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Smash Apprentice
And thats precisly why you're a n00b you presume too much, when i'm done with RE the real training begins.
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?
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LOL! Funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Two people who both signed up this year with low post counts fighting over who is more n00b in a thread about things that are stupid...
"...but you won't beat me with them [AT] alone you will need allot more to get up to my skill."
"...but you won't beat me with them [AT] alone you will need allot more to get up to my skill."
freddo
Smash Journeyman
In a team match, my opponent said to me and my team partner:
'This is unfair, you guys are ganging me!'
Me and a mate were watching an old team vid where fox's Firefox was stopped by a sheik needle and then the fox quickly initiated another Firefox, but my friend didn't see the needle between the two Firefoxs and said:
'Whoa, I think this guy can Firefox cancel!'
This same guys also said to me:
'I was practicing falco's short hop double laser today. I don't think he can do it.'
lol He has since quit smash, no natural ability at all - as you can see.
'This is unfair, you guys are ganging me!'
Me and a mate were watching an old team vid where fox's Firefox was stopped by a sheik needle and then the fox quickly initiated another Firefox, but my friend didn't see the needle between the two Firefoxs and said:
'Whoa, I think this guy can Firefox cancel!'
This same guys also said to me:
'I was practicing falco's short hop double laser today. I don't think he can do it.'
lol He has since quit smash, no natural ability at all - as you can see.
capncone
Smash Apprentice
Too many quotes. Those guys are all completely oblivious to any professional ability at all. Did I see one guy say he was the master of Falco? And one person say his little sister is the best Ice Climber? I guess Wobbles is out of his league then.
Just wow.
180OP
Smash Journeyman
hahahaha good find. I miss the days when I was oblivious to the adv competitive scene. A lot of Link fans.
Blackadder
Smash Master
*N00b comes down on me with Links dair, I fly up and get K.O'd*
"HA DIDU SEE THAT!!?!?! IM SO MCH BETTA THAN U!!"
*Does the same to him later in the match*
N00b: "OMG THAT WAS SUCH A CHEAP SHOT ITS JUST GAY AND I'M LINK AND YOUR GANNON, I HAVE TO WIN THE GAME SAYS SO"
Toser.
"HA DIDU SEE THAT!!?!?! IM SO MCH BETTA THAN U!!"
*Does the same to him later in the match*
N00b: "OMG THAT WAS SUCH A CHEAP SHOT ITS JUST GAY AND I'M LINK AND YOUR GANNON, I HAVE TO WIN THE GAME SAYS SO"
Toser.
-PM-
Smash Ace
im playing a game with my friend and im getting all the characters for him and im in classic mode and he goes OMG THERES A LEFT HAND I DIDNT KNOW THAT =O
i couldnt help but laugh =]
i couldnt help but laugh =]
180OP
Smash Journeyman
hHaha. You know he does have a point though. It's no good if your friend is a noob and you're hardowning him. I like to switch items on with my friends and just screw around chuck items at em when they are trying to recover. It's fun.
I agree. Some people here have really elitist mindsets, as if it's every players *duty* to know advanced techs and whatnot. Of course it's no fun being completely owned by someone without a chance to defend yourself. That's like playing cards against someone who automatically has all aces.
Someone who uses all tricks in the book to defeat a friend who wouldn't even win if the game were played normally, should really think about whether they take the game too seriously.
Go ahead, do me the honor of quoting this as the dumbest thing you've ever heard, I know you want to.
Someone who uses all tricks in the book to defeat a friend who wouldn't even win if the game were played normally, should really think about whether they take the game too seriously.
Go ahead, do me the honor of quoting this as the dumbest thing you've ever heard, I know you want to.
squaminator
Smash Ace
thats just a really bad analogy. Its more like playing table tennis against somebody who puts massive spin on the ball every time he hits it, while you just try to hit it back.
Giggidax
Smash Ace
this guy is jus too dumb
lol!! jp, wat u say is sort of true
. i myself like to take the game serious because it will help me improve a little bit overall. i usually use 4 characters, but if im playing my noob friends i like to mess around with characters i dont main.
jigglypuff is so awesome O_O
dumbest thing :
i told my friend that ur spose to mash buttons to get out of grabs faster
he says "no i think its just a certain button, like L-Cancelling on the wall u know?"
when he says L-cancelling on the wall he means wall teching lol!
SwordofMarth
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jun 30, 2007
- Messages
- 12
"What? I attacked and i went right through you!"
"Roy is the best character in the game"
"Mewtwo gets a boost from pokemon stadium."
"Roy is the best character in the game"
"Mewtwo gets a boost from pokemon stadium."
Takeshi245
Smash Champion
It went along the lines of "Marth and Roy are cheap because of their counter."
Jet_Kirby
Smash Cadet
The dumbest thing I have ever heard about smash hmmmmm lemme think...
Oh yeah "ok guys no attacking each other this game"
he was playing against computers.
Oh yeah "ok guys no attacking each other this game"
he was playing against computers.
Smo
Smash Journeyman
"How did you get your character so strong? Mine sucks!"
I had this one guy who would play as any character that I played as because he thought that it was the character that made the player :S.
"A attacks are pointless. You can win with just B"
"How do you use all those moves? You aren't even touching the C-stick!"
"Kirby is the best character in the game. His down and B makes him invincible to everything, he can fly and the best thing is he can eat his enemies. Oh, and he has a hammer!"
I was having a convo with this guy who like me still plays Smash every night. I'd never spoken to him about Smash before, having only recently learned he played.
Him: I'm amazing at Smash. I've completed it like 134473205824357240 times!
Me: Umm... cool, who do you play as?
Him: Bowser. He's easily the best.
Me: yeah he can be pretty good if you know how to use Whirling Fortress well.
Him: What? That's a crap move.
I explain the pros of WF.
Him: OK whatever. Who do you play as?
Me: The coolest and fastest char in the game
Him: Link?
(WTF????)
Me: No, Fox.
Him: Falco's faster than him. Besides all his moves are so ****.
Me: No... really no... you know that his reflector is widely considered to be the best move in the game?
Him: That sucks! It only reflects projectiles! The best move in the game is easily Falcon Punch have you seen how powerful that is?
I Lol'd
I had this one guy who would play as any character that I played as because he thought that it was the character that made the player :S.
"A attacks are pointless. You can win with just B"
"How do you use all those moves? You aren't even touching the C-stick!"
"Kirby is the best character in the game. His down and B makes him invincible to everything, he can fly and the best thing is he can eat his enemies. Oh, and he has a hammer!"
I was having a convo with this guy who like me still plays Smash every night. I'd never spoken to him about Smash before, having only recently learned he played.
Him: I'm amazing at Smash. I've completed it like 134473205824357240 times!
Me: Umm... cool, who do you play as?
Him: Bowser. He's easily the best.
Me: yeah he can be pretty good if you know how to use Whirling Fortress well.
Him: What? That's a crap move.
I explain the pros of WF.
Him: OK whatever. Who do you play as?
Me: The coolest and fastest char in the game
Him: Link?
(WTF????)
Me: No, Fox.
Him: Falco's faster than him. Besides all his moves are so ****.
Me: No... really no... you know that his reflector is widely considered to be the best move in the game?
Him: That sucks! It only reflects projectiles! The best move in the game is easily Falcon Punch have you seen how powerful that is?
I Lol'd
Shazz
Smash Journeyman
"You know, I bet all the pros use the hard characters like G&W and Kirby." That's not really dumb per se, but it's the dumbest I ever managed to pull off during my early days. I'm too smart for this thread.
sexysanta73
Smash Apprentice
I've seen a review that stated this game had no depth at all; that has to be up there with the dumbest.
wwkd
Smash Rookie
do u still play wow?
nah i play ssbm..
what does ssbm mean?
nah i play ssbm..
what does ssbm mean?
vincentninja68
Smash Apprentice
"This game is balanced".
"You shouldn't edge hog, it's unfair and cheap."
"You shouldn't edge hog, it's unfair and cheap."
FalcoNoJutsu
Smash Apprentice
Mewtwo gets a boost from pokemon stadium??? LOLOLOL!!!!!
This one guy i kinda know said melee was dumb because there's no blood in it.....
Then bout a week later the same guy says, "What do u get when u mix mario and pikachu"(referring to melee)....the other 6 or 7 of us didn't say anything....we just kept playin....then he goes, "A really gay game and laughs".....we just sat there and kept playin...nobody else laughed except him.....
slikvik
Smash Master
u asked for it
Aesir
Smash Master
>_> the game were played normally? whats the 'normal' way of playing it? lolz amazing
"OH man I love the falcon punch its the best move in the game" - some kid at burger king when a bunch of us were there.
"OH man I love the falcon punch its the best move in the game" - some kid at burger king when a bunch of us were there.
muesli
Smash Journeyman
Hmm... I think these are the funniest! More or less.
'Ness is better than Falco'
'Stop grabbing me'
'You only can do the same'
'LOL you survived a Dair of Ganondorf with 289% on FD' (I was standing on the ground) >> I did it really^^
muesli
'Ness is better than Falco'
'Stop grabbing me'
'You only can do the same'
'LOL you survived a Dair of Ganondorf with 289% on FD' (I was standing on the ground) >> I did it really^^
muesli
daytripper
Smash Cadet
"I'm not used to you guys using shields."
Haruno Kotetsu
Smash Ace
"Isnt wavedashing when you dash and your invincible?"
R0D4N
Smash Cadet
Cuz Capt. Falcon goes FALCON....PUNCHHH!!!!
Micheloxx
Smash Ace
OH YEAH I DID HEAR OSMETHING REALLY STUPID FROM A NOOB, he siad that edge-hogging was cheat jajajjaa
ecstatic
Smash Journeyman
"This game is about as deep as Paris Hilton in a kiddy pool." -X Play
That was the moment where I hated X Play (I never liked it before then, though, but it was then that I REALLY hated it.)
That was the moment where I hated X Play (I never liked it before then, though, but it was then that I REALLY hated it.)
Aesir
Smash Master
^ isn't that the same guy who gave kingdom hearts 1 like a 4? yeah I think that should say something about his creditability. >_>
Brino
Smash Cadet
This was by some nub.
"If it's one thing i'm king of Smash Bros."
After a comment about SHFFL
"I don't know how you make up these ******** names for Smash techs no one uses"
"If it's one thing i'm king of Smash Bros."
After a comment about SHFFL
"I don't know how you make up these ******** names for Smash techs no one uses"
1wingedangel
Smash Apprentice
The dumbest thing I've ever heard is:
Ness and Young Link should be top tier.
greets
1wingedangel
Ness and Young Link should be top tier.
greets
1wingedangel
Coolcwer19
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2007
- Messages
- 5
" I can fly with Mewtwo!"
"Mewtwo is the best character in the game, next to Roy. Marth, fox, and everyone else sucks."
" Theres this cheat code in melee, if you do this thing with Mewtwo, he goes red and gets more powerfull for 30 seconds!! I'm not telling you though.."
Then I asked if he knew how to fly with peach, and he said no, LOL.
so I told him, and he said he tried it and it didn't work...
"Mewtwo is the best character in the game, next to Roy. Marth, fox, and everyone else sucks."
" Theres this cheat code in melee, if you do this thing with Mewtwo, he goes red and gets more powerfull for 30 seconds!! I'm not telling you though.."
Then I asked if he knew how to fly with peach, and he said no, LOL.
so I told him, and he said he tried it and it didn't work...
foxmaster101
Smash Cadet
"i hope they take foxes shine out of brawl"
"what difference does shorthopping make"
"u keep spamming wavedash"
"what difference does shorthopping make"
"u keep spamming wavedash"
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