Jomosensual
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Ok, so this is an odd one I know. But why could the No Internet T-Rex make it into Smash? A few reasons:
1. It actually has a case to be the best known gaming character in the world. I mean, how many people use Google Chrome? Lots! How many times have we had the internet go out somehow in the world? Tons! How many times have people stopped and played the game out of sheer boredom with no internet? I know I played it a lot when deracho knocked out my power a few months ago. Therefore it's a fairly well known character who many people, especially non gamers, likely know.
2. Ok, so now that I explained why the No Internet TRex could get in, it's time to explain why Nintendo might want him. Well you see, The NIT is owned by Google. Google produces the Google Stadia, which is going to be producing it's own first party games at some point in the future as rumored. And with the Stadia being a grand slam in the bottom of the 9th inning in game 7 of the world series, it only makes sense for Nintendo to want to partner with them and get in on whatever they might be trying to produce. At the moment, the only real video game character they own is our favorite dinosaur.
3. So now that the why has been explained, it's time to explain the what. The what, of course, being what would come with the NIT. The stage is pretty obvious as The Desert would be a pretty obvious addition to Smash and it would work as a sidescroller with day and night time cycles. But what about the spirit board? Well it wouldn't be too hard. The cactus and pterodactyls are obvious. You can swap in the night and day forms of them as well and maybe add in some cactus clusters. Boom. Spirit board done.
Now music tracks are a bit more tough at first glance, but remember that much like how Sega owns Atlus, Google owns Youtube! And guess what music is on Youtube? Literally every track ever! So that means any song at all could possibly come with the T Rex Runner. Could go from Beware the Forrest Musrooms to Rick Rolling your friends in an instant. To be honest, what's not to love?
4. Ok, so maybe you haven't been sold yet. That's fine. Maybe I can convince you our friendly neighborhood T-Rex's potential moveset. It's a little hard to come up with, not going to lie. Maybe he can adopt the cactuses(Cacti?) and pterodactyls as his friends much like the Duck Hunt Dog did and use them in his moveset. His specials could involve shooting out the pretos and dropping the cacti (cactuses?) as stage hazards. And for a new mechanic, the more he jumps over charging enemies the stronger he gets, resetting on death of course. I see 0 issues with this moveset and think it would be a great addition to Smash. His final Smash would be a brand new invention for the game, an Astriod hitting the stage Moon style in a cut scene
So now that I laid it all out for all you wonderful folks, what do you think? Does the No Internet T-Rex belong in Smash? If you think so I'll add you to the Prehistoric Posse and we can all push for the most deserving characters in video gaming history together.
1. It actually has a case to be the best known gaming character in the world. I mean, how many people use Google Chrome? Lots! How many times have we had the internet go out somehow in the world? Tons! How many times have people stopped and played the game out of sheer boredom with no internet? I know I played it a lot when deracho knocked out my power a few months ago. Therefore it's a fairly well known character who many people, especially non gamers, likely know.
2. Ok, so now that I explained why the No Internet TRex could get in, it's time to explain why Nintendo might want him. Well you see, The NIT is owned by Google. Google produces the Google Stadia, which is going to be producing it's own first party games at some point in the future as rumored. And with the Stadia being a grand slam in the bottom of the 9th inning in game 7 of the world series, it only makes sense for Nintendo to want to partner with them and get in on whatever they might be trying to produce. At the moment, the only real video game character they own is our favorite dinosaur.
3. So now that the why has been explained, it's time to explain the what. The what, of course, being what would come with the NIT. The stage is pretty obvious as The Desert would be a pretty obvious addition to Smash and it would work as a sidescroller with day and night time cycles. But what about the spirit board? Well it wouldn't be too hard. The cactus and pterodactyls are obvious. You can swap in the night and day forms of them as well and maybe add in some cactus clusters. Boom. Spirit board done.
Now music tracks are a bit more tough at first glance, but remember that much like how Sega owns Atlus, Google owns Youtube! And guess what music is on Youtube? Literally every track ever! So that means any song at all could possibly come with the T Rex Runner. Could go from Beware the Forrest Musrooms to Rick Rolling your friends in an instant. To be honest, what's not to love?
4. Ok, so maybe you haven't been sold yet. That's fine. Maybe I can convince you our friendly neighborhood T-Rex's potential moveset. It's a little hard to come up with, not going to lie. Maybe he can adopt the cactuses(Cacti?) and pterodactyls as his friends much like the Duck Hunt Dog did and use them in his moveset. His specials could involve shooting out the pretos and dropping the cacti (cactuses?) as stage hazards. And for a new mechanic, the more he jumps over charging enemies the stronger he gets, resetting on death of course. I see 0 issues with this moveset and think it would be a great addition to Smash. His final Smash would be a brand new invention for the game, an Astriod hitting the stage Moon style in a cut scene
So now that I laid it all out for all you wonderful folks, what do you think? Does the No Internet T-Rex belong in Smash? If you think so I'll add you to the Prehistoric Posse and we can all push for the most deserving characters in video gaming history together.