Wish Corruptor

[PsychoIncarnate]

Granted, but yer a soulless zombie when you resurrect yerself.

I wish robot and I could get along.

White Magic doesn't involve zombie's.

THat's a black magic spell.

Also, you couldn't cast revive on yourself...

Except Life 3...

 

[Skrah]

umm granted?

I wish the new zelda game was released today.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

umm granted?

I wish the new zelda game was released today.

Granted, but since they haven't even developed the title yet, the game doesn't have very much substance.

I wish for...something that can't be corrupted.

 

[swordmaster592]

Granted, but you get NOTHING!

I wish for some pie.

 

[Skrah]

Granted, but that pie is made from **** and other nasty stuff.

i wish a meteor would crash on my house with me and everyone i love in it

 

[ranmaru]

White Magic doesn't involve zombie's.

THat's a black magic spell.

Also, you couldn't cast revive on yourself...

Except Life 3...

You are right...

not Granted, Skrah. ;3

I wish that I could have arise (I think its called arise, or auto-life or something) auto-casted before I died so that it would revive me automatically, although it would not probaly be full revive. :3

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but I don't know what game you're talking about so you stay dead anyway.

 

[Deleted member]

...

I wish people wouldn't forget to wish.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they're still n00bs.

I wish Baron was a succesful troll again.

 

[swordmaster592]

Granted, but he flames you ENDLESSLY.

I wish there wasn't so much Brawl hatred on these forums....

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. But you have to give me your computer (which, hopefully, doesn't run this accursed vista).

I wish my computer was faster (it's taking FOREVER to load anything)...

 

[A1lion835]

Edit: double post.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you get banned.

I wish to be Ganon banned.

 

[Lemonwater]

lol wow my comp must've lagged so much my edit didn't go through >_< sorry

Granted, and you fly off the face of the earth at 999%, with no hope of recovery. In other words, you die.

I wish my speakers would work properly.

 

[Xivii]

Granted, your speakers will now work to perfection, however I will be taking them from you. THEY ARE MINE NOW!


I wish for a flawless wish

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, you get nothing!

I wish I had a money tree

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but it gives you ones.

I wish I had a more powerful money tree.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, it gives you fives, but there is a freak blizzard and the tree dies.

I wish my watch could fix itself.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. It fixes itself into a humanoid-killing cyborg. Have fun trying to escape.

I wish someone would brawl me on Wifi.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted I would play but I have no Wii or Router.

I wish I could play Melee online.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but everybody hacks so it's no fun.

I wish I had some good food right now. I'm starving.

 

[Xivii]

Granted, but the food is alive and talks to you 0.0

I wish I had a pet monkey

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it has rabies.

I wish I had a pet crab.

 

[swordmaster592]

Granted, but it pinches you to death.

I wish for Rambo to me my pal.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but he steals your money.

I wish I was a rocket.

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Wish granted, but you explode to a jillion pieces after a metoer hit you.

I wish I was really Lip's Rose Knight. ☆

 

[Darkslash]

Granted but then a fire arrow burns you...

I wish I had Friends

Spoiler

Joke people >:[

 

[Lord Viper]

☆ Wish Granted, but Ike took them all because he fight's for his friends.

I wish I could rule the world. ☆

 

[ranmaru]

Granted no corruption!

I wish I could rule under you. :3

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. But, since I don't rule anything...

I wish sumo 066's name was sumo666.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted that would mean the hitman would come get you.

I wish that I wasn't watching that movie RIGHT NOW.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You're watching that movie RIGHT YESTERDAY.

Wait, what?

 

[ranmaru]

What? I don't know.. oh... Today is yesterday's tommorow and tommorow is the yesterday of two days after which is tommorow's tommorow.

I wish for to have lotso money

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have something called "lotso money". Which, by the way, is a bomb. And it's about to explode.

I wish I wasn't so cruel.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you are not, but I left the "Lotso Money" thing at your house last night when I was playing SSFG 2 with you. OH NOEZ D: D: D: D: D:

I wish I wasn't so cruel.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You love bunnies.

I wish for a bunny.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but I took it from you.

I wish that you won't be able to get it from me back.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's rabid.

I wish for a bunny (again).

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted but I took it from you.

I wish for something to do.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you nail pizzas for dinner.

What? xD I wish to see that girl on the tv on my bed. THAT ISN'T MOM FAMILY ANYONE I KNOW