What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[GreatNinja]

I was playing this friend of mine in smash bros. He was kirby and he charged up a smash attack and I (ganondorf) rolled behind him just before he released it. I then gerudo punched him up and spiked him into the ceiling. He then exploded in a rage and screamed out "How did you roll? Your'e cheating!"

 

[squaminator]

Some skinny noob was looking at me and my friends playing free-for-all four-player Smash, and he was like "I eat you noobs for breakfast." My friend stepped up and said, "Let's play a match then." The skinny a$$ said, "Allright." It was a Sheik Ditto, the noob got owned, 1-stocked out of 2.

Anyone who does this crap is an idiot.

lets see here. 2 stock matches... free for all... yep. this is the dumbest thing i've heard someone say about smash.

 

[Aiko]

I think he meant he took 1 stock out of 2 games

 

[Mysteryfox1]

"Hay guyz, did u knoe u can touch teh gunz under teh Great Fox, LOL?!"

I already knew that after my first day playing

 

[Pariah]

Some noob at my school challenged me to a kirby ditto. I beat him. So now, he's all, "Kirby's so broken, use Marth". I don't think he knew Marth was my other main. So now, he says, "I'm playing kirby." So we had another kirby ditto. He missed three kirbycides and had one stock left.

So he floated out off stage(kirby general no-no, considering how far he was), and he was waiting for me to bair him. My kirby ran offstage and swallowed him. He screamed a lot of stuff I'd get in trouble for saying here.

Instant pwnage.

 

[demondude]

"i could kill jigglypuff with roy without losing any lives

Later

"WTF"

 

[Sliq]

I was playing this friend of mine in smash bros. He was kirby and he charged up a smash attack and I (ganondorf) rolled behind him just before he released it. I then gerudo punched him up and spiked him into the ceiling. He then exploded in a rage and screamed out "How did you roll? Your'e cheating!"

Right there. That is the "newbiest" thing I have ever heard, which is different than "noobiest," but still just as funny.

 

[Creo]

Today this n00b I need to face in school said "Ken sucks and I would pwn you..."
Ohh this Sunday he's in for it...

 

[JIMBOOOO]

I went to the "Epic TGM Mr. 3000 Tournament" in houston (my friend, TGM, hosted majority since 3000 was busy.) and I ran into Side Effect's little cousin. He challenged me to a match, and called himself Wabbles. I knew this guy wasn't Wabbles, because the real Wabbles showed up.

Well, the guy chose Falcon and he said "I strike Fox, Falco, Marth, Shiek, Peach, and anyone who counters Falcon." Yeah, I'm a Mario player, it was one of the easiest 4-stocks ever.

Oh yeah, by the way, I havea question: How come people refure to others who aren't good as "skinny *** n00bs?" Where did they find the time to look at someone's *** anyways? I'm just curious...

 

[robyextreme]

Someone telling me they are good at comboing with sheik.

 

[Foxman15]

"Fox is so cheap." This was said in response to me kicking their a**.

My response: "You can use Fox also, the game lets you choose whichever character you want. And if you do, I would kick your a** anyways because you are a nOOb."

 

[Foxman15]

"What's a short hop?"

 

[chibifibi]

"I could beat you. You don't know my Marth."

 

[Creo]

Hey Fox dude... don't keep double posting.

 

[Johnknight1]

The story behind my sig explains the stupidest thing I ever head anyone say about smash. Some kid tells me he'll own me, so then I face him (me link, him mario), and my sig tells the tale. Saying "N00B" as I walked out that door never felt so good, and probably will never feel so good, or be sooo funny=the look on his face=lol!!! Had to be there!

 

[shadepaw]

'Kirbycide is so cheap, why can't you win using proper moves?' When I use kirbycide for his final stock.

 

[strider43]

A friend of mine said "Why would you jump and then attack when you can just not waste time and attack on the ground. Staying on the ground is faster. You can go jumping and attacking while I'm gonna stay down here and attack you by F-smashing"

10 seconds later i pwned him.

 

[Johnknight1]

A friend of mine said "Why would you jump and then attack when you can just not waste time and attack on the ground. Staying on the ground is faster. You can go jumping and attacking while I'm gonna stay down here and attack you by F-smashing"

10 seconds later i pwned him.

Okay this is official news: That has got to be the noobiest/funniest stupid thing ever said about smash! Congratz, you beat mine/my sig!

 

[strider43]

hey johnknight isn't little link already in smash?

 

[Johnknight1]

hey johnknight isn't little link already in smash?

Young Link was in SSBM, but chances are he won't be returning. My hopes are Wind Waker Link (the one in my sig, also referered to as cel-shaded Link) will make it into SSBB, but he's not confirmed. Chances are if YLink returns, WW Link will sorta replace him, and make him more original, rather than a clone off Link.

 

[strider43]

cool but i hope he isn't changed to much, i like Ylink now. Maybe give him more knock back attacks?

 

[Johnknight1]

cool but i hope he isn't changed to much, i like Ylink now. Maybe give him more knock back attacks?

The basis of YLink would stay, of course, but some neat neew features/attacks would probably come to. Considering how awsome WW Link is, and how good at making characters Sakurai is, I'd say WW Link would obviously be a good pick, and would keep the same old YLink feeling, with a good new twist, and lots of coll new attacks and features. In otheer words, he'll be the same, but sorta luigified, and totally upgraded most likely if this is done by our main man Sakurai!

 

[Press22]

"you can't beat my marth, I am unstoppable and I shall defeat all"
I pwned him with my fox and after that he has the nerve to say, "You got lucky I shall still win, You cheat with those dumb Shines"

First of all, unless you're using action replay or doing something against the rules you're not cheating.
Hehe don't u think im a dork for writing wit good gramm3r?

 

[Johnknight1]

"you can't beat my marth, I am unstoppable and I shall defeat all"
I pwned him with my fox and after that he has the nerve to say, "You got lucky I shall still win, You cheat with those dumb Shines"

First of all, unless you're using action replay or doing something against the rules you're not cheating.
Hehe don't u think im a dork for writing wit good gramm3r?

God, I wish my gramm3r was as good as urs!

 

[Creo]

If you guy's ever decipher my grammer, it is intelligent and perfect... Like Tingle.

 

[Pyr0]

So...

I was playing with 2 friends @ an aracde, After countelss speedy matches,
We decided to do a "Heavyweight Mach" I chose Donkey Kong, and my friends chose Bowser and Ganon.

So I air-juggled pwnt Ganon, the match was:

DK: 4 stocks
Bow: 2 stocks
Gan: 0 stocks -out-

And then I just overheard something a spectator (we had about 15 guys watching us, since we all use advanced techs, they were like "OMG pwnz0r!").

He said:

"If this was the Nintendo 64 game, I would pwn that donkey kong with Bowser; Bowser is the best character in the N64 Game, but he got real bad in Melee."

I didnt say anything for pity, but I was laughing in my mind.

 

[Creo]

Unlike him... Mach it not spelled mach... it is match. I will have mine next.

 

[Johnknight1]

If you guy's ever decipher my grammer, it is intelligent and perfect... Like Tingle.

Hopefully you don't wear the same outfit=jk!

I hope none of you can make that same exact face!

 

[Creo]

Hopefully you don't wear the same outfit=jk!

I hope none of you can make that same exact face!

I do switch off to my Link or Tingle occasionally.

I can... I want that to come to U.S. so bad.

Did anyone notice on the label it is Cero and I am Creo.

 

[squaminator]

If you guy's ever decipher my grammer, it is intelligent and perfect... Like Tingle.

wouldn't it be guys, not guy's?

 

[HideousBeing]

n00b: Are you saying that Marth and Roy don't have a single move that's the same? Hah! I'll have to see that to believe it!

 

[Zane Fleia]

wouldn't it be guys, not guy's?

Wouldn't it be "Wouldn't it be guys, not guy's?"

 

[KevinM]

I like this thread because half the idiots that post say the dumbest things I've ever heard about smash.

 

[Junpappy]

God, I wish my gramm3r was as good as urs!

technically, TECHNICALLY, it would be gramm4r.

And if there was sarcasm there/intentional misspelling....

 

[Creo]

Wouldn't it be "Wouldn't it be guys, not guy's?"

No...it is guy's.

 

[I feel asleep]

WAY WAY WAY back in the day, i was at a tournament with Taj and Glide.

well, after the tournament, Taj took first, and i took second. anyways, they had soul calibur 2 set up for people waiting. but later the tourny was done and such, this one random guy(the one who brought SC2) says, "man, why do you guys play that button masher? i could beat you both just by mashing some buttons" this was a tournament Taj decided to play bowser 1-handed for the most part. but yeah. long sotry short smash=button masher=LoLz.

 

[KevinM]

Me and Sliq own this thread lolz

 

[Creo]

How about...no you don't. I own the thread.(joking)

 

[g0nz02]

My favorite dumb things are the people on this very thread who hold wavedashing as some form of being godly at Smash.

Thank you for brightening my day.

 

[Creo]

Okay...Anyways,

One time, I was at the Mall and I overheard this kid say,"Sakurai probably doesn't even know how to play smash". After I heard that, We played Melee on the screen and I pwnd him.