Blue Flash
Smash Apprentice
Here are all the johns that my scrubby friend(if I could even call him that) said to me
1) He was using Snake and I was using Kirby. I threw him off the stage and then he used Up+B. I spit him out and made him fall to his doom.
Him: HEY! It doesn't take skill to spit someone out while they're recovering!
Me: .....
2) I used the Gonzo Combo on him after he used Pit's Arrows on me. Then I used Bair 2x and KO'd him.
Him: It doesn't take skill to use the same Aerials 2x in a row!
Me: It doesn't take skill to spam Arrows either.
3) I was fighting his Pokemon Trainer on Corneria(which he counterpicked). His Charizard was at 90%, and he used Pokemon Change. Once Squirtle came out, I used USmash and Star KO'd him.
Him: It doesn't take skill to attack somebody right after they do Pokemon Change! That's cheating!!! You suck!
4) I swallowed his Falco and then crouched under his lasers. Then I used SHTL on him.
Him: What the heck, that's cheating! Anyone can win if they do a Short Hop then shoot 3 lasers at once.
Me: And anyone with half a brain can use a Reflector o.o
5) I gimped his DK with Stone, and now he's a stock behind.
Him: You're only winning because a song you like is playing!
Me: So?
Him: *Puts No Contest*
6) I used FThrow and sent Luigi off the stage, then edgehogged him. He used Up+B and fell to his doom when he could have used Green Missile.
Him: It doesn't take skill to throw someone off the stage and then grab the ledge.
7) MetaKnight drops from the ledge and then I Swallowcide him.
Him: It doesn't take skill to use Kirbycides, or use Kirby period!
Me: And it takes skill to use MetaKnight and keep pressing B?
*5 Seconds Later*
Master Hand: NO CONTEST
...I guess that's it. If I can remember any more, I'll post them.
1) He was using Snake and I was using Kirby. I threw him off the stage and then he used Up+B. I spit him out and made him fall to his doom.
Him: HEY! It doesn't take skill to spit someone out while they're recovering!
Me: .....
2) I used the Gonzo Combo on him after he used Pit's Arrows on me. Then I used Bair 2x and KO'd him.
Him: It doesn't take skill to use the same Aerials 2x in a row!
Me: It doesn't take skill to spam Arrows either.
3) I was fighting his Pokemon Trainer on Corneria(which he counterpicked). His Charizard was at 90%, and he used Pokemon Change. Once Squirtle came out, I used USmash and Star KO'd him.
Him: It doesn't take skill to attack somebody right after they do Pokemon Change! That's cheating!!! You suck!
4) I swallowed his Falco and then crouched under his lasers. Then I used SHTL on him.
Him: What the heck, that's cheating! Anyone can win if they do a Short Hop then shoot 3 lasers at once.
Me: And anyone with half a brain can use a Reflector o.o
5) I gimped his DK with Stone, and now he's a stock behind.
Him: You're only winning because a song you like is playing!
Me: So?
Him: *Puts No Contest*
6) I used FThrow and sent Luigi off the stage, then edgehogged him. He used Up+B and fell to his doom when he could have used Green Missile.
Him: It doesn't take skill to throw someone off the stage and then grab the ledge.
7) MetaKnight drops from the ledge and then I Swallowcide him.
Him: It doesn't take skill to use Kirbycides, or use Kirby period!
Me: And it takes skill to use MetaKnight and keep pressing B?
*5 Seconds Later*
Master Hand: NO CONTEST
...I guess that's it. If I can remember any more, I'll post them.