Wish Corruptor

[camo-man]

Granted, but you learn how to play Barbies like the pros.

I wish I have less enemies.

 

[rezz]

Granted, but you have more frends that hate you

i wish i had WoW to play

 

[Digamma]

Granted but your computer cannot run the program.
(My current situation ><)

I wish my connection speed would increase for no reason, AND stay there.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but your computer gets broken from overusage and everyone refuses to sell you another computer due to their jealousy of you having a high connection speed that won't wear off.

I wish wifi smash would come quicker and less expensive then I think it'll be ($600-800 or so).

 

[rezz]

Granted, but the game is going to suck

i wish i cod git the elder scroles 4....now

 

[Smashmaniac_91]

Granted, but a maniac comes with a hammer and smashes it

 

[Digamma]

Hmm.. you seem to be missing a wish there smashmaniac...

I guess I'll have to get this thread going again.

I wish they would make new episodes of The A-Team, WITH original cast.

 

[BlitzkriegBus]

granted but all the episodes are clones of earlier episodes that you would not have seen and it would be in HIGH DEFINITION!

I wish Digamma would learn not to be such a sore loser and a jerk

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then he stars pwning you.

i wish i could see you right now.

 

[BlitzkriegBus]

Granted but you learn the horrible truth that I have a striking resemblence to an Ice Climber(your choice)

I wish there were more peolpe who play SSBM up here.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. but you suck so we go to philly instead

i wish i knew the meaning of life.

 

[Digamma]

Granted but it turns out the meaning of life is to learn the meaning of life.

I wish they would make a GOOD sequel to Super Mario RPG on the GCN.

 

[pezaddict]

granted, its already out. Paper Mario:The Thousand Year Door.

granted, it lasts 1 month and 1 second.

I wish I knew all of the words to the Robot Hell song from Futurama.

I wish I knew why I got de-repped for the quoted post.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.who ever de-repped you must not like futurama(and frankly i love it)

i wish i could be my girlfriend in smash.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Granted. You now posess both male and female genitalia. Better?

I wish I had a potato made of jello.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but it taste so bad you puke for three days straight.

i wish runescape didint suck anymore.

 

[BlitzkriegBus]

granted, but it becomes so good, it overthrows popular MMO RPGs such as FF11, W.O.W and any other games like that.

I wish that 2rant Griffin( unsure of spelling) would come to my igloo

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but he leaves 10 seconds later

i wish i knew who was giving me and pezaddict bad reps in wish coruptor.

 

[rezz]

granted, but its a vary strong guy that wants to kill you

i wish i can play RE4 on the gamecube

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but its a diffrent version and it sucks.

i wish the person who is repin me would post next.(no really)

 

[Digamma]

EDIT: I already posted here so... I guess wish NOT granted. I Broke the thread! ><
Sorry

I wish they would make a GOOD sequel to Super Mario RPG on the GCN.
(Pezz's counter didn't make sense at all, 1- No continuing plot and 2- I said GOOD game...)

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but only one copy gets released, I get it, and after playing it I sell it to Bill Gates for $9999999999999999999999999999.

I wish that Nintendo owned the rights to the Banjo-Kazooie games.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but nintendo sells them to sega for no profit.

i wish i had sandwhich

 

[Treeko]

Granted, but it is made of your own flesh and blood.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but you're a freshwater fish and you were created in the ocean. Have fun with that.

I wish I could find my Driver's License.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but its expired and you have to get another

i wish i could make a computer virus

 

[rezz]

granted but it turns on you and your cpu explods

i wish i had an a hamer so i can smash all that say shadow is stupid

 

[Digamma]

Granted but the hammer is made out of cheese. And not hard cheese like fetta, havarti or something.

I wish Chuck Norris would Roundhouse Kick my Psych teacher.

 

[Dibs]

Granted, but chuck norris will have one leg.

I wish I had twelve bucks and sixty-three cents.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but its in a foriegn currency that no longer accepts it.

I wish I a penny.

 

[Digamma]

I assume you meant "I wish I had a penny"
In which case, granted but someone meticulously sanded down both sides and it has no value.

I wish that my room would clean itself.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but every time you enter the room, you get thrown out because you are making the room dirty.

I wish I used the proper words for my last wish.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but youll never do it fo a nother wish agan

i wish the schools didint block myspace

 

[pezaddict]

Actually, I think there is a way to getaround that, but I don't know how.

I wish that I had a tree that grew hamburgers.

 

[skyfox]

granted.but they taste like tofu

i wish we knew how to get around the block

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.i just got around it

i wish i could have a gun at school.

 

[Dibs]

granted..... but it's a pea shooter, which could actually be more fun than a gun..

I wish the next person to post will just give me my wish without the bad side of it.

 

[Treeko]

Granted, but then I cleverly foil your wish by wishing for your wish to be granted without the bad side, which in turns causes my wish to be corrupt, which in turn causes your wish to be corrupt.

I wish that Dibs's wish would have been granted without the corrupt part.

 

[Digamma]

Granted but then everyone dies because they are too confused, thus leaving no one to enjoy the un-corrupted wish.

I wish that I had a huge speaker with cexy bass.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but shipping costs $12,000,000.

I wish Spring Break comes sooner.