Wish Corruptor

[falcoX]

granted but then your computer crashes

i wish Chinese Democracy came out soon...

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but you got robbed and lost so much money that you couldn`t afford the game.

I wish my Congo Line game would catch on.

 

[G$$$]

Granted but its a fad that ends quickly.

I wish Brad and Jen were back together.

 

[Falkick]

granted, but they break up as soon as they like each other.

I wish that they made buildings out of dark, unmeltable, undestroyable by anything, mega tasty chocolate that as soon as you eat, you are healed of all sicknesses and are healed of all wounds(including cancer) and a new section as soon as you eat it appeared. Lets see you corrupt my Miracle Chocolate wish!!!

 

[Legomaxx]

Granted. The building is now 1092348013948 light years away in an alien planet that doesnt even know Earth exists. Since the building is only good for humans the aliens are like, "wtf is this for?"

I wish there were no stupid people on the roads.

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but the maximum speed limit will be 5mph.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[Treeko]

Your wish is granted, but you have short-term memory loss and forget everything. o.o

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Bailey69]

Your wish is granted, but you get caught, gutted, and filletd.

I wish I had no School.

 

[G$$$]

Granted but you still have homework

I wish I had a brand new cherry red lambergini.

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but it's going to be as slow as crap.

I wish I was a Hawk.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Granted.

I shoot you and eat you. You taste remarkably like chicken.

 

[G$$$]

What the hell kind of wish is that?

I wish Drab Emordnilap made some sence.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but now you got banned from SWF.

I wish that G$$$'s screename was anTi$$$$

 

[Falkick]

granted, but after his first post, he's bannaged, like you just said.

I wish that ALTARIA, Pi, and the rest of my freinds would come back.

 

[pezaddict]

granted, but you have to leave.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

 

[<π]

You can, infact it's right there.

I wish I could control peoples minds...

 

[thedocsalive]

Granted, but everyone you know is dumb and mindless.

I wish my homework was done.

 

[Bailey69]

Granted but it is so badly done they move you down to special education, but you get used to it then when you graduate you don't go to college and you end up living on food stamps and welfare (G$$$)

I wish I couldn't get banned from SWF.

 

[Legomaxx]

Granted but...
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

I wish to pass my psychology test this Friday with an A.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but your teacher is eaten by a hobo.

I wish my head were as big as a car.

 

[pezaddict]

Granted, but your brain falls out of your big mouth.

I wish that I had a car.

 

[ZMan]

Granted, but it is a Ford(muaha)

I wish I had a giant bowl of Lucky Charms.

 

[G$$$]

Granted , but U wished for your parents death.

I wish we new more about UFO's.

 

[Bailey69]

Granted but you get anal probed by telling to much

I wish the dinosaurs didn't die...

 

[Bahamut]

Ok, sure. When velociraptors come to kill you in the middle of the night, I won't cry for you.

I wish sugar didn't cause cavities.

 

[Sinz]

Granted, but water became unhealthy.

Iwish that I could find my favorite song.

 

[Duke]

granted but you become deaf making you unable to listen to them

I wish that someone would corrupt my wish...

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but your wish cannot be corrupted since you asked for a corrupted wish.

I wish I could turn Super Saiyan...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but your only power is flatulation, at level 500,000!!

I wish all the frogs in the world would hop into my mouth.

 

[Legomaxx]

Granted but your body explodes since you dont have the proper training....or whatever.

I wish for a wish.

(this was actually meant for falco master, but it applies for the above too)

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

You are killed for cheating at the Wish game. (Everyone knows you can't wish for wishes.)

I wish left went up.

 

[G$$$]

Granted but up is down.

I wish I was a smash debater.

 

[eviliceclimber]

granted but it becomes the new term for Smash noob



I wish i could have pamela anderson

 

[Bailey69]

Granted but she becomes a nun.

I wish for a trip around the world.

 

[pezaddict]

granted, but your plane crashes in Iraq.

I wish I had 999999999999999999999 posts.

 

[Bailey69]

Granted but someone has 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 post more.

I wish I had A LOT OF $$$$

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, no one will want to sell anything to you

i wish I was powerful.

 

[Bailey69]

Granted but you donate your power to the poor for some reason.

I wish I was powerful

 

[Acea]

Granted, but someone more powerful beats you up.

I wish all the schools were destoyed.

 

[airball]

Granted, but your mother homeschools you.

I wish I could see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch