look like a spammer

I wish for all the games on gamecube

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but there are no more room for you in your house.

I wish I could have my own character in the next smash.

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Ok, but nobody ever plays him because he is low-tier. He's actually not even on a tier because he's so low. He's grabbing onto the bottom tier and is about to be pushed off by Pichu.

I wish Joe Gibbs was struck with a sudden eart attack at his next press conference.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, but the team plays on and wins the Super Bowl in his name.


i wish i had a pichu car.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but but all the kids you pass love it and crowd around it and touch it and it is ruined within the first hour of use.

I wish I owned the Coca-Cola company

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but it will run down the first day you own it and you'll be forced to pay bills that will cause you to shut it down forever. With the remains of the factory you will Drink all the Coca-Cola it made causing your body to be abused by excessive amounts of Caffeine making you die with the reputation of the Fattest creature that ever lived.

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you didn't make a wish so it can't be corrupted.

I wish my friend hadn't left my calculator on without telling me and caused it to run out of batteries.

 

[David Kirk]

Granted, they turned it off, but it never turned back on.

I wish MasterMewtwo knew how to read rules.