Wish Corruptor

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but now someone else is bugging you.

I wish I found an Ipod, Nintendo Wii, and my missing DS all together.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but they were all in a dream.

I wish this thrterad was more worth my time. It is only barley passing expectation.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but now you're sooo absorbed by it that you can't do anything else.

I wish people would come up with more original corruptions.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but it would have been a closed thread.

I wish for no corruption wishes.

 

[Alandorf]

Granted,

I wish you had never wished for that

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but now this causes him to re-request his wish.

I wish that SSBB was a good launch title that came in a package with the Wii for $250.

 

[LennyBlaze]

Your wish is granted, but every single store you visit is out of the Wii, and when you go to play someone else's Wii, it breaks.


I wish I could live inside the world of Everquest 2...

 

[Kragen]

Granted, but you would have to stay awake 24/7, and when the player stops, you just stand there.

I wish that someone freaking reads my WWYP!

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but they dislike it.

I wish I was in the Mario world and wasn't controlled by any player, and had many 1-ups.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but then you die many, many painful deaths, like getting trampled by a super-size Goomba.

I wish peop[le will join, or even look at the FE mafia game.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but they give you the bad look and you lose the game.
I wish I knew what to wish for.

(Wow, 380 pages of posts...thats 19,000 posts on this alone.)

 

[Lance87]

Granted, you wish that people will join Fire Emblem Mafia
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=75605

I wish that someone that sees this joins the mafia game!!!!!!!!

 

[LennyBlaze]

Wish granted, and although many people join, they are all noobs who spam and say stupid things.

I wish I were Psychic...

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you can't control your powers.

I wish people would join Fire emblem Mafia by CLICKING HERE!

 

[camo-man]

GRANTED!!! CORRUPTION FREE!!!!!!

I wish that I could break the rules of this game and not corrupt Skylink's wish. Wait, I already did!

Then I wish for a gooood cheeseburger with natural ingredients.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but they end up to be 100 times as costly due to "shipping costs"

I wish I could Short hop with C. Falcon more consistently.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but then there's Fox.

I wish that I can pwn everyone with my wealth in ACWW.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you get bankrupt and there comes a riot out of nowhere to kill you.

I wish my wish could wish my wish to wish for a new wish.

 

[Skylink]

Your wish is granted. Your wish's wish isn't

I wish these wishes didn't take five minutes to understand

 

[camo-man]

Granted, they take 30 sec. to understand, but half an hour to read.

I wish that one last person woul sign up for FE mafia.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, he flood you with crappy e-mails

i wish skylink still had less post than me(ive been gone for awhile)

 

[Wenbobular]

Granted, but you get kicked for spamming your way there...*giggles*
I wish I wasn't so ticklish.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but now its replaced with pain.

I wish I had premium membership.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted but you can no longer log onto Smashboards.

I wish I wouldn't repeat the same kind of corruptions.

 

[Wenbobular]

Granted, but you can't think of new ones, so you just give up and stop posting.
I wish I was cool.

 

[agentli]

Granted, but you won't have any friends.
I wish my DVD-RW drive worked

 

[Wenbobular]

Granted, but a boulder came flying down from the sky as if directed by God! Gasp. Fortunately, you survive.
Why would God choose a boulder?

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

(This is wishing Wendobular)

I wish I wished a wish where I wished a wish where I wished a wish where I wished a wish where I wished a wish...

 

[Wenbobular]

Granted, but your string of wishes never actually wished for anything except more wishes. In short, you're stuck here 'til the end of time. ...Maybe.
I wish I could find a good starting on that thing in Creative Minds, modern myths. Anyone with any actual advice, feel free to post. ...Please. Or I could just ask for help over there. But I'm way too lazy.
And it's Wenbobular thanks. Do is the beginning of my last name, which funnily enough, has only one more letter Lol.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but not here.

I wish skylink still had less posts than me.

I wish for a bank acount with a banking glitch that made it so I could withdraw without losing money forever, and I never get caught.

 

[smashbros=fun]

wish granted but since the bank gets no money, it goes bankrupt so you have to chose a different bank that doesn't have that banking glitch....

I wish for nothing.

 

[Shonic]

Your wish is granted but it goes where your brain was

I wish for world peace

 

[tails3535]

Your wish is granted but the galaxy goes into war.

I wish for superpowers.

 

[PaintNinja]

Granted. You get Aquaman's superpowers.

I wish I was dictator of the world.

 

[Rouse]

Your wish is granted, but you will have no testicles.

I wish i could turn led to gold

 

[Wenbobular]

Granted, but the process emits such radiation that the world is plunged into...radiation. ...I guess.
I wish I had a good computer with power and other people to play CounterStrike with.

 

[PaintNinja]

Granted, but you end up like Rob from CAD.
I wish I could go back in time and tell myself about things that happen to me in the future without creating any kind of time paradox, or ruining my own time-line.

 

[Rouse]

Your wish is granted, but you kill the old form of yourself, thus destroying BOTH of you. Hah.
I wish I had wings.

 

[Wenbobular]

Granted, but your wings are made of gigantic CDs that don't really do anything but they're really heavy. ...That didn't make much sense. *Shrug*
I wish I had a donkey.

 

[PaintNinja]

Granted, but the donkey is "used", if you catch my drift.
I wish I had sharks with laser beams on their heads.