Wish Corruptor

[mario91]

Wish granted, but both of them broke both their legs and arms and were out for the whole season
I wish Michel Jordan and Julius Erving played NBA basketball again

 

[Wave⁂]

Wish granted, but they broke their legs.
I wish I could stop spelling "Wish" whish. dayum.

 

[mario91]

Wish granted, but not you cant spell any other word
I wish i had 1000000 other wishes to wish

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, you become illiterate and mute so nobody will ever know what you want to wish!

I wish my high school football team didn't suck!

 

[mario91]

Wish granted, but now your basketball and baseball teams really suck

I wish my wishes couldn't be corupted by other people

 

[Wave⁂]

Whish granted, but that whish was corrupted because it failed after a week.

I whish this wasnt a whish.

 

[mario91]

then there is no "whish" to corrupte
I wish people would stop voting for characters that are dead in the elimination games
(coughcoughannoyingcoughcough1359coughcoughreesecough)

 

[lanky_gunner]

wish granted, but now YOU are healing characters that are dead
i wish for the most perfect sandwich ever, which cannot be corrupted

 

[Ronike]

wish granted, but when you eat the sandwhich, you are to enthusiastic and choke on a rather large bite
I wish that school was never starting

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, then you forget all you've learned and you never relearn it so you become a homeless *******.

I wish I wasn't an Evanston Red Devil

 

[Wave⁂]

wish granted, but now you're the Devil Red Evanston.
i wish i was a wish.

 

[mario91]

Wish granted, but now you disappear because no one wants the kind of wish you are
I wish my school would allow a 90% for an A instead of a 93.5%

 

[Wave⁂]

Wish granted, but you get an F.
I wish my school had 0% and higher an A.

 

[Ronike]

Wish granted, but colleges take this into account and as a result you cant get into any college and therefore never get a good job.
I wish that the next poster corrupts this wish

 

[Wave⁂]

Wish granted, but-error-error-*buzzing electricity* *explosion*
i wish i hadn't exploded.

 

[Kujirudo]

Your wish is granted, but that makes you break this topic's rules.
I wish that annoying1359 didn't break the rules.

 

[Wave⁂]

umm..wish granted, but now you break the rules.
I wish nobody would say "I wish that the next poster corrupts this wish."

 

[Ronike]

Wish granted, instead I says...
I wish that the whoever posts next corrupts this wish

 

[derfmaster]

wish granted, but internet explorer corruped your wish.

i wish i could SHFFL perfectly [in real life, of course]

 

[gigayoshi]

Wish granted. But now you are stuck in single button so now you can only do SHFF.

I wish I had unlimited free membership, had 1000 post, and was a smash debater!

 

[Kujirudo]

Wish granted, but as soon as you want to post something, the forum goes down and never gets up again.
I wish that cheese would rule the world.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but your now a slave and I escape. Hahaha.
I wish I returned with an army of cheese-eating animals.

 

[Wave⁂]

wish granted, but they are so hungry they mistake each other for cheese.
i wish Ness was top tier.

 

[nux23]

wish not granted
I wish that annoying1359 won't neg-rep me

 

[Ronike]

Just a guess but, wish not granted
I wish that nux23 would read the rules

 

[gigayoshi]

Wish granted, but the rules are made by nux23.

If the next poster corrupts my wish, I wish my wish were corrupted. And my wish is that my wish will be corrupted. If you don't corrupt my wish, you have corrupted my wish, get it?

 

[Skylink]

^WTF

I wish that made some sense

 

[Kujirudo]

Wish granted, yet you are the only one dumb enough to not get it.
I wish I had a cool avatar like Skylink.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you have to pay to upload it.

I wish my parents would ask me before scheduling family events on tourney days.

 

[Ronike]

Wish granted, but they still do things on tourney days after asking you.
I wish that school was three days on, four days off.

 

[Kujirudo]

Wish granted, now the 3 days school are 24 hours of non-stop PE.
I wish that I knew a way to see my score at Mario Kart DS online.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but now there's no way to remember it.

I wish mindgames were as easy to learn as technical skill.

 

[Ronike]

Wish granted, but now technical skills are hard to learn as well.
I wish I could get all the coins in new super mario bros.

 

[Wave⁂]

wish granted, but your DS ran out of of electricity, then blew up.

I wish i had a PS3.

 

[Ronike]

Wish granted, but it gets overloaded with electricity and then blew up.
I wish my DS hadnt blown up

 

[rotinegg]

wish granted, but you left it on a ship headed to China.

I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and not gain weight.

 

[Ronike]

(I actually did that with my last DS, weird)
Wish granted, but you eat lots of junk food unaware that your arteries still get clogged and die of a heart attack in your early adulthood.
I wish my wish is not granted.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you suddenly quit Knights of Hyrule and join the Inghive.
I wish I got positive rep with no bad things happening and no wierd, strange, or awkward situations, issues, or happenings.

 

[Wave⁂]

Wish granted, but the second part of your wish was corrupted so your account was deleted.

I wish the next poster wouldnt give me positive rep with a bad thing happening and with a wierd, strange, or awkward situation, issue, or happening.

 

[Skylink]

Wish granted. Nothing happens.

I wish this thread could just DIE already! It's in it's old ages now, and it's dumb as hell.