Wish Corruptor

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but a Snorlax sits on your back every time you decide to fly.

I wish I had grapefruit.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

Granted, it is spoiled.

I wish I could be a monkey.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, you are the desendant of the monkeys that were said to have AIDS and you have them too.

I wish for a Charizard.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but he sets you on fire.

I wish for a Squrtil

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted. Its a bootleg version of Squirtle. Basically some guy in a turtle suit, face painted green, with rosey cheeks that r so kawai!1! You kinda screwed yourself there. Proper spelling FTW!

I wish that whenever I throw a Masterball at Mewtwo, it will strike his forehead and kill him instead of catch him.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but you are always confronted with a Mewtwo clone (a clone of a clone),
so Mewtwo's true power lives on!

I wish Master Chief had a ROFL GUN.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but he always misses his opponents and shoots something else, mostly himself and starts ROFLing.

I wish I didn't do that barrel roll.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but a log fell on you.

I wish I had a cheese burger.

 

[RazeveX]

Granted, i spit in it. And sneeze on it. And now it's covered in mucus and spit. Go on, take a bite.

I wish i could fly (or hover at the very least)

 

[~Krystal~]

Granted, but a Munchlax sits on your back everytime you decide to fly. Some other poster had the misfortune of making the very same wish you did only he got the Snorlax.

I wish I had a council of highly trained, highly paid, loyal, dedicated, trustworthy, honest, patient, intelligent, and open-minded Jedi.

Whoa I think I just went down the list there for what my ideal husband would be like. -_-

 

[Frown]

Granted, but there are no such people in this universe.

I wish The_Dinkoman stopped asking for money and food like a hobo.

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, he now asks you to marry him/her/it/potato/whatever The Dinkoman is and stalks you until you say yes.

I wish for a cracker launcher that shoots gooey bombs.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, but you shoot one strait up in the air and it lands on you. you explode

I dont wish for a dollar or food

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, everybody is happy you don't wish for a dollar or food except you and you commit suicide.

I wish that my computer was upside-down.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but since its upside down it falls on you.

I wish I didnt commit suicide.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, you get shot by me. XD

wish that I could do the Peach Bomber

 

[Frown]

Granted, you get a sore rear.

I wish I had a Yoshi. A friendly one, please.

 

[Royboy]

Granted, but he's just an angry monkey in disguise.

i wish i had a ps3 to cook meat

 

[XACE-K]

Granted, it cooks human eat. Enjoy your mom, she's for dinner tonight.

I wish I had 17% of $53.92.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but I take it all

I wish I had the rest of the money

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but you no longer say anything related to money and can't come in contact with money.

I wish I had my own island surrounded by sharks that don't eat me.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but theres land sharks that eat you.

I wish I could say something about

Spoiler

money

 

[Ban3]

granted but i shoot u
i wish for a loaded baked potato

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but the potato is over-baked, and cannot be eaten without throwing up.

I wish frequent posters (about 5 posts a day in the GBD) in the 'General Brawl Discussion area' would get a life.

 

[Frown]

Granted, a life dedicated to Melee vs. Brawl whining topics.

I wish Super Mario Galaxy was even more perfect.

 

[sonofthesky]

Its PERFACT and explodes.

Lol :D

 

[XACE-K]

I wish that everybody who forgot to make a wish would get shot.

 

[MattC13]

Granted, you did to

I wish that Brawl on Wi Fi didn't lag.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted put instead of lag theres major glitches that mess up the game.

I wish I didnt get shot by Ban3

 

[Reyairia]

Granted, you were knifed instead.

I wish I was safe.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted but man eating rats eat you....

I wish I wasnt shot or knifed

 

[Deleted member]

Granted, you were choked.

I wish E3 would be tomorrow.

In related news, there's a guy in my PE class who's going.

 

[Heartless Prince Of Light]

Granted, you don't go.

I wish for a ROFL Light Arrow

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but there is only one.

I wish for a roflcano

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, Master Chief steals it and shouts, "LOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLOLOLOLL"

I wish Sonic Riders Zero Gravity never existed and didn't create a sequal to Sonic Riders.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but now there not on boards there on ATV's

I wish for a bucket

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Granted, but it gets stolen by a madman, with a walrus as a henchman.

I wish for water vapor.

 

[The Dinkoman]

granted but it instantly evaporates

I wish I had my buckit back

 

[XACE-K]

Granted but I take your bucket. You can keep your buckit.

I wish I had ninja skills.

 

[Dime]

Granted. You’re the best at Ninja bread men for the Wii

I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her.