Wish Corruptor

[Heat X]

u get the pringles but the pringles eat u instead of u eating them

i wish my friend will stop asking me for test answers (cause im really smart )

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but now everybody else asks u 4 the answers.

I wish I had a copy of super Mario RPG that worked forever.

 

[Dibs]

granted, but there are no super nintentos anywhere that work anymore.

I wish my eye didnt have a pimple in it... (yeah "ewww" I know...)

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but the pimple spread to everywhere else but your eyes.....(EWW even more, pimple man!)

I wish that all my friends would stop smash spamming at tournaments.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but you start spamming so they get mad at you,cheater"

i wish i could see through stuff.

 

[Pustulio]

granted but then everyone will be a guy, even the chicks

I wish the Dolphins would get rid of Daunte Culpepper! (Why'd they get him anyway?)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but they wont get any better

i wish i could sleep.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but if you do, you can't wake up.

I wish I can solve a rubik's cube....so hard!

 

[Dibs]

granted, but you cant solve anything else.

I wish it wasn't st. patricks day today

 

[Rici]

Granted, you're travelling in the 4th Dimension, but you're stuck between 2 dimensions, so you'll never be again...

I wish I could Free Running like the pro's..

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but you free run into a wall of crap

i wish i could find an emulator

 

[Pustulio]

granted, but you can only look at it and only for .5 seconds.

I wish that I could tell whether Yoshi is male or female.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but now noone can tell if you're male or female cuz you turned into a yoshi.

I wish tomorrow would be sunny.

 

[Rici]

Granted, but you'll be mafia killed next night...

sigh I need to put that game out of my head lol...

I wish I wish, that I had a girlfriend named Trish...

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but she dumps you because your too busy with the South Park mafia game, as am I.

I wish Ricardos is wrong about the mafia night killing. I don't wanna die like James!!!! And how would you know???..... OMG!!! Ricardos is mafia!!! Run!!!

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but now he's right about everything else.

I wish I wasn't a Yoshi anymore.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, now you are a pretty little goomba with big feet.

I wish that people recognized the fact that George Washington wasn't the 1st president in the U.S.A.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but now there is mass confusion and we become a dictatorship

Now I wish I was human again(Still Male)

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you become an oddball once again as everyone turns into all-powerful beings who could smite you in an instant.

I wish everything I say and write down is correct.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.you write down that you would kill yourself and you did.

i wish i had a life.

 

[Skylink]

granted.you write down that you would kill yourself and you did.

i wish i had a life.

granted. you have a life, but everyone else is now dead, partying in hell

I wish my signature picture would resize so I could put in directly

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but for some unknown reason, no computer allows you to go onto Smashboards anymore.

I wish my math homework would do itself. (Not that way, you sick minded freaks.)

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but then it would go to a dog to get eaten.

I wish my clan could have survived.

 

[ZMan]

Granted, but you die again.

I wish Salty would stop saying Your mom jokes.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but then pezaddict will start.

I wish that I was a little less paranoid.

 

[GromdricBlader]

Okay .

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then you become skeptical and put in the crazy house

i wish ocremix would accept my new tracks.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but it became bankrupt before it was an official deal.

I wish life was a video game.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but everyone who started before you has a supreme head start and starts PKing you only.

I wish my science teacher would stop giving tests so often.

 

[Skylink]

Granted. your history teacher does insteda.

I wish I was an awesome drummer

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but that's all you're good for. And no one wants drummers anymore.

I wish I could make up a cool new word to be put into the dictionary so it's considered a real word.

 

[Skylink]

Granted. somebody else gets all the credit for inventing it.

I wish my bro played smash too so I could practace and get better with him

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but then you practice soooo much, you reach the top of your game before you can make a name for yourself and then you lose your skillz.

I wish I got credit for inventing my word.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but it happens after the word is used for hundreds of years, english becomes a dead language, and its worth nothing.

I wish my bros, sis's, and parents stopped kicking me off this computer.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but then that computer explodes.

I wish we were rich.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but money becomes as useless as beans

i wish i stole camo-man's new word

 

[Skylink]

Granted. Nobody cares for the new official word, (even though you are still paid) and money is still useless as beans,

I wish this computer didnt blow up.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but it will still implode.

I wish for a harmless puppy that's 6'2'' in hieght on all fours >.>

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but it is stupid and gets run over.

I wish we could fly and didn't need airplanes.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but as a result, our evolution makes us grow feathers and our inteliigence drops like a rock. Good going.

I wish people wouldn't steal my stuff. (like mc-killa and my word!!!)