Wish Corruptor

[Acea]

Granted but you turn into Cinnamon Toast Crunch!!

I wish I had a Nintendo Revolution.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I had a doughnut.

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but the "chocolate" on the doughnut wasn`t actually chocolate.

I wish Bush would be impeached.

 

[G$$$]

Granted , Saddam takes his place.

I wish that all smash noobs were banned from posting.

 

[Legomaxx]

Granted but you die.

I wish i had a golden toilet that i could sell for money...not a golden anything else.

 

[G$$$]

Granted but its really copper with gold paint on it

 

[Acea]

G$$$ you supposed to make a wish.

I wish I had an ∞ amount of money

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but the money is not real.

I wish I had a box.

 

[storms]

Your wish is not granted, you will not take my home away. I earned that box.

I wish I had a taco

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but the taco eats your box.

I wish I had a copy of every DVD ever made.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Okay. They all magically appear.

Directly above you.

I wish the next post didn't start with the word 'granted'.

 

[pezaddict]

Your wish has been granted.

I wish I could read people's minds.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Mmm... Brad Pitt in wet leather...

I wish that the next post wouldn't grant my wish.

 

[thedocsalive]

Granted, kind of, but you just created a paradox and I'm really confused. By saying granted, I'm not granting your wish in the sense that you said not to, and I am, therefore doing the opposite. But I am granting your wish, by doing the opposite of what you said. Therefore there is no correct solution in the current metagame. This calls for a new response in order to correctly corrupt your wish and continue the game.

Potato.

I wish Drab wouldn't make me think anymore in this thread.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but he (correct me if I am wrong please) changes his mind in 5 seconds.

I wish that I knew how to make websites.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

he (correct me if I am wrong please)

I'll let you know as soon as I make up my mind.

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but no one visits your websites.

I wish the Mafia game would resume

 

[Acea]

Granted but it sucks

I wish someone would grant all the granted wishes that might of been granted, mabey

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, except for yours.

See quoted post for my wish.

I wish the Mafia game would resume

 

[Acea]

Granted but you do not get to play

I wish there was no such thing as Algebra

 

[G$$$]

Granted , but theres still normal math

I wish every show had peter griffon in it.

 

[storms]

Granted, but my show is better than yours

I wish I had a cat fused with a dog

 

[Acea]

Granted but both it keeps on fighting its self. lol

I wish I had a shark.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but the shark would transform into a monkey, save its money for 3 years, and buy a guitar.

I wish that I had my driver's license.

 

[Acea]

Granted but you never get a car

Look at location for wish. Once I am there look at location again and so on and so forth...

 

[G$$$]

Iraq

I wish I had a millon women?

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but all of them hate you.

I wish that Super Smash Bros. Melee was online.

 

[storms]

Granted, but now you don't have any free time

I wish for world Peace except for Poland

 

[G$$$]

Granted but Poland attacks

I wish death to all communists.

 

[Acea]

Ganted but they haunt you

I wish I could see the Back Room

 

[G$$$]

Granted but its not what U think.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but it bites you every day.

I wish I had the ability to make Krispy Kreme Doughnuts appear whenever I wanted.

 

[G$$$]

Granted but U make them for me.

I wish the moon was bigger.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but I take my doughnuts back.

I wish that Pokemon cards were not considered stupid by the majority of the world's population.

 

[G$$$]

Granted but then Yugioh dies out.

I wish I could meet my fellow smashers.

 

[pezaddict]

Try the global smash compendorium thingy.

I wish I had $1

 

[G$$$]

Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[Acea]

Granted but it blows up while your in it.

I wish I had a white tiger

 

[kirbyphreak]

Granted but on its delivery it falls into the US oil reserve and becomes a BLACK TIGER!!! NOOO!!!

I wish I had a large cheddar cheese wheel.

 

[Acea]

Granted but it rolls over you crushing both your legs

I wish I had more time to make a wish