What if you met...

[NinjaFoxX]

117.dress up like a superhero(preferably superman or batman),and do a strip tease for the kiddies!

118.bring in a gun and screw all the hot girls that work there, then leave a paper that say it was a water gun.

119.eat ALL the "pez candy" and when the guards try to get you, say; "I'm pacman, I'm being chased by the ghosts!, but when I eat a powerpill, beware!", eat what you consider a powerpill (an extasis pill? ) and try to eat the guards

120.sing a couple songs on the loud speaker such as these:

i'm not wearing underwear today!
no im not wearing underwear today!
NOT that ya problyy care,
MUCH about my underwear,
but still i feel the need i gotta ssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy,
that im not wearing underwear,toooo-ddaaaaay!!!!!!

and

and i wont love,.anybody else,when i think about you i touch myself!

and

the baby fell out of the window!
you'd think that his head would be split!
but the baby got vvverrrry,lucky,
and landed in a pile of ****!


these will at least get you kicked out

121.open a bag of lays and chew them up. then spit them on anyone who looks at you.

122.Re-enact the "Say hello to my little friend" scene from scarface

123.This actually happened to me: Buy some cap guns and come in later and shoot all over the place. Trust me it scares the living hell out of people. hahaha it was worth it.

124.build a giant robot to destroy all humans but before it can come in and beat it up and take its main chip out. while everone is praising you, put the chip back in and let it loose on the manager.

125.1.get the biggest mirror you can find
2.break it over the manager's head
3. yell, "SEVEN YEARS OF BAD LUCK, *****!"

 

[Stryks]

Id say OH YEEAAHH!!

What if u met ronald McDonald?

 

[Tera253]

BANG! goes the gun.
What if you met the long piece from TETRIS?
~Tera253~

 

[jigglyppuff8]

126.shoplift
127. drop all of [insert competitor here] prefered shopper gold cards by "accident"
128.take all of your little sibling's baby video games, break into the video games glass, open all the games, and replace them with the baby games and don't forget to leave a calling card.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

129.put in the HI FI system a porn movie, but only the audio

130.first,hijack a loudspeaker.
then,say "welcome customers to walmart world domination center."

131.hijack a loudspeaker and say, "whoever owns the black hdtv outside, give it to me, or i will remove your brain and feed it to the manager. thank you for shopping in my brain, and get the f*ck out."

132.walk up to sum1 & ask "are these lucky charms magicly delicious?"
after they say yes say "well if they're soooooo magically delicious,how come I'm not poppin' a boner right now?"
if they say you are,say "huh.awkwerrrrrrrrrrrd"

133.go to the music seclection and put on the gayest song or thing u can find and turn it up really loud!

134.Open all the bottles of soda and piss in them.

135.put a superglue in the mouth of the manager and then, press it

136.rip the legos open,then build large clumps of legos.
throw them at people's heads(this happened to me recently.it was this morning I had spent the night at my friend Lathem's house <his mongoose name is pilliar in tribute to the rock band>.we were screwin' around & jokingly insulting each other.he then threw a lego motorcycle at my face)

137.Enter with a monster truck like in carmageddon, breaking havoc...


If they don't ban you with this, at least, a very nice vacation in prison you'll get (hey, I talked like Master Yoda )

138.two words...

KILLING SPREE!!!

139.Go to the health department and try on condoms. If you are a chick, try out tampons or pads.

140.Poop in the cash register.

141.Sing the song "I poop on you!" by Triumph the Insult Dog on the intercom.

142.go to the PC section,hook the comps up & surf adult sites,
kill the cashiers,
reenact the tupperware scene from Napoleon Dynamite,only instead of tupperware,use a man's head,
play "a three word story" with a bunch of drunk pals,
pee on the manager,beat people with a bag of cat litter.

143.Conform ever one to a cult cept the manager and get them all to commit sucide by burning them selves alive and hug every one who is not burning.

144.Pay some Iraqi terrorists to nuke a Wal-Mart. You will NOT get banned from Wal-Mart for doing this because there will be no Wal-Mart to get banned from!
HA HA HA!

145.get 2 friends in a shopping cart wiht lit sparklers and have another friend (or 2) push the cart screaming with bullhorns yelling "WALL-MART IS RACIST!"

 

[jigglyppuff8]

146.Ask where the walls are

 

[Xsyven]

147. Strategicly place vagasil in unsuspecting shoppers' carts

My friend did that... and got banned he did.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

148.get a darth vader outfit and run around walmart yelling "feel the power of the dark side" while "force gripping" them in inappropriate places

149.place Kmart posters EVERYWHERE

150.spraypaint "TARGET RULES!" on the walls.

151.cosplay as nirvash and skateboard around the SUBWAY and post eureka and renton forvever posters everywhere and on everyone.
i might do this if i can get nirvash costume mail me one and ill do it and give you the film itll be on.

152.post posters with a dead wal-mart smiley on them...
OR
when you get a sticker from the old people point at him/her and scream AH! GET OFF ME!!

153.pick up a can of beens, place a single dot from a perm. marker on the bar code, attempt to purchase, when they tell you to get a new can because this one wont scan, place a dot on that one too, attempt to buy, repeat x 100, than when the shelf is empty, ask them for more, tey will reply with "sorry sir we're all outta beans". reply "beans? i wanted patatos!

154.have a friend with duct tape hand cuffs on his wrist and ankles (and mouth) put him in a shopping cart and come blazing in, go around the store and exit out

155.go in ask where the bathroom is go into bathroom pull out red sparypaint spary wals seat sink and bottom of shoes thouroghly then come out sprinting and screaming bloody murder

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

156. Have a protest inside the store saying that you would rather have a K-Mart there.

 

[StealthyShadows]

Heh that was a good one, for me. I would cut the strings on those inflatable ball tower (maybe its just my wall-mart) and grab a few ball and bounce them off childrens' heads screaming, "What Now!" I would also de-pants several customers and employees.
Wrapping the employees to the poles with Saran-wrap or duct- tape would also be humerous.

 

[Elemennopee]

157. Shank someone.

 

[Pustulio]

It probably wouldn't talk back to me.

What if you met Engelbert Humperdink?

 

[Dark Yoshi77]

158 Ask if they have a PS3

 

[StealthyShadows]

I don't understand, why would you get kicked out of wal-mart for that?

159- Drive a call into the store and ask where you can get a tune up.

160- Ride a bicycle around the store and then ride away on it.

 

[Elemennopee]

161. Grab the manager's wang.

 

[ti83pop]

162. Employ Elemennopee at wal-mart and insult his meager jokes. Then tell him you were joking. Then he tells you that he doesn't care. Then...im confused XD . (No hard feelings intended XD)

163. I don't think this has been said, but throw random things over the aisle, like bras and fishing poles.

164. Put all the tvs on pbs.

 

[StealthyShadows]

162. Employ Elemennopee at wal-mart and insult his meager jokes. Then tell him you were joking. Then he tells you that he doesn't care. Then...im confused XD . (No hard feelings intended XD).

Lmao, Elemennopee is one whacked out pshychopath. He spends too much time in the hunting section, It really makes me nervous.

 

[Elemennopee]

165. Make a prank call saying it's the manager of wal mart calling to order tons of gay male strippers in Wal Mart.

166. Set off a zombie outbreak inside Wal Mart.

!67. Grab a sniper rifle and shoot the manager's wang.


By the way, what does meager mean?

 

[StealthyShadows]

Meager- Small amount, Insufficent

168- Start your own Game Show in the store

169- Throw merchandise at people screaming "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"

 

[flaco]

170-open the soda cans and drink them in the bathroom lol or just break something I havent gotten banned yet lol.

 

[Tera253]

Tera would do the same thing to him as she did to Ronald McDonald.
~Tera253~

 

[Pustulio]

What if you met Pustulio?

 

[UMBC Super Smasher]

I would want to meet samus, preferably the one from brawl since she looks cuter. What would I do? haha ask for her phone number, of course!

Edit: -rep me and call me a ****** because I make a joke? Give me a break. It's a game forum.

 

[1048576]

If I met Pustulio or whatever, I ask it/him/her what/who it/he/she is.

What if you met Jamie Gold (lucksack 2006 World Series of Poker champion)

 

[Pustulio]

I'd hide.

What if you met a person who would +rep. me and it was you from the future?

EDIT: Ok, who the hell gave me - rep.? That comment is bull**** you don't take rep. from someone just because you don't think they deserve + rep. just don't give them + rep. you jack ***.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

157. Shank someone.

thats the best one(i love that word,lol)
171.shank the manager, and sell his body for 5 bucks

 

[D3monicWolv3s]

172. You beat the cashier with a lawn flamingo.
172. You urinate in the plants.
173. You purposly set yourself on fire and run into the womens bathroom.
174. You create an army of penguins and decide to reinact march of the penguins.
175. You try and sell organs in the bathroom for a cheaper price than walmart.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

you have 172 twice...so...

177.pillrush all the customers(d0c)

 

[lanky_gunner]

178. Grab any and all gift cards and start throwing them like frisbees

 

[Tera253]

BANG!!! goes the gun to Tera's head.

~Tera253~

 

[chibifibi]

179. Start doing jumping jacks at the cash register until you fart.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

180.phone in the SWAT team and tell them you found the weapons of mass destruction

 

[agentli]

181. steal the W from the front of the store

 

[Dr_Twist]

182.pretend to die and sprinkle crack on you and when the manager comes out and get close yell boo!!

 

[LightningBlade]

183.Tell them you are a democrat <_<

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

184: play manhunt (did it)
185: complain that they spelled wall wrong and demand that it be corrected
187:walk up to anyone and yell "WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?!?!?!?!"

 

[Starmanclock]

188. Cut off all the male employees' "MANHOOD".
189. Call everyone a racist remark and tell the manger that "he stole my bike!"

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

189. Call everyone a racist remark and tell the manger that "he stole my bike!"

lol YTMND...
190: walk around with a sandwich sign that says "Blowjobs for a quarter"

 

[virtualgamecafe]

this message has been deleted by staff just kidding i deleted it

 

[Spoon Man]

do what I did:
191: whenever someone gets on the loudspeaker, run around screaming "AARGH, the voices in my head, make them stop" or something to that effect.

I didn't get banned, I was just asked to leave the store, although you could probably continue it by freaking out at them for talking to you...