Will you press the button?

[Otoad64]

Nah.

Age of Calamity is made the prequel it was advertised to be, but four of its spoilery playable characters* are removed.

*I'm talking about the four descendants of the Champions

haven't beaten it yet, so nah


Mario 3D All Stars isn't limited release, but it's physical only

 

[Perkilator]

haven't beaten it yet, so nah


Mario 3D All Stars isn't limited release, but it's physical only

HECK YEAH!

Sakurai gets to direct games other than Smash, but it's only licensed games.

 

[Otoad64]

HECK YEAH!

Sakurai gets to direct games other than Smash, but it's only licensed games.

would love to see what he would do

Mario finally does a crossover with Sonic... Boom.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Depends. If it’s a game no, if it’s a cartoon yes.

King Dedede’s Gordo can no longer be reflected by any attack, but it’s SEVERELY weaker.

 

[Doc Monocle]

You are speaking my language now!

Every character gets three alternate costumes, but no color swaps.

 

[Otoad64]

You are speaking my language now!

Every character gets three alternate costumes, but no color swaps.

eh, sure.


Smash Run returns, but at the cost of stage builder

 

[Doc Monocle]

I would like to experience the game mode, and the stage builder was... well, unimpressive.

Norfair is replaced by Butter Building.

 

[Otoad64]

I would like to experience the game mode, and the stage builder was... well, unimpressive.

Norfair is replaced by Butter Building.

Sure.


Super Mario Galaxy 3 is released but BOTW 2 is delayed to 2023

 

[CheeseAnton]

EASIEST PRESS OF MY LIFE! NEW MARIO GALAXY GAME, FINALLY!


Persona gets the amount of songs Castlevania has (34), but Castlevania gets the amount of songs Persona currently has (11)

 

[Janx_uwu]

Fair trade, as long as we keep Lost Painting.

We get all Smash stages returning in a DLC pack, but Stage Builder is removed.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nope.

All previous stages return along with 20 new ones at the expense of BFs and Omegas.

 

[Otoad64]

Nope.

All previous stages return along with 20 new ones at the expense of BFs and Omegas.

barely even use BF and omega forms. for sure!


Mario Kart 9 releases but the only new characters are Green Bronze Luigi, Baby Pauline and the Broodals

 

[Janx_uwu]

No way, characters are the most important thing to a new MK IMO.

If you press the button, we get every DLC character immediately.
If you don't press the button, the DLC releases as planned.

 

[Otoad64]

No way, characters are the most important thing to a new MK IMO.

If you press the button, we get every DLC character immediately.
If you don't press the button, the DLC releases as planned.

yes! I want this gruesome wait to end!
that is, assuming they're all immidiately finished.



We consistantly good 3D Sonic games, but no more mania styled games

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nonononono

Crash gets in Smash, but so does Bubsy.

 

[CheeseAnton]

I mean, Crash does get in Smash... But I want Bubsy too much, so I guess I'll press it.



Dante (Devil May Cry series) gets in Smash bros. Ultimate as a base roster fighter, but you must refer to Smash Bros. Ultimate as "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series" when referring to Smash Ultimate, if not, nobody understands what game you're talking about or what you are even saying.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nope, not a fan of Dante

2D Classic Sonic games come out frequently again, but Sonic never goes 3D again, not even with a new formula.

 

[CheeseAnton]

No.



Your favorite series not already in Smash gets 3 stages, and 2 assist trophies, load of songs, and a couple of Mii Costumes, but any character from the series is confirmed that they will NOT be a playable fighter till at least the next 3 smash games after this.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Hmm... uh, how do you even make 3 stages for Mole Mania?

Donkey Kong gets a barrel move, but it utterly ruins his playstyle and makes him borderline unplayable from a competitive standpoint.

 

[crazybenjamin]

Not worth the tradeoff

The low tiers get buffed, but the devs overcorrect and these characters become the most OP fighters of all time

 

[Otoad64]

Not worth the tradeoff

The low tiers get buffed, but the devs overcorrect and these characters become the most OP fighters of all time

sure, what's game balance?


speaking of game balance, nex game literally everyone is brawl met knight level op but the online is actually really good for once

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Pac-Man gets more Pac-Man World references at the expense of his Mappy and Galaga references.

 

[Otoad64]

Pac-Man gets more Pac-Man World references at the expense of his Mappy and Galaga references.

Sure, oughta reference his own games.


Kirby Air Ride gets a sequel, but it's a crossover with Bayonetta

 

[CheeseAnton]

Sure, but why Bayonetta?



We finally get Mrs. Game & Watch (Mrs. Game & Watch is to Mr. Game & Watch, as Lucas is to Ness. Basically, Kinda a clone, but different enough to be basically completely different characters), but Flat Zone is removed.

 

[Otoad64]

Sure, but why Bayonetta?

it was the least fitting thing i could think of.

We finally get Mrs. Game & Watch (Mrs. Game & Watch is to Mr. Game & Watch, as Lucas is to Ness), but Flat Zone is removed.

nah, would rather keep flat zone


Pac-Maze returns at the expense of Green Hill Zone

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Hmm.., yeah, reluctantly though.

The Miiverse stage comes back... with zero moderation.

 

[Otoad64]

Hmm.., yeah, reluctantly though.

The Miiverse stage comes back... with zero moderation.

wait would it just use old miiverse posts or could you make new ones?
either way sure


The next smash only adds characters from new, 3rd party series

 

[CheeseAnton]

Heck yeah, all my most wanted are 3rd parties from series not already in smash (aside from Yu Narukami, but he's at the bottom of my most wanted list anyway).



SEGA makes a platform fighter game series that does about as good as Smash in terms of everything (besides maybe sales), that has a ton of iconic SEGA characters with even some 3rd parties; but all SEGA content is removed from Smash bros.

 

[Otoad64]

Heck yeah, all my most wanted are 3rd party.



SEGA makes a platform fighter game series that does about as good as Smash in terms of everything (besides maybe sales), that has a ton of iconic SEGA characters with even some 3rd parties; but all SEGA content is removed from Smash bros.

eh sure, at least Sonic would be well represented


Playstation All Stars 2 comes out and is really good but Sony makes Square remove all Final Fantasy Content from Smash 6 so Cloud and Sephiroth can be in their game

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Sure.

Crash Bandicoot gets in, but instead of acting as a lovable dumbass like he does in his games he acts like he does in his games’ promo art circa 90s - unbearably edgy.

 

[Otoad64]

Sure.

Crash Bandicoot gets in, but instead of acting as a lovable dumbass like he does in his games he acts like he does in his games’ promo art - unbearably edgy.

nonononono


Your most wanted gets in but Mario, Luigi, Link, Zelda, King Dedede and Meta Knight all get their cartoon voices

 

[CheeseAnton]

Sure, why not.


CDI-Link gets in as a fighter... That's it, do you want this thing in?

 

[Otoad64]

Sure, why not.


CDI-Link gets in as a fighter... That's it, do you want this thing in?
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Nah


Dixie Kong gets in at the expense of King K. Rool

 

[TheThingamajigRayman]

Yes. Yes i do, fite me

Sure, why not.


CDI-Link gets in as a fighter... That's it, do you want this thing in?
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[CheeseAnton]

Dixie Kong gets in at the expense of King K. Rool

Runs away from the button as fast as humanly possible. Like, actually as fast as humanly possible. I defy my own personal limits to somehow run faster and longer than the world's fastest runner, that's how fast I run away from the button


You never need to eat food or drink water again, you will be extremely healthy as well; but all food and liquid taste bad to you and everyone else still needs to (and will be suspicious of you if you aren't eating food a lot)

 

[Doc Monocle]

Runs away from the button as fast as humanly possible. Like, actually as fast as humanly possible. I defy my own personal limits to somehow run faster and longer than the world's fastest runner, that's how fast I run away from the button


You never need to eat food or drink water again, you will be extremely healthy as well; but all food and liquid taste bad to you and everyone else still needs to (and will be suspicious of you if you aren't eating food a lot)

That is an interesting button! For every day I am not eating, someone else is, and I would say that is well worth the sense of uncomfortable mystique.

A new character is brought into Smash Bros. every day, but each one replaces a previous one for ever until you say, "Stop." Also, you do not know who the next character will be each time.

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Nope

Your most wanted gets in, but the Sonic; Persona; Xenoblade; and new character’s series stages only let you choose from these three songs

 

[Mr. Peepee]

Nah
The Tokyo Toy Show demo of Sonic 1 is finally found, but your favorite Sonic game gets wiped from existence.

 

[Janx_uwu]

Nah, if we're going to preserve history why take one demo but wipe out an entire game?

If you press the button, Sonic Adventure Remake is released and it's incredible, but critics hate it so much that Sega gives up on Adventure 3 forever.
If you don't press the button, Sonic Mania 2 is released to praise from all critics, guaranteeing another Sonic game from that team, yet the game is terrible and uninspired.

 

[Mamboo07]

I will not press it.

City Escape returns in a new Sonic game, but the G.U.N. Truck that chased you back in Adventure and Generations becomes a boss fight.