Wish Corruptor

[chibifibi]

Granted, but you now own nothing.

I wish you hadn't wished for that.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but in place of that wish, I wish you didn't exist!!!!

I wish this game would last a good, long time.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but then you are in a vegetive state and can't move or think to play the game.

I wish that I was not so fat!

 

[Zook]

Granted. You are now even fatter.

I wish for something shiney and good...

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but it disintegrates once you realize it exists.

I wish for something that isn't holes that would make a barrel lighter.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but after you buy it for $2000 you realize you don't like it and the store has a no return policy.

I wish I were less intelligent

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but you learn everything back again in less than a second.

I wish for a bulletproof substance that is more permeable than silly puddy.

 

[Digamma]

Granted but it's not arrow proof or even rock proof. I can see it now, you vs. an army:
You: "HAHAHA your bullets cannot hurt me!"
Random Kid: *hucks a rock at your head*
GAME OVER

I wish the Airfare to California was only $100.

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On a completely unrealted note,

Granted, but it is stupid and gets run over.

A 6'2" Puppy gets run over!? Now that I would pay to see.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but the trip lasts 100 hours for every molecule far away from it that you are at the starting point.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted >.>

(About that puppy thing, hehe)

 

[Dibs]

granted, you just wasted this wish for corrupting.

I wish I was 7 feet tall and i can play in the nba

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, although you are allowed to play in the NBA, you are not permitted to touch the ball.

I wish people would post more frequently in this thread >.>

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then i closed it

i wish i knew what articulate meant

 

[Rici]

Granted, but you were and still are not able to talk(articulate is talking clearly right?)

I wish I wish I had a freakin Mok-Wai(+1 rep for who remember these)

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but you lose whatever that is immediately.

I wish for someone to tell me what a Mok-Wai is, along with evidence to prove that it is what they say it is.

 

[Rici]

allright you're not getting the +rep -.-'

 

[w00gle]

Granted, but right before they tell you a ninja comes and cuts off your ears. The ninja feeling a little sorry reveals that he was once a doctor and can sew your ears back on.
I wish to be able to have lazxzzxzxz0r eyes.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but they burn your eyes off

i wish i had a job

 

[Rici]

Granted, but you lose whatever that is immediately.

I wish for someone to tell me what a Mok-Wai is, along with evidence to prove that it is what they say it is.

Sigh.. I'll tel. Mok-Wai are those little creatures in the movie Gremlins(before they transform into Gremlins).

 

[chibifibi]

(well no wonder no one knew, since it's spelled Mogwai >.>)
Granted, but it pays nothing.

I wish Riciardos had spelled it correctly.

 

[Rici]

LOL, don't blame me, in the dutch translation they had written Mok-Wai.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then every question regarding the word was deleted

i wish i knew where i can crack passwords

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but then passwords become replaced by some better form of security.

I wish I hadn't corrupted your wish.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but the logic and confusion that happeneed later destroys the passwords.

I wish I came here more.

 

[Rici]

Granted, but noone will notice you.

I wish the next poster won't corrupt my wish.

 

[Skylink]

Granted (Now somebody else corrupts his wish)

 

[Rici]

lol, die Skylink!

 

[Rupus]

Granted: skylink dies, but the only friend that you will ever have is a single piece of mouldy cheese.

I wish that i had loads of money!

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you're mobbed by beggars everywhere you go and you eventually catch a nasty disease and die. (All this happens within two days.)

I wish I got the Peeping Eye soul in Castlevania easier.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but it is now useless.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Skylink]

Granted. You just used it.

I wish Smash 3 was already out

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but you don't have the money to buy it.

I wish that I would be recognised as a good user on some boards.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but wont happen for awhile.

I wish I had a gazzilion dollarz to buy smash 3.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you don't get the Revolution.

I wish that I had premium membership with nothing bad happening to me.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but it expires after five minutes.

I wish Link had an easy and long wavedash, like mario's or luigi's.

 

[Digamma]

Granted but link pays for the wavedash with his hookshot. So now he has no grab... that kinda blowz.

I wish one of these CPUs would give me a good challenge for once.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you are now always at level 1.

I wish I had all A's in my grades.

 

[Rici]

Granted, but they stand for Absolutly F- !

I wish there was peace on earth(he, i'm miss universe,lol)

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but in order to achieve this the human race is wiped out.

I wish Nicholai Ginovaef had gone to Major Players when I was there.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but then he literally kills you because you are an annoying SOB and you go to hell!

I wish that the Dolphins(NFL) would build a dynasty soon.

 

[chibifibi]

(What the heck. Are you serious Pustulio?)
Granted, but you never find out when.

I wish I could stop this madness.