Wish Corruptor

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but it's cut in half.

I wish to be Prince Zuko.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but someebody shot him

I wish my dollar wasnt cut in half.

 

[gunterrsmash01]

granted then i took ur dollar and a holgraphic charizard pokemon card
i wish i was 1/89371039842 the man captain falcon is

 

[Ban3]

granted but u explode cuz ur body could take so much manlieyness
i wish i had ice cream

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

Granted. It fell on the ground after one lick.

I wish the Minnesota actually had a tournament scene. >.>

 

[CbGreiga]

Granted, its for Starcraft

I wish for the WarpStar

 

[metaknightp0wns]

granted but it flew away
i wish i had more post count >.>

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, but u get banned from the forums

I wish I have mastercard to get 5000 wii points at once

 

[Ban3]

granted but u go to jail
i wish that reno was in brawl

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but he is on the bottom of the tier list.

I wish I could be the voice actor for Sonic.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, but your nuts fall off, and your voice goes up a few octaves.

I wish i wasnt the opposite of not un-awesome.

 

[sonofthesky]

Granted, but your avvy explodes.

I wish people stoped using "u" Instead of "you" and used gramma! >.<

 

[Frown]

Yez, grammah is impawtant! Everybodeh starts maeking up ther oen grammah and spellin!

Ah wish ah cud spell bettah.

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you are now able to spell perfectly... in Latvian.

I wish for the apocalypse.

 

[Frown]

Granted, a concentrated apocalypse in your bedroom.

I wish for a golden ticket to the great chocolate factory.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you lost it

I wish for a dollar

 

[Rick-E]

Your wish is granted but your dollar explodes

I wish everyone loved me!

 

[Square-enix]

Granted but gays also chase you and they **** you.

I wish for my girlfriend to be more mature.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but she's now 30 years old

I wish my dollar didnt explode

 

[Ban3]

granted i took it
i wish i could post my sig here >.>

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, everybody who posts their sig here gets banned because of you.

I wish people didn't fight for their friends.

 

[Square-enix]

Granted, now they dont have friends, turning the world into a FRIENDLESS place.

I wish the game I want, was available at the shop I buy them

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but they cost $500 bucks.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but, you 1 wish for a day forever, that will be corrupted.

I wish Ban3 didnt take my dollar

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, he gives it back, it explodes.

I wish for bad things to happen.

 

[The Dinkoman]

wish granted, but now good things happen...

I wish my dollar didnt explode again

 

[Mini Mic]

Granted, you have no dollar, no explosion.

I wish I had Dinkoman's dollar.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but Sakurai takes it and says that the next person to wish for a dollar will get Falcon Punched.

I wish for some superspicy curry.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but you explode

I wish for a euro

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, but you lose it in the drain.

I wish I could punch the next person who wishes for any amount of units in any given currency.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, you punch a homeless on the streets begging for loose change.

I wish for 1000 roses, dead or alive...

 

[Ban3]

granted but i took them and sold them for a dollar and euro
i wish that i could wish for currency without being falcon punched

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but I take them.

I wish I had 200 pounds of gold and silver

 

[Reyairia]

Granted but I take them.

I wish I had 200 pounds of gold and silver

Granted but I steal them, sit on them, and burn anyone that comes near in .374 seconds flat.

I wish I had gems to accompany my new hoard.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but I steal them and burn anyone that comes near in .345 seconds

I wish I had my gold and silver back

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but now I take it, and sell it.

I wish to have all Pokémon

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, but now I take it, and sell it.

I wish to have all Pokémon

Granted but they evolve. Woops!

I wish I had the gems in exchange for the metal.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, but you later find out they are fake.

I wish to rule Japan.

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but since you can't speak Japanese, you are tricked into handing over your vast riches and power to a 6 year old boy who is obsessed with pokemon, hentai, and One Piece Manga (throws up in mouth).

I wish I could visit Australia.

 

[Royboy]

your wish is granted, but you would only be able to visit the desert

i wish i could fly