What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[Virgilijus]

"For the love of God; Let me move!"

My roommates girlfriend refers to Jigglypuff's down b as "Humping":
Allie: I swear, all you do is that stupid humping move. You can't win without it...
*Later in the match I pull of a Wall of Pain*
Allie: Seriously, I am going to stab hurt you if you hump me one more time...
*She misses an up b with Link and I rest her and try to sprint out of the room*
*She throws her controller at me, but the chord snaps it back before it pegs me*

And this is a gem from her boyfriend:
*After his girlfriend threw her controller at me*
Randy: Allie, you've finally gotten in to the true spirit of Smash Bros: hate and violence.

 

[McCloud]

This kid I know named Virg said that he was playing smash at UT with his friend Allie...

People at UT can't play smash.

*runs*

 

[Virgilijus]

*Knees McCloud in the in the back*

You Fishmonger! More of your conversation would infect my brain!

 

[teeman92]

me:*up+b with mario and hit my bro* heh....coined

 

[Mix]

well i was at this tourney with TC Crew and we were having some warm up matches and such with other people there. 2 of my friends were starting a doubles match against 2 n00bs and saw they picked falco and fox. one of my friends says... ohhh your guys are space animals? cool.

well then one of the kids gets up and slams MY controller on the ground and yells... I AM NOT A SPACE ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1 and then walks away. it was probablly one of the funniest smash moments ive seen. haha

ps. my controller was fine! : )

 

[Miharu]

I took the definition of "glitch" from a largely respected gaming community full of some of the worlds best gamers! I think a professional gamer would know the meaning better than a pro smasher. Tell me, are you respected anywhere else but here?

This guy saying that the GameFAQs community is a largely respected gaming community. Especially for SSBM. What a joke.

 

[Reno>]

"I'm good, though. I'm not good at hitting... but I am The Master Dodger! hahaha... people get really frustrated when they play me."-Rando Noobym

 

[NES n00b]

"What is the purpose of L-canceling"

"What is the purpose of Wavedashing; I still see you"

"Super Smash Bros. is only a party game"

"Super Smash Bros. is a button masher"

XD, maybe Laijin said these already if he responded here, but still funny anyways

 

[Fawriel]

Randy: Allie, you've finally gotten in to the true spirit of Smash Bros: hate and violence.

*headbangs*

"I'm good, though. I'm not good at hitting... but I am The Master Dodger! hahaha... people get really frustrated when they play me."-Rando Noobym

Haha. That's actually pretty cool. Kudos to that kid.

 

[_the_sandman_]

Fool: I've never seen this level before! (Points to the Yoshi Island 64 Level) Whats wrong with the graphics? Its all messed up!
Me: Its from the first game.
Fool: You mean when you first play the game?
Me: No, I mean on Nintendo 64
Fool: What about it?
Me: The first game was on N64.
Fool: Well that doesn't make sense cause Melee is on the Gamecube.
Me: No, there was a Smash Bros game before Melee on the N64.
Fool: Really? I never knew that.
Me: So this is your first time playing this level? After owning the game for 5 years?
Fool: Yeah, we only play on Final Destination.

 

[cyberdemon]

The dumbest thing I've ever heard about smash is:
"What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?"

 

[Corigames]

Maybe not the dumbest thing but basically:

Me: SWD
Them: "_______" (Insert a WTF statement)

 

[BlargCow]

"You have a health cheat on, why won't you die?"

 

[EsteBeatDown]

Hey all! This is a pretty interesting thread. I've laughed quite a bit. Here is my contribution. I think some of you might have already heard this from a previous post, but I will share it again.

It was during a smash gathering I was having at my house a while back. My brother in law, who believes I am the very essence of "cheese" when it comes to smash, was using Marth and I was using my Samus. Well, during our 10 stock match on Final Destination, he manages to send me towards the left of the screen with a smash attack. Now, on normal terms, I would have never made it back to the ledge, seeing as how jump/up b would not have been enough to make it. However, seeing as how I had just learned to do Samus' bomb recovery, I made it to the ledge with ease. My brother in law, already frustrated that I was about to 6 stock him (he suck's, by the way), screamed out in anguish...

"Samus is wearing 1000 pounds of friggin' armor! She should have fallen like a **** rock!"

He's never liked my Samus, and I suspect he hates her even more now.

 

[KevinM]

Pretty much anything teeman has said lol

 

[Freedawk]

Why don't they bleed?!

 

[Virgilijus]

Me playing with a friend. I'm Fox, he's Ganon. The match starts:
Me: "Hold on a sec, I forgot to transform!"
Friend: *Pauses the game and looks incredibly confused*
Me: I'm Fox...I can't transform...I was joking...
Friend: *Lowers head in shame*

 

[Fawriel]

My father managed twice to pick Captain Falcon and then wonder why he doesn't have his laser.

 

[victra♥]

When these guys
http://www.smashwiki.com/wiki/Super_Smash_Boys
post that they are "professionals" on their individual smashwiki pages. (Though i changed it)

I laughed when i first saw their videos. seen here
but I also felt a sharp pain in my heart.

 

[spoonyd]

"I don't like playing 1v1. That bores me so guess I'll leave."

 

[SpikeFiend]

"I've got fifty percent more health than you, so why aren't you dying?"

 

[CutMet]

When somebody was trying to make Smash Conversation.

"Is Ken or Roy better?"

Then Later he said

"I heard Marth plays the best Ken in the world."

It was really quite funny, that he thought that Ken was a character. Of course we told him about his mistake later.

 

[victra♥]

"I heard Marth plays the best Ken in the world."

best one yet xD

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

I agree LOL marth plays the best ken in the world... GENIUS!

 

[Fawriel]

Ahahahahahaha. AWESOME.

 

[Creo]

Best one through the whole thing since page one.

 

[Walgreens Pharmacist]

someone said to me Sheik is easy to master.......
i laughed hard.....
then i beat them with Sheik until he quit playing......

 

[victra♥]

thats mean.
Your the nub in that situation.
No matter how nub a person is, you shouldn't get them to lose their self-esteem and make them quit playing. >.>

 

[Walgreens Pharmacist]

thats mean.
Your the nub in that situation.
No matter how nub a person is, you shouldn't get them to lose their self-esteem and make them quit playing. >.>

i meant the night, he didn't quit all together...

it's stupid and ignorant to say sheik is easy to master, b/c she's not.
she is REALLY easy to play though, but mastering is another story

 

[victra♥]

i agree with the fact that mastering sheik is difficult...

But the way you worded "i beat [him] with Sheik until he quit playing......"
I assumed you meant he quit entirely

 

[Walgreens Pharmacist]

i agree with the fact that mastering sheik is difficult...

But the way you worded "i beat [him] with Sheik until he quit playing......"
I assumed you meant he quit entirely

he almost had to, but he bought a new controller

 

[CutMet]

Wait why did he buy a new controller? Did he break his from like frustration?

 

[Creo]

Random question but do you work at Walgreens?

I once fought this kid who always said I suck then I smashed him and two of his friends on a 3 on one. He thought I was god then.

 

[Walgreens Pharmacist]

Random question but do you work at Walgreens?

I once fought this kid who always said I suck then I smashed him and two of his friends on a 3 on one. He thought I was god then.

yeah i do, but im actually an overnight cashier

i thought pharmacist sounded cool for a doc player though

yes, he broke it obviously, lol

 

[FaceFaceMcFace]

Okay, last night I was trying to teach a friend some of the advanced techs through AIM, and some things were said that REQUIRED me to save the conversation.

NoobityNoobNoob: WOAH!!!
NoobityNoobNoob: LINK WENT ALL SLOW-MO AND FLASHED!!!
NoobityNoobNoob: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?


NoobityNoobNoob: Also, I just grappled onto Final Destination with my Hookshot.
NoobityNoobNoob: You've done that before, right?
Me: ....Yeah
NoobityNoobNoob: It seems...rather useless.
NoobityNoobNoob: I fell.
Me: Thats freaking essential for adult link but not so much so for Y.Link
Me: uh, press up or jump after hooking onto the edge
NoobityNoobNoob: I mean, I hooked onto the bottom.
NoobityNoobNoob: Of the stage.
Me: yes, the side of the stage
Me: I know
Me: I could DEFINITELY **** you with bowser XD
NoobityNoobNoob: Then tell me how you'd counter my normal moves.
NoobityNoobNoob: TELL ME.

Good times.

 

[Root]

Wouldn't it be "Wouldn't it be guys, not guy's?"

Wouldn't it be, "Wouldn't it be 'Wouldn't it be guys, not guy's? ' "

 

[Pythag]

"Why is there a double jump??? Tthat completely violates the laws of physics!!!"

 

[EchoTheDo]

I was trying to train a kid whod never played and he said

"whose your main"
I said marth
"Mark? like mark wahlberg, he's not a nintendo player"

 

[_the_sandman_]

Eskimos don't use mallets!

 

[Johnknight1]

"I've got fifty percent more health than you, so why aren't you dying?"

^^^^ Best post...EVER!

Seriously though this is pretty retarted!

"Why is this game 2D! Everyone knows all 2D games suck, and involve no skill!"

I lmao off so hard I think I cried!