Wish Corruptor

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but since you mentioned that a good outcome would actually happen, it corrupts that and makes all the bad things actually happen to you.

I wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you have to start on sunday school, ALL year.

I wish I had something corrupted.

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, but it's a Microsoft product.

I wish I had a giant, delicious cake, and could reciecve and finish it without death or any other negative side-effects.

 

[GreatSaiyaKirby]

Originally posted by Blade Beast
I wish I had a giant, delicious cake, and could reciecve and finish it without death or any other negative side-effects.

Your wish is granted, but you must share the cake with your entire family (it's not a side effect, just a clause).

I wish I had Permentant Free Internet Access! :D

 

[FoX_KiLLz]

Granted, but it is only 28.8 k and your computer crashes every time you try to go to a website.

I wish I had a 4.0 G.P.A.

 

[SS4Ricky]

Granted, but the only way you were able to achieve that goal was to cheat. And cheat you did. Sadly, you were caught at the end of the year, you never graduated high school, and you go on the rest of your uneducated cheating life living with your parents and working at Wal-Mart. <--Wal-Mart Smilie.

I wish i started watching anime again, i haven't been keeping up with the times...

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the only anime you watch is the anime series of tellie tubbies.

I wish I had a scanner.

 

[quack]

Granted, but then the teacher catches u cheating and u get in really deep sh*t

i wish i had an alaskin dog that is fully mine,no side-effects,will no bite me or anyone else unless on my command,doesnt get sick,eats right, and death by old age, and also it ages like a regular dog and will not change.Beat that!!!

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, and he is such a good pet and you love him so much that everything else, including life, becomes meaningless. You eventually starve to death while hugging and petting him. Note that it isn't a side-effect but a direct result of your wish for the perfect (or near-perfect) dog.

I wish I was a kickass powerful dragon.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Wish granted, but you are transported to the world of Fire Emblem, and you are killed at the hands of Eliwood.

Wish: I wish that I had a million dollars.

 

[Gold_Darkness]

Granted: You get a million bucks, but suddenly inflation shoots through the roof, making all that money worthless.

Wish: I wish that all the XBoxes in the world would simultaniously blow up.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Mysteriously an X-Box appears out of nowhere and falls into your hands. Before the weight crushes your weak and helpless body, your wish is granted and you, plus Bill Gates and all Nokia N-Gague buyers explode and make the world a better place. A rainbow appears over the distance, and peace is restored to hyrule. (PS: This was all SS4Ricky's idea! )

I wish SS4Ricky would stop stalking me!

 

[SS4Ricky]

Not granted....

Nah, Granted, but only on weekends. Weekdays are my time to shine!

I wish I had Pokemon Colosseum and Final Fantasy:Crystal Chonicles now!!!!!

(note, i'm not stalking her, she's just joking)

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but you suck at them and can't beat the first level.

I wish I was a pro-bowler.

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, but before your first game you are trampled by large and vengeful dinosaurs of the carnivorous persuasion, paralyzing you from the hairline down for life.

I wish I was in the land of cotton.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted but then the sugar would get you high blood pressure and Diabetes..

I Wish that Wishes wouldn't exist.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but...they do (look above and below! Wishes everywhere!) Thus, it's automatically corrupted.

I wish I could transform into a large man eating...waffle?

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, and without any corruption! You turn into a fat, hairy, greasy 7-foot man eating a waffle. A "large man eating waffle" as you specified.

I wish I had twelve big cookies shaped like racecars and pokemon!!

 

[Dale]

Granted but the 6 Pokémon cookies get into the 6 race car cookies and drive away. You are sad.

I wish I was a strawberry

 

[Ashu Da Stampedo]

Granted, but unfortunatly, you're part of a fat couples attempts at reviving their relationship and you're used in a very disgusting way of sex.


I wish I didn't have to get a job.

 

[SakuraPichu]

Granted, But Everyone else does and you're home alone for a long, long time.

i wish i could win the games i play.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but the only game you are allowed to play now is pong.

I wish I could be stronger.

 

[GoldShadow]

Granted, but millions and millions of people become jealous, and they all attack you at once, and even your strength can't hold out against millions of people.

I wish I could invent "Instant French Toast" (just add water and microwave to make french toast!)

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Granted, but Bill Gates has invented "Instant Dinner" (comes in multiple types, including: steak dinner, lobster dinner, etc.), and everyone likes his creation more (but shouldn't, because he'll just be making more money), so you don't make any money.

Wish: I wish that I was richer than Bill Gates

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, but your wish actually targets one Bill B. F. Gates, a penniless hobo. You gain four cents and half a button.

I wish I could remember not to post my sig all the time.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but a hacker puts in his sig instead everytime.

I wish I knew at least 1 hacking trick.

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Granted, but you only know what the hacking trick is, not how to perform it.

Wish: I wish that I was able to be in the next SSB game.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but you are so sucky, that you are not even bottum or low tier, you are put as "SUCKY!!!!!!!!". And you are hated forever.

I wish i had the third SSB game.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but a homeless man made it by stealing a laptop and the only two characters are a badly drawn stick-man and Osama.

I wish my head diden't hurt right now.

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, but you are now paralyzed from the neck up.

I wish I had less homework.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but you find out you had 500 essays do and you had one word less to do.

I wish i could get the mney to make my own website (gaming website).

 

[Gaiagamer]

Grant: Granted, but your website is so pourly made, that it blows up any computer that tries to view it.

Wish: I wish that I were a mod.

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but everyone tries to get rid of you.

I wish I wasen't paralyzed from the neck up (from my last post)

 

[Blade Beast]

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[Blade Beast]

Granted, but as you were walking aimlessly with no nerve connection in your head you fell into a pit of flaming alligator ninjas, and only regain feeling in your head as it is being bitten off.

I wish I had no bones.

 

[Aurora Grid]

Granted, now you can't move because since you don't have bones your body is now like jelly.

I wish for a star that would give me a wish.

 

[Blade Beast]

Granted, but the wish you get from that star is corrupted.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

 

[Revolutions]

Granted, but it kills and eats you. Survival of the fittest, bub.

I wish that Strongbad would answer my e-mails.

 

[Maruiniq]

Granted, but he thinks you're a stalker and hunts you down. Yes, you're right, suvival of the fittist

EDIT: er... whoops, forgot the wish, heh.

I wish i never lost my pencils in school!

 

[Gold_Darkness]

Granted, but now you start losing everything else you take to school.

I wish all the people who keeping flooding everyone's e-mail inbox, from spammers to virus writers would be victims of police brutality.