Wish Corruptor

[Dale]

Granted, you and the possum become good friends, but you die and the possum is so sad that it shoots itself.

I wish I had a beefy arm growing out of the back of my head.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but it disrupts your brain, and you die.

I wish I had a nice cold glass of Kool-Aid without poison.

 

[RockCrock]

You find a glass of Kool-Aid, and insteadof acid... when you go to take a sip... a crab pinches your tounge!

I wish I could type 150 words a minute.....

 

[SS4Ricky]

Granted, but you're l33t typing skillz ruin every keyboard you touch.

I wish my smash skillz would pwn Azen, Ken, and Isai.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, your "skillz" are now so unbelievably bad, that Azen, Ken and Isai go into shock after seeing how horrible you are (well...at least you pwned them...)

I wish I didn't have to clean my room!!!!

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but you drown in your piles of filth. As you gasp for the last breath of air you will ever take, you only wish that you had cleaned your room before all your junk came to kill you.

I wish that I could freeze time itself.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but you are caught and arrested by the International Time Police for trying to have your way with that girl in your chemistry class...

I wish SS4Ricky had removed his sig 'cause he's a good friend and I'd hate to have him get another warning in this room.

 

[SS4Ricky]

Granted, but he still gets a warning, and immediately banned afterwards. (close one, i think i dodged the bullet, thanks dale )

I wish i payed more attention when posting in Forum Games.

 

[McFox]

Granted, but your wish granter won't be very creative when granting your wish.

I wish I could win American Idol!

 

[beefbutcher88]

Granted. I can't think of any way to corrupt American Idol further, so that's it.

I wish more people listened to Pink Floyd.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but now they all form a revolutionist cult called "The Wall Machine on the Dark Side of the Moon". They monopolize the drug trade and take over the world.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie. To eat.

 

[urarenge]

(I'm guessing you're an HSR fan Dale. Hahaha Trogdor rules.)

Granted, but when you try to dunk your cookie in milk, your hand slips and it falls to the bottom to crumble and get soggy.


i wish i was in dixie

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you are taken away by the FBI and you are never seen again.

I wish I worked for the FBI.

 

[Dale]

Granted, but you are never actually employed by the FBI because they know that you'll ruin whatever case you are put on. So they put up a front so it looks like you work for them...you know--they give you that jacket and have you stay in the office to file paperwork, or take phone calls, or go out and buy more coffee for the office. And stuff like that. Or they'll send you on a misson to the "Post Office" to "drop off" a "package." And upon a successful return they give you a donut. But you take the last one and they send you out to get more. You see where this is going.
It's like that one brother on "American Chopper." They know he'll screw up important tasks so they have him do things like installing the kick-stand. Dang that's a long answer...but funny.

I wish I could become a stand-up comedian. I do a good impression of an angry hispanic woman.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but the whole audience is full of angry hispanic women and they are offended, therefore they kill you.

I wish i was as cool as Dale.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but Dale hunts you down for stealing his coolness.

I wish I diden't earse all my stuff on the PC for about 8 hours ago.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, you erased only 99.9999% of it.

I wish I got enough sleep.

 

[quack]

your wish is granted but u will have really bad nightmares.

 

[quack]

srry bout that
i wish i didnt have to listen to teachers in school

 

[beefbutcher88]

Granted, but you don't have to listen to them because you're now deaf.

I wish I wouldn't get acne anymore.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but now everybody else in the world has acne.

I wish i had a coke right now.

 

[quack]

wish granted but now u got herpes.
i wish i could read ppl's minds

 

[Dale]

Granted, but you find out that the guy sitting across from you in math class is thinking about you a bit too much...

I wish I had Typing of the Dead.
*there was nothing we could do...*

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you become, blind, muted and deaf.

I wish it was summer.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but severe global warming has melted the polar ice caps, flooding your town.

I wish I had something better to wish for

 

[beefbutcher88]

Granted, but now you're out of wishes.

I wish Metroid: Zero Mission would come out already.

 

[Dale]

Granted, and everyone runs out to buy a copy only to find out that it's Metroid Prime with a few different colors on walls and such.

I wish the PS-9 would hurry up and teleport itself to my house.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it gets stealed by a hobo.

I wish had a better computer

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but you didn't speciy what you meant by better, and I thought your idea of better was actually worse, so you got a computer that sucks even more than the one you already have.

I wish I had an army of homeless people.

 

[quack]

Granted, but the homeless people are too hungry to do anything and eat eachother up.

I wish it wasnt superbowl sunday tommorow.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but today it becomes superbowl saturday.

i wish i had a robot that wouldn't turn evil and obey my every command. And it can't turn on me, or malfunction!

 

[<TK1>Hawkeye]

Granted, but unfortunatly you live next to a large weapons testing facility, and ... well lets just say the 105 howitzers missed their intended target.

I wish the weekends were longer.

 

[quack]

Granted, but u have to go to school on the weekends now

I wish i had lots of food that would be good for ever, no one can steel it, never get me sick, and be protected for ever.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but it all tastes really crappy and you're not allowed to eat anything good.

I wish I had a bass guitar (4 strings, **** it!)

 

[Dale]

Granted, but after you touch it for the first time one of the strings snaps and lacerates your left eyeball as well the tips of each of your left fingers.

I wish I had all the sheet music I played in high school

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but the notes are left out.

I wish I knew where Osama is.

 

[Maruiniq]

granted, but he knows where you live too so he comes and kills you.

i wish i was the smartest guy on the planet.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the FBI kidnapps you and forces you too work for them (they won't pay you anything)

I wish my brother would go away right now.

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but he comes back one millionth of a second later and wishes you were his slave, and his wish isn't corrupted.

I wish I had a non-poisonus, safe-to-eat banana. :hungry:

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, but it's owned by Donkey Kong and he's in a real skull-crushing mood at the moment.

I wish every possible bad thing in the world would affect me all at once, thereby making any possible corruption good, or at least neutral.