What if you met...

[Zook]

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[leviathan_]

4. Trying to get a job at Wal-Mart for more than a dollar.

 

[Chuckles]

Opening stuff and putting them back.....

lol.. I know you've done it!

 

[Sensai]

Asking where that smiley face guy is to cut down prices.

 

[pikachun00b7]

Masturbate infront of the clerk

 

[nux23]

ask them to ban u

 

[NinjaFoxX]

get a bat and start smashing ppl in the head and break everything in sight

 

[Pure of Heart]

9. Put underwear on your head, get into a shopping cart and roll down the aisles, claiming to be searching for lost treasure. A.K.A act like a pirate!

 

[Own3dGuerO]

10. Use a chainsaw to cut down the prices Yourself!

 

[NinjaFoxX]

11.drss up as captain planet,and tackle and pummel punch the crap out of people while yellin"captain planet!!!!!!!!!!!",and then once you stop,point your finger atr them and say,"the power is yours,B****"

 

[Zivku]

I'd ask him how the movie stint was going with FOX?

What if you met The Rock?

 

[Stryks]

Id ask him what hes cooking

What if u met Hulk Hogan?

 

[FireBomb]

I can't believe my way to get banned was taken on the VERY FIRST POST. Very well...

12.Buy any combination of items over $100 and pay in pennies.

 

[Own3dGuerO]

13. Bring 11 items in the 10 Item Only line!

(Mwuaha!)

 

[radical00edward]

14. paintball war throughout the entire store.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

i like this one

15.Panik:6:tell a woman that her headlights are on

Sorah:hey!!!!!!!!(punches arm)

Panik:sorry

Sorah:16: play wet buiscut inside and use one of the employees as the buiscut(wet buiscut is a disgusting game involving multiple guys wacking off on a buiscut.and the last guy who cums has to eat it)

 

[Marth/Falco Pro]

11.drss up as captain planet,and tackle and pummel punch the crap out of people while yellin"captain planet!!!!!!!!!!!",and then once you stop,point your finger atr them and say,"the power is yours,B****"

LOL! I love this one!

 

[Wuss]

Step on all the computers on the check out lines, and scream, "IM THE JUGGERNAUT B****"

I know its old, but its golden....

 

[NinjaFoxX]

18. kill the manager ehhehe.

 

[The Burrito of Time]

go to the 10 items only line with 100 items. When they refuse you only buy ten of those things and go back 9 more times.

 

[saberhof]

20.- act like a member of the KkK.

 

[Pure of Heart]

21- Do karaoke in the most horrible singing voice you have.

 

[Own3dGuerO]

22. Go streaking through Wal Mart


(That usually works) =P

 

[dark-war-cloud]

pee on the vegatables and yell, "does this come in extra large?!?" lol

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

Sinks and toilets + gas + match = ...

 

[ace94d]

25. Waterballoon war in the clothing isle.
26. Live There.
27. Shout" OMG LINK IS BOMB DROPPING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!1ONEONEONEELECENSHIFT" throughout the store.

 

[ti83pop]

one word

28. SILLY STRING

...two.
(friend works there for a little money and works as the person who cleans up the messes XD)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

29.plant a knife on the manager
30.plant a gun on a random person and say the manager did it
31.dress up as inuyasha and make a fake tetsiuga and swing down the isles hitting everything and everyone in sight
32.do a ''shoping cart'' inside at night at 3 in the morning into a bunch of electronics(i just did this)
33.throw the cd cases at ppl like shruiken
34.get a 3 liter soda. and start whacking ppl in the head
35.let your ''chain'' hang low......really low

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

Dress up as a Santa and start ringing a bell to get money ... Hmm...

 

[saberhof]

wouldnt that draw attention instead of gettin u banned?...

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Now here's an idea.

WARNING
MATURE CONTENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UdIhSoZqY

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

wouldnt that draw attention instead of gettin u banned?...

Probably, but I just decided to throw it out there because you could get free money.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

Now here's an idea.

WARNING
MATURE CONTENT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_UdIhSoZqY

my eyes they burn

38.make a pez cannon and shoot people

 

[marthsword]

Become and employee. Get a chainsaw and cut an employee in half. Eat his heart, and chew it and then spit it into a bowl. If it's like a paste, give it to the manager and tell him it's strawberry icecream. Then show him the dead body, and explain to him what you did.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

40.plant a bomb in every checkstand and aisle, then go across the street and blow it up

 

[marthsword]

Ask him why any obscure person can get their own reality show.

Maybe that wasn't funny.

What if you met Katie Couric?

 

[ToP CaT]

I would put the moves on her

What if you met Marilyn Manson

 

[chalupa]

41.hogging the stores gamecube for all 24 hours that the stores open while gettin cheetos all over the controller

42. slashing all incoming customers with a toy lightsaber or punching them with hulk hands while making obseane grunting sounds.

43. play and watch pron on every tv in the store

44. Fight the lobsters in the seafood isles and place bets on wich one will win

45. start fishing in the gardens pond and then cook and sell the fish.

 

[marthsword]

Scream. He's scary.

What if you met John Lennon's ghost?

 

[ace94d]

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