Wish Corruptor

[Royal Flush]

tthen you wouldn`t understand mine

I wish there were more frequent forum gamers.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but they get banned for spamming

i wish begolfer was bad at mkart

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but your worse.

I wish I had 3 stars in MKDS

 

[falcoX]

granted but your ds will alsways shut off when u face me.

i wish i had a super ds which owned all in every game!

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but the battery died and you lost the charger.

I wish for Pizza

 

[falcoX]

granted but the pizza tasted bad

i wish for the perfect pizza

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but you`re wearing it.

I wish I was skilled enough at golf to beat Tiger Woods.

 

[falcoX]

granted but his battery dies "un epectactantly" and it doesnt really count

i wish my poem wasnt published

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but it was anyway.

I wish it didn`t take me so long to come up with a wish

 

[falcoX]

granted, but if i wished that my poem wasnt published, and u said it was anyway, thats not a real legit curruption.

i wish begolfer curropted my previous wish better

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but yours decreased in quality.

I wish for Nintendos 6th console.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but it smells funny

i wish for a million dollars

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but I stole it.

I wish for unlimited money.

 

[Eor]

Granted, but its invisible

I wish Begolfer would learn how to stop posting

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but you end up posting twice as much.

I wish no one was allowed to bash another.

 

[LIF2]

Granted, but verbal taunting just got worse.

I wish for one hundred gazillion million bafalasaratrillion wishes.

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Granted.

Unfortunately, now that you have 'one hundred gazillion million bafalasaratrillion wishes', no one else ever gets to post in this thread again, and everyone grows to despise you. You are eternally shunned for completly taking over this thread, and eventually no one ever speaks to you again.

Also, you trip and hurt your nose.

I wish for a fish.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the fish drags you into his lair, and forces you to eat worms all day!

i wish for a new cd

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted but the CD breaks your CD player.

I wish for a 4.0 Grade point average.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the new standard for college is a 0.0 GPA

i wish my cube was fixed

 

[G$$$]

granted, but it cannot play smash anymore

I wish for world corruption

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but youre not a part of it.

I wish it was possible to golf in the winter.

 

[falcoX]

granted but you forgot your clubs at home

i wish we had another snow day...

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted at least for schools around you but yours remained open.

I wish the person who came up with the school idea a long time ago was shot.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but before he died, he invented "Torture" which is the new alternative to school

i wish for a girlfriend

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but you got dumped!

I wish my computer would speed up.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but you went so fast u didnt know what u were doing

i wish MY computer would speed up, but the effects werent the same as for begolfer

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanteed but it sped up soo much that it exploded.

I wish for some postive rep points.

Grrrrrrrrrr...who gave me negative rep on this post?

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then someone gave u negative

i wish for some chocolate chip cookies

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but the "chocolate" isn`t chocolate

I wish I never made a typo.

 

[falcoX]

granted, Bot know eye due

i wish that i was the greatest rock star ever!

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted, but then rock would take a nosedive.

I wish Bush would destroy some other country.

 

[falcoX]

granted, he destroyed china, and chinas allies got us good

i wihs bush crawled up and died

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but another one of his jerks got into office next.

I wish no jerks could be president.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but a push over comes into office, and the US is invaded by Cuba.

I wish USC had won...

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but you lost

Grrrrrrrrrr...who gave me negative rep on this post?

 

[G$$$]

??????

I wish for everything to be candy flavored.

 

[falcoX]

granted but its actually licorice flavored (Ewwwww)

i wish for a super sandwhich with lettuce, onions, and mustard

 

[Royal Flush]

GRanted but there isn`t any onions.

I wish for something that I can`t think of right now that hasn`t been repeated in this thread.

 

[James Sparrow]

your wish is granted, but the wish turned out to be a kick in the nuts.

i wish 7up would still make dnL