Wish Corruptor

[Skylink]

Granted, but its reborn once you do in twice the retardness.

I wish You could train and get better with computers. (AT SMASH WITH SMASH AI)

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but then you have an eternal case of amnesia and don't remember anything.

I wish the Patroits would lose 10 games next year.

 

[Skylink]

Granted. They change their name to "te r0x0rz", and some other team changes their name to "Patriots" And lose 10 Games.

I wish the ****loads at school they sell to us under the name "lunches" were replaced with stuff that nobody'd barf on

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but you no longer have the ability to eat and you still need to eat in order to stay alive >.>

I wish I could roll my eyes like Skylink's smiley could.

 

[Rici]

Granted, but you'll never be able to look straight again.

I wish Goku SSJ3 had some eyebrows..

 

[Dibs]

Granted, now he has no hair.

I wish for world domination

 

[camo-man]

Granted. But it's not you that dominates the world.....it's MEEEE!!! Muahahaha!

I wish nothing goes wrong ever with my dominating the world.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but you are not the one who is dominating the world.

I wish it was you who had dominated the world.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but I dominate the Earth 1 second affter he does.

zI wish that I was the best yoshi player in the world!!!

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but everybody starts picking up Fox and you're screwed.

I wish people would stop taking my world domination away from me.

 

[Doctor Penguin]

Granted...

Your wish would have been granted but, you didn't have PENGUINS dominating it with you.

I wish for someone to dominate the world with PENGUINS!!! :flame:

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but the penguins suck so i kill them

i wish i had a dollar

 

[Doctor Penguin]

Granted...

Your wish would be granted but, I only have 27 cents on me...

I wish I had some more money...

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but i took it the next day

i wish i took 100$ from you

 

[camo-man]

Granted. Then you give it to me..... *cracks knuckles* (<--joking!)

I wish I did not have arachnophobia and phobophobia at the same time.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but now you are clostrophobic and have a phobia of breathing.

I wish that I could **** on the floor and not have to leave the couch.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but no one comes to your house because it stinks so bad

i wish that last wish was stupider

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but it leads you to an alternate reality where you corrupt his wish differently, thus causing your wish to be different, causing you to have never have wished for your wish. So, basically nothing happens >.>.

I wish I hadn't created a paradox

 

[NinjaFoxX]

ganted.i did and destroyed the world

i wish i had a ssj4 goku pic for smashboards

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you have to find it yourself, wherever the picture may be, stranded on some unkown site on the endless internet.

I wish Mic 128's avitar wasnt so freaky. (he got a new one)

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but it is now on someone else you know.

I wish I could beat the Devil May Cry game on hard mode.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you needed to buy a cheating device to help you.

I wish that my light bulb would work again.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but it got stolen because it was the only one that was left working in the world.

I wish I was a smash debator and/or smash broomer

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but they make a whole new class, the Smash elitorz, and I'm in it!

I wish no one disses or corrupts my new class.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then i become a mod to this room

i wish i was the olny mod on smashboards

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but you can't turn on any computer. If one is already on then nothing responds for you.

I wish I hadn't posted, but still somehow your wish would get corrupted in the exact same fashion.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. i corupput it myself

i wish bowser was my best friend

 

[Acea]

Granted, but Mario kills him and you.

I wish I would stop seeing the number 128.

 

[Zero Beat]

Granted, but Mario kills him and you.

I wish I would stop seeing the number 128.

Your wish has been granted sir, but I must warn you that from now on, the number 5! is your greatest enemy.

I wish Miami Heat would win the NBA Championship this year.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but disqualified for steroid use in the game.

I wish for the ability for legaly making any custom avatars of my choice without premium membership.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but you can only use MSPaint, so they all look like crap.

I wish football season would start up sooner.

 

[camo-man]

Granted. But it started so soon that you missed the whole seiries.

I wish I become a mod on Smashboards.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then i become a mod and fire you

i wish i had some yoshi's eggs

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but the ones you got were thrown at high speed.

I wish I get real good at Metroid Prime Hunters.

And mods can't fire mods. Yeah.

 

[Pysko]

Wish Granted but you will become good in Metriod Prime Hunters but your game will get messed just as you are beating it.

I wish I had some bacon to eat.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.you gotta cut it out of the pig yourself

i wish naruto english version wasnt so messd up

 

[Skylink]

Granted. You end up losing it and get some other thing that is even more messed up.

I wish Link's Bair was short enough to do a ledgehop to Bair and grab the ledge like the fast fallers do.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but the rest of his moves turn into you.....kinda crapy

i wish bowser had a hot sister

 

[Skylink]

mc-killa: what?????

anyway, granted. She is a big fat pyro turtle that is uglier than bowser.

I wish I had a sandwich.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you got a PB and J. (Peanut Butter and Jalapenos)

I wish that the world bent to my whims and wishes.