What if you met...

[Wave⁂]

windmill or fury everbody into a missle cancel'd SWD to a dthrow charge shot.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

48.wet all the floors and WD all over the place doing various A and B moves

 

[Elemennopee]

49. Start a Genocide.

 

[Wave⁂]

50. ask all the women there for secks.

 

[saberhof]

50. ask all the women there for buttsecks.

fixed....

 

[Elemennopee]

51. Touch a woman's breast.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

52.play fascination maxX on someones head

 

[homsar]

53. Walk down the aisle with your pants down singing "Home on the range"

54. Pee on some cloths and then light them on fire.

55. Use the store as a crack house.

56. Use the store as a strip joint.

57. Use the store as a body dumping place.

58. Ummm... steal? Why has no one mentioned this.

59. Call in a fake hostage situation.

60. Spit in some peoples faces.

61. Chew up the food and put it back in the package.

62. Ride in on a horse.

 

[Elemennopee]

63. Have anal sex with a random girl.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

64. Randomly punch people and use blunt objects.

 

[THE AVENGER]

64.take a dump on a employe when he isint looking

 

[NinjaFoxX]

65.let loose a raging bull

 

[Elemennopee]

66. Have oral sex with a girl.

 

[Fox_Rocks]

67. Bring in your Gamecube controller and a game. Break open the glass to the game case thingy, insert your game and controller, sit back, and play.

 

[THE AVENGER]

68.become an employe an just play smash ageinst costemers

 

[Fox_Rocks]

69. Post "K-Mart Rox Wal-Mart's Sox" posters all over everything?

70. Pretend to be ******** to get free stuff and get caught?

71. Hide in a clothes rack overnight to be the first one to buy something on its launch day.

72. "Sample" all the food by opening it, trying some, and then closing it back up.

 

[Elemennopee]

73. Jump kick the cashier.

 

[Teej]

Hide in all the clothes racks and jump out when someone reaches for that jacket. >:O And if they accidently touch you, call it sexual harrasment, and sue. BAM! There's your Wii funds.

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

Drive a car through the window and run over everything and everyone you see.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

76.open all of the cash registers and shove all of the cah down your pants,then throw all of the coins at people who walk by.

77.pretend(or actually do) to jack off in a corner.

78.enter drunk in the place and ask to the manager;

You; can I left two sandwitches and three beers here, please?

Manager; Of course!

You; BBRRRLLUUUAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!

79.ask for an automatic surcimsizer for your cat,your bird,and the manager,and then say,FREE BLOWJOBS!

80.kill yourself in there,then theyll have to take you out,unless they want to keep you as a rophy for a job well done

81.bring a boom box,and blast tenacious D as high as it will go,and then do a strip tease while it plays "**** her gently"

82.run a round naked saying that the cops are after you for being a rapist.

83."can I get a refund for all this beer and these lighters. You see, they wouldn't blow up your store."

84.walk in in a pimp suit, and go to every working women saying. Wheres my money!?

85.step 1: jack a camera
step 2: go to bathroom
step 3: piss EVERYWHERE except the urinals.
step 4: take pictures of yourself while doing so.
step 5: Hey, maneger? I have photographic evidence of the person who ruined the bathrooms. then run like hell with the camera box. get a cart, and scoot away.

 

[Elemennopee]

86. Piss on a customer waiting in line.

 

[Skler]

I'd call the ghost busters.

What if you met the ghost busters?

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

Shove the cashier out of the way and casually take money out of the cash register. Then grab an empty shopping cart and fill it up with items and the money, then run out of the store and flee to Mexico.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

grab a wal-mart vest and a roll of thoes green poison stickers with the yuck face, hand them out to customers as they enter and tell them to pi$$ off

 

[NinjaFoxX]

89.Dress up as haruko and hit everyone you pass by with your bass gitar

90.Implode the building when you learn that Wallmart is going to take over the world! [/South Park]

91.put cherry bombs in the toilet

92.Pretend the parking lot is a giant Monster Truck course.

93.Spray manure scent in the vehntiilation fan.

94.No one has thought of this yet.....STREAK

95.Act like your in the desert and everyone is a mirage. (All the mirages look like Strawberries.)

96.Go to the frozen fish section, then ask the teller, "Which type of fish would you deem best to murder the unborn innocents with?"

97.Walk in as boy. Leave as a man.

98.walk in a boy leave a woman.

99.Walk in as a woman leave as Michael Jackson.....
Or wait was it Orlando Bloom...? Or...(voice trails off)

 

[Ignatius]

100. Pick up a phone, and dial #96, on most store you should be on the intercom. Enjoy.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

101.let out a big fart on the intercom

 

[THE AVENGER]

102. scream at people in the intercom

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

103. say random disturbing things on the intercom

 

[homsar]

104. Steal something and then the next day walk in with it and get caught.

105. Shake all the pop.

106. Run around in the store with the opposet sexs underware on screaming "IM FREE".

107. Take nails and spread them all over the store.

108. Leave your grabage by the entrance.

 

[Elemennopee]

109. Molest and **** every single child in the store.

 

[Tipo mastr]

110: Bring a pair of bagpipes to the store and play it in the electronics section.

 

[Elemennopee]

111. Penatrate a child continuously.

 

[5%tax]

112. dial 911 and tell them that the manager of the store was hiding bombs under the counter.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

113. Go up to the manager, sack him, and scream HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT! NEXT I KILL YOU! and storm out of the store

 

[Elemennopee]

114. Expose your genatilia in front of everyone while standing on a latter.

 

[ti83pop]

115. Take the Shampoo and Conditioner Bottles and Watch people come near you and Jump out from an Isle and go * HEEEEEUUGHGHGHGH* And Squirt it on them. Then Run. Fast.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

116. Sneak in at just before it opens, replace the mopping water with PAM, create huge messes, have the staff clean them up then watch the fun begin

 

[flaco]

Well if he met one character from smash brothers,I wanted to be marth and ask him does the shine combo and pillar hurt?lol.
Reminder if you put your signature in these room you might get a warning.

 

[Emersai_the_Prophet]

cruise in the ecto mobile ^ crap he wrote that as i was posting^

what would you do if you met Mr. Kool-Aid