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Why does nobody like me?

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Swoops

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I personally like you...I would love to stroke that studly manbeard of yours...mmm and I'd take your boot to my face any day, feel all the tingles.

...>_> what?
 

DMG

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Oh we love Ganondorf, we just don't like the fact that he's the lord of all evil and yet he has only posted 30 times on Smashboards. :/
 

ZenJestr

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isn't it obvious...

teh Ganonz purposely nerfed himself to do us a favor...

You cannot grasp the true form of Ganon...
 

Ray_Kalm

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Be what you were in ToP and OoT, then all brawlers will be down on your feet for having such godlike abilities.
 

LinkSceptile333

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What the poster two posts above me said. Ganondorf was nerfed on purpose, because in his true form, he would buttsecks, kill, then buttsecks again every character.

Did everyone a favor.
 

ShinGaruda

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Because you are a giant old man with heavy armor and yet you have strangely flexible hips.

Of course, this is actually the reason why I find you so awesome.

And sexy.
 

Wizard99

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We all love you Ganonford. And its not just because you weigh as much as a minivan...
 

ZenJestr

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Originally Posted by DRaGZ
I want a picture of Ganondorf riding R.O.B. like a horse. That would be sweet.
I've been trying and trying to get a good picture of that ever since I saw this post <_<
zomg I got a perfect image in my head...

*runs and starts drawing...*
 

Airwalkerr

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Many characters don't have their abilities from the games, at least not at the power they normally are, because that would just wreck everything. Like, Captain falcon just driving around in his car at 500 mph smoking people. The game would be over.
 

Kinzer

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Why haven't I posted in this thread yet?

It's too good, all hail the king!
 

Ich Bin Awesome

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It could be that no matter how powerful you get or how many kingdoms you conquer, you always seem to lose to the same dorky elf kid in a green cap, even if he's 10 years old!
 

ZenJestr

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Originally Posted by GotenOnNimbus
Because your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberry.
u win this thread and Ganon's lair...
 

ZenJestr

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well he should be coming back, I kinda gave his lair to GotenOnNimbus so...........yea...
 
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