Wish Corruptor

[KaoS]

Granted, but you'll always still have a 3 inch penis.
I wish I had some Taco Bell.

 

[Dibs]

Granted, but it's a mexican phone company.

I wish my pee didn't stink up the shower.

 

[Wenbobular]

Wish granted, but your poop still stinks.
...I wish I didn't have to think up of wishes for people to corrupt.

 

[tails3535]

Granted but then you stop thinking.
I wish I could meet the people from ssbm.

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

Granted but they speak Japenese so you can't understand them.
I wish i could go to next years E3.

 

[tails3535]

Granted but they have the worst games in existence.
I wish you could grant a wish without corrupting it.

 

[ThundaSnake]

Granted, but instead of someone else corrupting the wish, it corrupts itself.

I wish I had a new iPod.

 

[JFox]

Granted, but it will be an Ipod Shuffle, and 99% of the songs will be bad emo music.

I wish for a positive rep point. (this should be interesting....)

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but the moderators hate you and ban you from Smashboards.

I wish members who knew about the RPG join my clan, Ing Hive.

 

[ThundaSnake]

Granted, but they're all n00bs who make your clan the worst in existence. They also overthrow you and rename the clan "Sukkanut."

I wish that I could go on a date with Angelina Jolie.

 

[Kujirudo]

Your wish is granted, but she's leaves after 1 minute since you smell like hell.

I wish Scooter would be the best electronical band in the world.

 

[Alandorf]

Your wish is granted, but they no longer release CD's or go on tour.

I wish i could improve my agility by eating random foods like in RPGs.

 

[Wenbobular]

Granted, but they make you extremely fat and ugly.
I wish for an UNUSED donkey. Not that I got what a used donkey is.

 

[JFox]

You donkey use you for his sexual gratification.

I wish no one posted after me.

 

[pezaddict]

Not granted. I posted.

I wish the next poster wouldn't post a wish.

 

[Shadow Calibur]

\/HAH! Wish corrupted!\/

I wish for a clear head.

 

[Wenbobular]

Ay, tomorrow you will be sober, but I will still be ugly!
...Wait...
...Nevermind.
I wish jokes didn't have the capability to backfire.

 

[shoklan]

Your wish is granted, but now you can't speak to tell any jokes.

I wish The Wii was out.

 

[smashbros=fun]

Granted but there will be no games.

I wish that I had everything unlocked in SSBM.

 

[F8X]

Granted but now you look like a n00b on the largest smash website in the world

I wish I had a Bugatti

 

[gigayoshi]

I have no idea what a Bugatti is so I give you a bagel instead.

I wish I was a smash debater.

 

[fizzyk]

Wish granted! But you are the suckiest debater ever, all your posts get considered as spam and you get banned from the site!

Iwish I had a giant inflateable squeaky hammer!

 

[nux23]

Wish granted, you play with it for a while until your mom gets anoyed an' takes away from you and burns it.

I wish I had S&M(clean) the metallica cd please

 

[Bahamut]

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[Kujirudo]

Your wish is granted, but when you put it in your cd-player, it turns to be full of Paris Hilton songs.

I wish I knew why Paris Hilton is so stupid.

 

[nux23]

you taght her.

Didn't you?

 

[Shonic]

wish granted but you smash your head on the wall for knowing that
I wish I knew why I counted that this post is 118 cariters long

 

[Kujirudo]

Your wish is granted, but hearing that makes you jump out of your bedroom window.

I wish that Pit was real.

 

[nux23]

wish granted, now he wants to kill you for making him suffer

I wish I didn't wish this wish

 

[Dogosse Gier]

didn't wish this wish

...because of what you were thinking about when you formed it in your mind.

I wish I knew what nux was thinking about

 

[nux23]

wish granted, I'm thinking about why u want to know what i'm thinking about...

i WISH i FOR A LIBRARY

 

[wakerofthewinds]

your wish is granted...... but every single book is checked out and all the computers are busted.

I wish for SSBB to be released, and on sale RIGHT NOW!!!

 

[nux23]

wish granted, but you don't have a wii

I wish for SSBB to be released, and on sale RIGHT NOW!!!

I wish the same and to have a wii too

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

(Me too) Granted, but it's too far expensive, and bad detail.

I wish it was always the toothfairys fault.

 

[Bendery]

(Me too) Granted, but it's too far expensive, and bad detail.

I wish it was always the toothfairys fault.

Granted, but you're the tooth fairy.

I wish I had a pet Penguin

 

[Wave⁂]

Granted, but it'll claw out your eyes.

I wish i could grant wishes.

 

[mario91]

Granted: but you have to grant my wish
Wish: Annoying1359 would eat my crap for the rest of my life

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you have to eat his.
I wish this wish I wished had a wish of it's own to wish wishfully.

 

[Wave⁂]

*whimpers*
Granted, but you have to die first.
I wish this wished wish was the wishy-est wish that was ever wished.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, nobody will ever know because I'm wiping their memory.
I wish I could get both Larry Johnson and LaDainian Tomlinson on my fantasy football team when my draft comes around (Just like last year when that dummy in Australia traded Tomlinson for Cadillac Williams)