Wish Corruptor

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but now it works for only three hours and .01 seconds at a time.

I wish I could hear out of my right ear.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but then you learn that your left ear has now stopped working.

I wish I had an endless supply of Peppermints

 

[007]

granted but everyone hates your breath
I wish I was as porerful as Goku

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[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but Goku died, and you are not very powerful as a dead person.

I wish I had a new computer that couldn't be corrupted, and was fast.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but your electric bill goes through the roof due to all the electricity needed for your super comp.

I wish I had groupies

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the groupies are all hippies that are evil and likes to force other people to become hippies.

I wish I know how to make a good joke.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted, But no one would laugh at it.

I Wish I had Super Powers.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted. but some villians comes and defeat you before you can use them.

I wish I was one of the villians.

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but in the end all villians loose.

I wish my dorm room was bigger.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but two gay guys join your dorm because the college says you have too much space. And they redecorate your dorm too, ^^,

I wish it would snow tonight.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but it snows so hard for so long that your home collapses under the weight of the snow.

I wish that I was less awesome.

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Granted, but now even the not-so-hot girls won't look at you anymore.

I wish I had black hair

 

[Creature_85]

Grant: Your wish is granted, but the rest of you has turned black as well.

Wish: I wish that Zoids were real.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but I own them all and decide to dismantle them to make a large metal sculpture of myself.

I wish I could beat this **** mission on Jak II.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but then you come to the next mission which is 1.5x as hard as the last one.

I wish I owned a movie theater

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but it has to shut down when no patrons come to view your wonderful movies.

I wish that my computer wouldn't randomly shut down, and would, in general, stop acting so dumb.

 

[Maruiniq]

Grant: Granted, but when it gets fixed, it becomes so smart it takes over the world and the earth is ruled by computers and robots.

Wish: i wish the game Perfect Dark for nintendo 64 left Microsoft to come back once again to nintendo and made a Perfect Dark 2 for Game Cube.

 

[Dale]

Hmm, I can't really degregate that wish because I feel the same way. Perfect Dark was the best N64 game.

Anyway...I wish I could go to sleep, every night

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but you go to sleep forever.

I wish my liscence wasn't taken away until I'm 18.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but because the timesystem stop working you never reach 18.

I wish I had more money than Bill Gates.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you must now pay the taxes of everyone in the world.

I wish that each day was 30 hours long...

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but every hour is 45 seconds long making it the same thing as before.

I wish i was everybodys best friend and everybody loved me!

 

[Dale]

Granted, but robots hate you and are plotting your demise.

I wish Canada was an American State

 

[Maruiniq]

granted, but america is now controlled by Asia now.

i wish i had a wish.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but the wish you wished for is corrupted by a cyncial forum-goer.

I wish that my lightbulb wasn't out.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but your computer goes out.

I wish I wasn't addicted to forum games.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but you become addicted to cocaine and are soon arrested and gang ***** while in prison.

I wish that that it will snow 7" tonight like the weather man says it will

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but then right after, the sun will come out so hot that it melts all the snow.

I wish my brother would stop play that **** Beetles music.

 

[RedYoshiOfDeath]

Granted, but then he switches to The Monkees

I wish I had an infinite supply of Pringles.

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but you eat them all, and die as a result.

I wish for world wide peace (waves like beauty queen).

 

[Dale]

Granted, and you are crowned Miss Universe and you are laughed at and shunned by all of SWF for the rest of your life.

I wish the bottle of Tobasco sauce in my room would talk back to me once in a while...

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but you keep on talking to it when your mom walk in and they send you to the Loony Bin (Mental Institusion).

I wish that i was part of the staff on SWF.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but your only job is to pay the other members money to be a staffmember.

I wish something good could occured sometime.

 

[Cardzmaster2004]

Granted, but nothing good ever happens to you.

I wish that Hillary Clinton would never become president.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but then Al Sharpton would be.

I wish Bill Clinton would run for Pres. again.

 

[paperboy]

Granted, but nobody votes for him

I wish I had some good ice cream.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but you accidentally drop it in the trash.

I wish I didn't have school for the next 2 days.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but you now have school for weekends.

I wish I had straight As in school.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but you end up as your class Saludatorian and not the Valedictorian. Therefore nobody really remembers you. Only the Valedictorian gets remembered. That's how it always is.

I wish I never had to eat again...and not die.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but since you don't eat you don't grow any bigger but you are slowly getting smaler all the way till you look like a 10 year old.

I wish it was Friday today.