Wish Corruptor

[Philly.Fresh]

Granted but there hungary and U look tastey.

I wish I had a true friend.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but your true friend has a split personality and the other side wants to kill you.

I wish the piano theory never existed.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but the trumpet theory takes its place.

I wish I didn't have to go to school right now.

 

[Legomaxx]

Granted and so instead you make up all your missing days at school (like you will anyway) and more because you love school that much with all your heart.

I wish lazyness was an acceptable way to make a good supportive income

 

[Falcomaster16]

granted, but you cannot spend the money.

I wish I can jump really high.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but you jump into space and run out of air.

i wish i could play the guitar

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but no one would want to listen to you play.

I wish I was a hawk.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but you get hunted by some trick named gem

i wish it would snow in vegas again.

 

[Digamma]

Granted, but then there is so much snow that roads close down and there is billions of dollars in damages, also rendering Las Vegas unreachable by tourists and so the Nevada government runs out of money and has to borrow it from the Federal government and then the US becomes even more in debt and as a result somehow Bush stays in office 4 more years. ><

I wish that this essay would write itself...

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you get an F.

I wish food tasted as good as it looks.

 

[Dibs]

Granted, but it won't be edible.

I wish I was just the way I am.

 

[pezaddict]

Not granted, everybody changes and thats a fact of life.

I wish that we were allowed to use custom avatars without buying the premium account.

 

[Falcomaster16]

granted, but everbody gets offended by your avatar.

I wish I won gold in the olympics.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but riley,ed and rummy jack them from you

i wish i had a new hat.

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but the world kills you to have it.

I wish I had straight A's.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but you get straight F's next smester.

i wish i had a new dog.

 

[skyfox]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, it's an extremely vicious dog with rabies and all kinds of other horrible diseases. It claws and bites you to shreds, infecting you with various diseases, many of which are untracable in humans. You die slowly and painfully in your own home because the hospitals can't find anything wrong with you.

i wish i had a smash bros ROM.

 

[Plomid]

your wish is granted but the rom has a spy ware from nintendo and they will never sell you any products ever again (but i got it if you want it)

i wish i knew if there was a god

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then he smites you for knowing too much

i wish i was pezident.

 

[pezaddict]

granted, but then I take your position since I am the true
pezident
(^ part of my screename)

I wish that the next poster would go on to their wish instead of granting or not granting mine.

 

[DeadManWalking]

Not granted, because you made my brain hurt.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but she dumps you after one date and you get a bad rep forever.

I wish the Falco, Puff, and Luigi would be moved up in the tier list.

 

[Digamma]

Granted but then the top tier gets eliminated from competitive play for being too good.

I wish Dave would get some skillz ><

 

[DeadManWalking]

Granted, but he gets so good that he becomes the World Champion and becomes so cocky that he gets on everyone's nerves, until they eventually form a mob and make him bite the dust.

I wish Tupac was still alive.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but he dies of a heart attack one second later.

I wish that somebody grants my wish.

 

[Acea]

Granted but I do not care

I wish I owned the Internet.

 

[DeadManWalking]

Granted, but a 1337 h4xx0r h4x3s j00 and gives you a virus that shuts down the internet permanently.

I wish I could go on a cruise to the Bahamas.

 

[Digamma]

Granted. But your boat travels in circles and never actually reaches the Bahamas.

I wish that Pepsi flowed as freely as water.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but the Pepsi tastes like water too.

I wish this guy at school would lose his ADHD and not gain anymore psychoogical problems.

 

[Digamma]

Granted, but then he gains many more physical problems. D'oh...

I wish jeans would grow on trees.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Granted. However, with the sudden influx of pants into the US economy, an economic spiral causes the price of pants to plummet worldwide, causing massive pants-related mishaps, including worldwide pants-smotherings.

I wish I had another nipple.

 

[Coo_Too_Tim]

Wish granted. But a shark bit off your other two. So now you have a misplaced nipple.

I wish I would win the tournament at replay video on March 11.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but you get carpal tunnel from training, and Herpes from a guy at the tournament [hey don't ask ME how]

I wish my fingernails were made of butter and cheeto powder.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but you bite them off.

I wish that $$$ grew on trees.

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but the money would never fall from trees and you would not be able to climb trees, and you would not be able to cut down trees.

I wish I owned Microsoft.

 

[Plomid]

(then you cut down the treees)
your wish is granted but as soon as bill gates hands it over his house rises from the ground and begins to attack microsoft and sony too but then explodes and every developer moves to nintendo(that wasn´t so bad)

i wish microsoft would go bankrupt

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.then Mac takes over

i wish i had the gift of life.

 

[Treeko]

Granted, but you're life is broken and you have to return it to the store the next day, which is the WORST day to return things to the stores.

I wish that the original red Power Ranger (Jason Ranger) would beat up the silly new Power Rangers.

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but then he dies of exhuastion.

I wish I had the power to heal people including myself.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but you cant heal the dead

i wish i didint have to go to school.