Wish Corruptor

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but the world is Mars and you can't get anything from it.

I wish I would win $1,000,000 without theft or loss of it.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but a sudden craze for Yu-gi-oh! cards leaves you in debt.

I wish I was the best at SSBR when it comes out and for the next three years.

 

[Dark_Ness]

Granted. Then somebody steals your Nintendo Wii so you can never play again (and your friends don't have any). They take your money, too, and your parents won't buy you another console.

I wish for a fish that's delish and would make quite a dish.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but your little brother/sister/mom ate it.

I wish I was better at mafia games.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, you become the greatest mob boss ever. So great that your underlings feel that they should be next to take your place. They have you "taken care of" and vie for our old position as Godfather.

I wish that money grew on trees, and I was the only one to access to said trees.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but the money growing on the trees burn up as soon as they drop from the trees.

I wish I had the power to control time.

 

[Dark_Ness]

Granted, but you use it so much you lose it and get stuck at the time of the dinosaurs.

I wish I was the leader of the world.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you were sent to mercury before you got the wish granted, and you rule the nothing that is mercury!

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you were sent to mercury before you got the wish granted, and you rule the nothing that is mercury!

 

[camo-man]

Skylink, I thought you knew how to play this game? Where's your wish?

Oh well, continuing on.... I wish for a hydrogen powered car that is invulnerable and grants whoever is in it invincibility. Of course, I'll live my life in my car.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but it broke down after diving it out of your driveway and your stuck inside it with no food!

I wish I had not double posted 11/2 posts up

 

[camo-man]

Granted, you quintuple posted.

I wish the mafia games would get a move on.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, the move would last for a half a day and everyone in them would get banned and thenm the games would get abandoned.

 

[Skylink]

I wish Zman didnt take my location

 

[camo-man]

Granted. Everyone but ZMan took it.

I wish I could make an awesome diorama. (For a project, of course)

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but the definition of "awesome changed from a synonym of amazing to a synonym to really really dumb

I wish I didn't need to always spell check all of my posts of all these typos

 

[Lance87]

granted, but the typos you post become the new craze and everyone gets stuck in 1nf1n@t3 txt t@lk 4-3v@

I wish i didn't have to grow up...

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but you'll watch all of those you love die

I wish those 8 penlty points of mine would go away.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but then you receive 20 more!

I wish that my wish was incorruptible.

(If anyone could corrupt that wish so people can understand it, then congrats.)

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but now all your future wishes are corrupted leaving you with no advantage having wasted your last wish. You never said "wishes" Muahahahaha

I wish for a congrasts from camo-man

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but he is sarcastic.

I wish I could have DSL and a good computer.

 

[Vulpine51]

Granted, but you get a virus (aids)

I wish they lowered the dinking age to 17

 

[camo-man]

Oh, congrats [/sarcastic]

Granted, but now your first year of birth doesn't count.

I wish that my wishes were incorruptible. HAH!

j/k, that would be too hard. I wish that I had many, many more posts on my post count.

 

[Vulpine51]

Granted. But now you get banned for over crowding the forums with useless threads. (by the way im 18, so you didnt corrupt me!)

I wish i could be in New York with my girl. (aww the fox has a soft side)

 

[Lance87]

granted, but she's with another guy when you get there!

i wish that i could live in japan

 

[Vulpine51]

Granted, but...umm.....you live in Japan now?

I wish the U.S. would drop another atom bomb on the Japanese city Lance87 moves into. (hehe)

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you move there too.

I wish that Vulpine51 is now only 1 year old.

And to corrupt your previous uncorrupted wish: Granted, but you wasted your wish.

 

[Skylink]

Granted. You are too.

I wish post count was not didsabled in the fourum games forum. (Mispellings FTW!!)

 

[Lance87]

granted, but now they don't count anywhere else.

i wish that the next person that makes a wish wishes to be bigfoot when he finally gets caught.

Spoiler

those probes and scalpels are going to hurt!!!

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but all it did was make my feet big (and you know what they say about guys with big feet)

I wish i won the smash tourny in school today. It was cash prize.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but they gave you fake bills and you're arrested by the police.

I wish that the mafia games would hurry up.

 

[Vulpine51]

granted. but the move to the speed of light and shatter the forums

I wish i could cancel any TV show i think sucks.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but your opinion of the TV shows that suck is the complete opposite of that of the American populus. They form a large mob lynch you and burn your house down.

I wish that I had some shiny pants.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but they were MAN-EATING pants!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahaha!

I wish the man-eating pants ate Lt. Killjoy for being a killjoy

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.they still eat you

i wish the man-eating plants wont eat me

 

[camo-man]

Granted. The woman-eating pants will.

I wish this game would stay active for a long, long time.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but time froze and we played forever

 

[Vulpine51]

^^dude you forgot your wish

 

[Skylink]

I wish that mc-killa would make a wish.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. not my fault...just.....forgot

i wish i remembered to make a wish