What if you met...

[Starmanclock]

192. Smash every electronic in the store, ask for a refund.
193. Pretend to be possessed by Satan.

 

[Dr_Twist]

194. pretend to be the greeter and say to everybody that walks in "welcome to wal-mart get your s*** and get out.............have a nice day!!
195.open the bagel bags and start throwing them at the glass bottle to see if you have good aim
196.use the milk jugs as pins and bowl using the basketballs

 

[NinjaFoxX]

197.Enter the store in a heavy trench coat. Head directly to the trading cards. Began randomly opening packs. Slit rists with variours cards and shoot yourself in the foot with a cossbow....Then walk up grab a cart and continue shopping.

198.yell Tengo un gato en mis pantalones

199.Enter with four other men into the building and reinact the YMCA music video.

200!Film a reality TV show entitled "1000 ways to get banned from Walmart"

201.Hit on the manger.

202.Take a super soaker and drench all of the hanging infomercials on the cieling.

203:
1.Find moose
2.pull down pants
3.**** moose

204.Pluck and skin a live ostrich and roast slowly over a burning hobo.

205(mah area code).1 word. BATMAN

206.Batman V.s Supperman, Crusifixation

207.Scream at the top of your lungs the Mexican Anthem.

208.Yell, Bush is not a dumb@$$

209.Yell, Al Gore is right. The world is doomed. Everyone your all sinin. Throw away your material possesions and take a more humble lifestyle. One of the wide out doors. One of naturality. One of (if your not dead by now you should be)

210.Shake all the Pepsis. Start a bonfire with huggys. Set Pepsis in fire. Roast marshmallows.

211.Fall asleep

212.Pole dance on the clothes racks.

213.(If a dude) put on the female underware
(A chick) put on dudes underware on and walk in slo-mo

214.Tackle someone and perform CPR

215.ask if this looks like a "Q" to you...

216.Bring a vibrator and "probe" every one

217.start screaming that the computers have finally taken over the world, then start attacking the monitors/other hardware with various items that are expensive and break fairly easily

218.Burn. Burn it all down. Then admit you were under mind control.

219.Drink all the dew eat all the dorritoes then smoke all the pall mall brand cigs.

220.do this to the manager...

 

[chibifibi]

221. Jump rope naked somewhere in plain sight in the store.

****it, sorry, I thought I had unchecked the signature. I apologize mods and everyone.

 

[virtualgamecafe]

221. Jump rope naked somewhere in plain sight in the store.

****it, sorry, I thought I had unchecked the signature. I apologize mods and everyone.

UNCHECK SIG?!?!?! oh man crap *bites nails*
sorry mods...
222. grab lemonade bottles...you know what to do


223. grab a random kid pay them to set the manager and a dog afire and the dog will run and catch anything on fire put a pool of whater there befor you pay the kid and put pool of pee there for the manager pay the dog 10000000 treats and some hair grow shampoo

224. get a water gun that looks like a gun go to a man with dark colered skin pretend to be selling drugs then when the man says no pull out the gun and point it st a kid/girl pull out your OTHER water gun that looks like a gun tell the to say " i am on tv" then shoot them with water then run away screaming

Spoiler

the power is yours you ****ing b****-a**** fools" (no i did not say it its just funny)

 

[flaco]

just a reminder please don't post with your signature

 

[virtualgamecafe]

224. act lika a ****** and go into the girls/boys bathroom then go tackle some1. 225.get some hershe's and go into the bathroom of ur gender then when ur in pretendo to poo on the ploor by squating and droping the hershe's and walk out and drop some too OR brab hershes and a bottle of lemenade and (only if ur a guy) pull out the hershes and do what i said ^^^ then go to the stall open the lemonade and pretend to pee then when u come out drip some of the lemonade onto the floor and(it should be in the front of ur pants then walk to the manager and pretend to pee with whats left of the bottle

PS: dont pay for the drink.

 

[MASTER_VOID]

Go into the toy section....grab some marbles throw them at the isle shouting i choose you pikachu.....throw them at people and say go pokeball

 

[agentli]

226. recreate a scene of Saving Private Ryan in the store.

 

[virtualgamecafe]

use peach over and b (slam butt) on opposite gender random...

 

[pikachun00b7]

228. make a porn video in the middle of the store.
229. Eat the manager.
230. When the manager is half eaten(yet still alive) do his wife right in front of him.

 

[Dr_Twist]

231: buy a tv then try to sell it to the manager but when he says no, get mad and throw it at the cashier

 

[ti83pop]

232.)Walk in the bathroom with a 2-liter lemonade/Mntn. Dew (fizzy is better) and go in a stall. Open the bottle and start pouring it in the toilet. Make sure there are tons of people there to listen. Stop halfway and make like "grr..." noises and flush. Resume. Then walk out with the bottle in your pants. Or 2 in your shirt. Whatever floats your boat.

233.) Have you and like 20 friends on the little video game isle. Have one with a Giant nerf gun and you start doing the matrix. Have the other 19 people take the bullet things and start squat-running at you holding the ammo right above you, like matrix, but with self guided bullets.

234.) Insert another annoying dirty thing here. (Anything dirty should get you banned from soccer mom world :-|)

 

[Blue Enchiladas]

Ride naked in a shopping cart, throwing Lucky Charms in the air and screaming, "YE CAN"T TAKE ME LUCKY CHARMS" like a leprechaun.

 

[TJK1997]

235-Yell Wal Mart sucks Wal Mart sucks and proceed to beat the **** out of everyone

 

[Dr_Twist]

236: buy some jeans then pee on them then try to put them back but throw them into the employee's face!!

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

237: take a carton of eggs and just throw them everywhere
238: yell "The end is upon us repent sinner REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!"
239: run up to somebody start shaking them and start saying "Twenty dollars for some booty hole...Twenty dollars for your booty hole!!!!!!!!!"

 

[i_eat_fried_worms]

240-on st. patrick's day, yell c'mon laddie, let's go catch me a leprechaun. then destroy the card aisle(it's all green for patricks).

 

[DSMANIAC92]

241-come in with a box of rotton tomatoes and through them at employees as you yell "I JIZZED IN ALL OF THESE!"

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

242:Wear any clothes from Target(People wonder why I don't go to Wal-Mart).

 

[buddy9246]

243: Lock the manager in a round room and tell him to go pee in a corner

 

[NinjaFoxX]

244.put a baby in a box, and give it to the ppl at the return , run and tell them "it yours now HAHA"

 

[Wrath`]

245:
Slap the smile guy wheil yelling "wal-mart pays immagrents less

 

[thecheat]

246: Go into a dark corner, wait for a strange sound, and then start screaming " Help! The hodag moved the rock!"

 

[Linkster47]

247: Get a nonflamible bottle and fill it with napalm, then run around and squirt it in peoples faces.
248: Run around and kick everyone in the nuts with metal tipped boots.
249: Push a rack over and create a domino effect.
250: Blow the store up with a tank.(family guy)

 

[Kalmetam]

251. Take Sylvesters spare heavy weight and drop it on the piano and have keys land into the managers mouth and he'll swallow them

252. Play golf and pretend the valuable glass things are the holes. You get a hole-in-one every single time!

 

[TheWounded]

253. Have a Redneck bonfire in the middle of the beer isle
254. Go squirrel huntin in the garden isle

 

[Numa Dude]

255. sleep with the managers wife/mom/sister/daughter.

 

[buddy9246]

lock the doors, permanetly

 

[Kalmetam]

257: Make it snow baby powder from the ceiling
258: Put Rotten Food in the air vent
259: Set the manager on fire and say "Boomshakalakalaka"
260: Add and rearrange letters on the sign to say Balls-Fart

 

[Numa Dude]

261. Do an entire Dane cook routine in the middle of the store.

 

[Wrath`]

262: put shaving cream into all the cash registers

 

[buddy9246]

263: run around the store singing "we are family!"

idk if that has already been said

 

[Numa Dude]

264: Rock out with your **** out.
265: Hang out with your wang out.

 

[TJK1997]

266-Take all of the items and then go to the store manager and wave them in front of his/her face.

 

[WaterTails]

267: set out all the store's inflammable trash cans and light the store on fire. Tell them there's inflammable cans right there...

 

[Da Man]

I know nothing about Wal-Mart since i'm english but I'll try anyway.

268: Do Nothing
269: Run around the store naked saying "Asda is better"
270: Kill the store manager with a razor sharp kanata
271: Destroy one of the Wal-Mart stores scattered around USA

 

[Melike]

272: Sing the Llama Song very loudly in people's ears when they're trying to watch DVD's in the electronics aisle.
273: Barge into the security room and start making yo mama jokes

 

[buddy9246]

for those that don't know the llama song:

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

 

[Melo-tone]

274: Throw a t.v on the ground in front of the clerk shouting "YOU SPAWN OF SATAN, YOU SHALL PAY FOR DEVOURING MY SON!"