Wish Corruptor

[Skylink]

Ummm... granted? you just did...?

I wish SSBB was already out, as well as the wii.

 

[Zook]

Granated. But because a few months were shaved off of it's development time, the game sucks.

I wish SSBB has me as a character...

 

[Skylink]

Granted: welcome to the bottom Tier

I wish I wasn't so bored of this cool thread

 

[Zook]

Granted. You become so exited, your head explodes.

I wish for a small Chicken McNuggets, please.

 

[Vulpine51]

Granted. But the chashier spits in your sauce without you noticing.

I wish that i'll ace all my finals

 

[Zook]

Granted. However, you still get the lowest score out of everyone else.

I wish for more Pichu avatars.

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but they're all of pichu getting owned.

I wish Vyse would PM me his answer so we can get the "WTF!?" game going

 

[Zook]

Granted. However, it contains a virus, and your computer explodes.

I wish for 3 cows.

 

[Vulpine51]

Granted. But as you milk one of them you suddenly realize its a bull.

I wish i was there to laugh at that.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you never noticed that another of the cows was a bull too, and your laughter agravated it.

I wish I could laugh at Wulpine51 at a distance.

 

[Dark_Ness]

Granted, but he still hears you and charges at you for spelling his name wrong as well.

I wish the XBox 360 was cheaper.

 

[MarioOverlord]

Granted. But it explodes as you touch it.
I wish i had free pop and food.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but its poisonius

i wish i could sleep at work

 

[F8X]

Granted, but while you were asleep SSBB comes out
I wish I had a Nintendo Wii

 

[MarioOverlord]

Granted but another member of your family always plays it and you never get on it.
i wish i had everything i want

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but your taste sucks

I wish I found my RHCP cd

 

[camo-man]

Granted. You find it, but it's craked and shattered to tiny bits.

I wish I could make all annoyances go away.

(Away with you, you wish corruptor!)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then you become th annoyonce

i wish i knew where my avatar came from

 

[F8X]

Granted, but your puny mind can not handle the truth
I wish I could get a custom avatar for free

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but no one likes it becasue its gay

i whish i had 7000 posts

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you lost your password and your E-mail was hacked

I wish for infininte free music.

 

[F8X]

Granted, but the only music you have is Milli Vanilli
I wish I completly understood Evangelion

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. but you wont understand any other anime for the rest of your life

i wish sonic was in the next smash and didint suck

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but to unlock him, you have to face a Bombsoldier-level Falco and a Ken-level Marth at the same time who's teaming against you and you only have 1 life when they have 3 each.

I wish for the ability to solve a Rubik's cube.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but to control your awesome power you are locked in a parallel dimension that consists of billions of cubic lightyears of empty space so the continium transfunctioner is never activated to destroy the universe.

I wish my wish corruption was shorter

 

[MarioOverlord]

Granted, but you are blinded and forced to read a million page essay in brail.

i wish it was july...... and that i knew why i said that one

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but schools still in.........for no apperent reason

i wish i could beat that bombsolider level falco and unlock sonic

 

[Eternal Smasher]

Granted, but then you get 4-stocked by a Level 4 Pichu and, unfortunately, Sonic becomes dead last on the tier list.

I wish that I could wish an uncorruptable wish.

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but all your wishes prior to this one will be corrupted. Meaning you wasted this one. You never said "wishes." (thats the second time Ive countered that wish)

I wish that I'll catch the next person who trys that wish again.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, you catch them, but there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish for all of my past, present, and future wishes to be incorruptible.

Ha! (If no one can think of anything, you can just make a wish and start from the beginning again. )

 

[Vulpine51]

Granted, but now im gonna wish to cancel out your last wish with my wish.

I wish cammo-mans last wish never happened.

 

[Skylink]

Granted. Niether did yours.

I wish my bro hadn't given away my DS away a long time ago and left his at a grocery store.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but he left your family's bank cards at the grocery instead and you lost all your money to some hacker..... I didn't do it. <.< Anyways, you were forced to trade you DS for 4 Big Macs.

I wish everyone would spell my name right.

(And Vulpine, mine wish is still in effect because of Skylink. HA!)

 

[Vulpine51]

Granted, but he left your family's bank cards at the grocery instead and you lost all your money to some hacker..... I didn't do it. <.< Anyways, you were forced to trade you DS for 4 Big Macs.

I wish everyone would spell my name right.

(And Vulpine, mine wish is still in effect because of Skylink. HA!)

granted, but your name is now Jack Mehoff

i wish skylinks wish was never granted.

 

[F8X]

Granted, but then a hole in the space time continuam opens and... you know the rest
I wish I knew everything there is to know about smash.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but your hands stop working.
I wish Luigi was 6'2'' like my puppy that got ran over a couple hundred pages ago.

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but he gets run over by the same car that hit your puppy.

I wish I would actually meet a guy named Jack Mehoff, and then laugh at him.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you later find out he's your dad and your real name is Momis Jacking Mehoff.

I wish I knew all the characters in SSBB.

 

[Vulpine51]

granted, but now it consists of only Fox and 34 of his clones.

I wish it wasnt so easy to make by girlfrend angry (she's mad at me)

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but everyone else around you gets her nasty temper x2.

I wish I had enough money to buy the Wii and a few launch games.