Wish Corruptor

[Skrah]

Granted, but she had sex change

I wish that the world be happy

 

[ranmaru]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Not granted I'm not happy for starters. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

I wish that that person would leave. xd

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, he leaves out the back door, and you don't notice.

I am Michael Jackson, and I wish for a little boy.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, but it turns out to be a little girl.

I wish for... soemthing.

 

[Lemonwater]

You get something. It travels at 150 MPH into your smiling face. And it's sharp and heavy.

I wish my girlfriend was here. I don't get to see her for another two weeks. =(

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you have to wait two weeks.

I wish I could have done a better corruption.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but it makes me cry and you die of guilt XD

I wish school started NEXT week...

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it also goes extra weeks into the summer for starting late now..

I wish that this wish would have a cool corruption.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted you should have tryed harder!

I wish I can play melee today. (just bawrl : < )

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, the disk breaks into 1,254,893,706 pieces.

I wish I could count to 10.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted this is how you count: 1, 4, 6, 10, 7, 3, 9...

I wish I could have a better job. of CORRUPTING

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You become a professional wish corrupter. Then you lose your job in America's failing economy and, because you can't work, die.

I wish to suddenly die.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted you di horribly.

I wish to SMASH dI

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. But you smash DI into the KO boundary.

I wish to .

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but its towards your mom.

I wish to be wishy washy.

 

[Skrah]

Huh? Granted but.... I kill you!

I wish that the teletubbies would rise from the TV to **** not so innocent little children

 

[SoldierRift]

Your wish is granted, but the teletubbies take u back into thier universe and **** u hahahaha



I wish my life would end into a sudden twisted blackhole that kills everyone except me and then i become god and rule over the universe!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but you die because you can't breathe and you can't become God.

I wish class starts two hours later tomorrow.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you oversleep and miss class.

I wish I had a pool filled with lava.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted but you must do a cannon ball.

I wish I wasn't so cruel.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You give me back my bunny.

I wish I hadn't pulled my nail on the webbing of my binder, thus resulting in pain whenever I type with the finger it's on.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish, for somethingggg.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's gratitude for not corrupting my wish.

I wish my last wish had actually become true.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted.

I wish your wish had come true.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted, but none of the wises you ever make will come true.

I wish good food didn't contain so much salt.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it still doesn't contain as much win as the Youtube fad, "THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN."

I wish for a milkshake, hold the pervy jokes.

 

[ranmaru]

Granted, you get a milkshake from my mother, but it isn't made of milk, but of VEGETABLES. Usually she forces me to drink small glasses of drinks, but for some odd reason she gives you a SUPER BIG GLASS WITH CARROTMILK SHAKE. Also you have to drink it or you will insult her, and you will get super ***** slapped.

I wish I was playing melee.

 

[Lemonwater]

Granted. You are. But you completely suck and can't beat a level 1 CPU and are incapable of improving for some strange reason. And your controller sucks too.

I wish my cell phone was green.

 

[Skrah]

Granted, but its coated with snot.

I wish my msn wouldn't freeze

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. In Soviet Russia, msn freezes you!

I wish my crush liked me.

 

[SoldierRift]

Granted, she likes you for 1 second and then plans to kill you tomorrow

I wish you a happy new year ahahhaha

 

[A1lion835]

Granted.

I wish I could be as good as Isai at super smash.

 

[ranmaru]

Not granted.

I wish I knew how to grant wishes.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You have to turn into that really fat fairy who gives you the master sword after you blow up the wall she's behind with the huge red bomb in one of the link games.

I wish to .

 

[ranmaru]

Marry the fat lady and make love to her three times to turn her into her original version.

I wish my hand didnt hurt.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Granted. It has been BOINKed to a different dimension.

I wish I could beat A1's Kirby

 

[swordmaster592]

Granted, but everyone else can now beat the crap outta you.


I wish I had the Master Sword......

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you break it.

I wish my post was upside-down.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Then you turn upside-down. And all the blood rushes to your head. And you die.

I wish the ganons weren't being ******** while we discuss the kirby-ganon matchup with them.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, they Warlock Punch you in the face.

I wish I could double jump IRL.