What if you met...

[säpo.]

I'd run away

What is you met Sean Connery?

 

[Vicious Delicious]

I'd tell him to make a sequal to The League of Extrordinary Gentlemen.

What if you met what if you met?

 

[Pustulio]

I'd be confused

What if you met a magnum XL condemn?

 

[commonyoshi]

I'd ask who he was.

What if you met the Candy Man and the Muffin Man?

 

[saberhof]

id say "Omg commonyoshi is back and i didnt know"

What if you met God?

 

[1048576]

I'd ask him to waveshine and fire his blaster at a few of my enemies. He wouldn't do it though. God has better things to do than waste time with my petty grievances.


What if you met Yuna

 

[ChocoboxCrazee]

id ask her to sing. nd then id laugh (= ima NEWCOMER hello pplz XD.

wat if u met freddy krooger?

 

[Zook]

I'd ask him who he is.

What if you met your avatar in avatar form?

 

[1048576]

I'd wonder how much PCP I was taking to come into contact with something that doesn't exist?

What if you met Bill Gates in international waters?

 

[mr_kirbie_II]

I'd say "WhenTheHeck aRe yoU GONNA STaRT ON DAT ZUNE!!!

 

[1048576]

Anyway, since Mr. Kirbie hasn't left anyone for me to meet, I would like to point out that the history textbooks of England are corrupting young children's minds with their blasphemy. Nobody went on fox hunts. It didn't happen. No mortal has the balls to even conceive of attempting to hunt Fox, let alone be successful.

Anyhoo, what if you met the liar who wrote up the English history textbooks.

I'm not worthy *bows to Fox

 

[Dr_Twist]

ill roar loudly



what if you met superman and batman while going to the bathroom

 

[1048576]

I would avoid the urinal.

What if you met a teenager who plays Bridge (the card game your grandmother plays)

 

[Dr_Twist]

i would burn his *** up

what about if you met clinton

 

[Vicious Delicious]

I'd tell him to wear only a little pink thong, walk in the middle of Time Square, do a quick Thriller Dance, and announce his homosexuality.

What if you met Chibi-Robo?

 

[1048576]

i would burn his *** up

Yeah, that's what I thought. Well I'm 17 and I play Bridge, so, let the hunt begin I guess.

Anyway, if I met Chibi-Robo, I'd ask him to play a match of SSBM against Ken.

What if you met the inventor of black licorice jelly beans?

 

[Tera253]

I'd tell him/her that my grandpa is his/her product's greatest fan.
What if you met me?
~Tera253~

 

[1048576]

I'd kill myself of boredom

What if you met George W. Bush?

 

[Pustulio]

I'd tell him that invading Iraq was unneccesary (dumb republicans)

WHat is you met Jason Taylor and Zach Thomas?

 

[1048576]

I'd get a safe distance away, then explain to them how football is as boring as baseball because it stops every four seconds. When it stops, it stops for the better part of a minute. After about five minutes of this grudgingly slow "action," a two-three minute series of commercials is broadcasted.

Anyway, what if you met the leader of the KKK?

 

[Citrussed]

Uh, Kill Him, Run before he gets his cronies on me.


What if you met a stranger who was obsessed with you?

 

[1048576]

Uh, Kill Him, Run before he gets his cronies on me.

What if you met George Washington?

 

[Citrussed]

Nothing.

What if you met a giant marshmellow that could talk?

 

[1048576]

I'd stuff it in the microwave and watch it cook.

What if you met Psyduck (from pokemon)

 

[Stryks]

Id ask him if he wants to go for a swim haha
What if u met morgan freeman?

 

[saberhof]

id ask him if the penguins survived.

what if you met Rusty Shacklefurd?

 

[Stryks]

id say "freeze bounty hunter!"
Speakin of bounty hunters what if u met jango fett?

 

[saberhof]

id tell him to stop posting sigs...

what if you met me?..hmm

 

[1048576]

I'd kill myself of boredom

What if you met (how the hell do you spell Michael) Jackson?

 

[Zodiak-Lucien]

probably shake his hand and thank him for thriller.

What if you met the battletoads?

 

[Tera253]

I'd kill 1048576 of boredom.
What if you met the one who gave Tera253 all her pies?
~Tera253~

 

[1048576]

I would probably be killed from your boredom. The pie person is always the messenger.

What if you met Satan?

 

[cllzzrd]

I would throw holy water on him and run.

what if you met ed terrant? wait, everybody know ed, but what if you met the ugliest dog in the world?

 

[1048576]

I'd laugh, cry, and then drown from my own vomit.

http://y100fm.com/images/wa/uglydog_419.jpg

What if you met Fox McCloud?

 

[Tera253]

Tera would use Falco against him.
What if you met Chuck Norris?
~Tera253~

 

[cllzzrd]

I would roundhouse kick him to the face before he noticed me (give him a taste of his own medicine!)

what if you met metaknight?

 

[1048576]

I'd ask him if he thought he could take Sephiroth.

What if you met OJ Simpson?

 

[NinjaFoxX]

1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

1. Run through the isles in your underwear while throwing skittles at evertyone you see and yelling "Taste the rainbow" non-stop.

 

[Marthmaster92]

GO STREAKING. That'll get ya thrown out.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

What the **** are you all ****ing talking about?

2. Cussing like ****.