Cpu's can really get on your nerves. one time, a black sonic crouch taunted me (sasukebowser has a video showing dark link crouch taunting). The next day, Mario and Donkey Kong meteor smashed me. One falco chaingrabed me! The other dashdanced. WTF? Please share things about cpus that are unusual!
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What do Cpus do that are unusual?
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Smash Legend
Like, all my CPU's dashdance at random times. AND NEVER TRIP!
lol! They have bad DI as well
Bowser King
Have It Your Way
Getting edgehogged by a CPU when you least expect it. Especially when pika's do it. When I ever play a CPU pika (which is rare) I expect to grab the edge with no trouble but the stupid pika jumps off and quickly grabs the edge. Leaving me to fall to my doom.
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Bowser King
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Bowser King
My friend was once playing on a completely boxed in stage (except for the one hole so that you can actually die), but anyways, he was at a really high percentage, around 500%, and he got smash attacked, flew to one wall, bounced off, and on his way to the second, the Wolf jumped and meteor smashed him while he was flying at mach speed. Talk about perfect timing!
nightSN
Smash Ace
mine lucario chaingrab me LOL
dean.
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Ike dair-spiked me when I was regrabbing the edge to renew my invincibility frames.
Pikachu perfect shielded the first hit of Dancing Blade and up-smash me before the second hit came out.
Pikachu perfect shielded the first hit of Dancing Blade and up-smash me before the second hit came out.
Ugg
Smash Champion
CPU's are too good at perfect shielding
My CPU's dashdance occasionally, and they love to meteor smash
Sosuke
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Mith_
Smash Champion
Was it on Lylat Cruise? I think if the CPU kills you while they are on the left side of the ship will cause them to crouch taunt if they learned it from you. The exact same thing that happened in sasuke's vid happened to me.
CPU's react off of button presses which is really gay. If I hit side B while playing as Fox/Falco when I'm fighting Mario then I'm dead.
My <insert any move here, seriously> gets perfect-shield grabbed all the time.
The CPU edgeguarding is gay and they never let you touch the ground either.
CPU gets infinite jumps on Pokemon Stadium 2 for some reason.
ungulateman
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My CPUs taunt me when I die. IN A 4-PLAYER FFA. They just sit there, taunting......
Psychoace
Smash Champion
I had a metaknight pivot grab me today which I found weird.
dean.
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Team match.
I had been star KO'ed, so two CPUs were without opponent temporarily. The Donkey Kong one Fsmashes his team-mate for a KO.
I had been star KO'ed, so two CPUs were without opponent temporarily. The Donkey Kong one Fsmashes his team-mate for a KO.
Psychoace
Smash Champion
Oh yeah I forgot about this.
Wasn't mine but it's still pretty insane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXrnF7Dq0Rg
Wasn't mine but it's still pretty insane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXrnF7Dq0Rg
Semmick
Smash Journeyman
It was doubles, I had ko'd both of the opponents and the second one was being star ko'd on their last stock. the cpu and I just stood there and then the cpu forward smashed me, killing me.
Another time a D3 wall infinitied me
Another time a D3 wall infinitied me
anywhere!!
lol!!! serious?
Quail Man
Smash Apprentice
I got laser locked by a CPU Falco the other day, and a CPU Ganondorf crouch-taunted/teabagged me 7 times after I died once. I can't even remember how many times a CPU has power-shielded all the hits of a multi-hit attack. Oh, they also always suicide on Mute City. And they will randomly edgehog when I miss the sweet-spot on an up-B. And their up tilt/smash/air will always beat out my down air.
TOO GOOD :D
I have had Falco Cpu's laser lock me as well...
Another time I got chain grabbed by a level 9 ddd.
Another time I got chain grabbed by a level 9 ddd.
Skittleman
Smash Rookie
Cpus always footstool me in the air, I find that annoying
They also dont seem to use smashes until 100% then they spam them
That ice climbers combo is crazy!!
They also dont seem to use smashes until 100% then they spam them
That ice climbers combo is crazy!!
Raym
Smash Apprentice
Illomatic
Smash Apprentice
they usually dont taunt unless i do it first lol 
FireKirby7
Smash Lord
I once used Lucas's Dsmash on a Lvl 8 Lucario, he perfect shielded the first hit and grabbed me before the second came out.
Because of stuff like this, it's impossible to beat a CPU in a online sudden death match. You WILL lose.
Also the Pikachu AI is thunder-happy too. Smash 64 had the best AI.
Because of stuff like this, it's impossible to beat a CPU in a online sudden death match. You WILL lose.
Also the Pikachu AI is thunder-happy too. Smash 64 had the best AI.
Katapultar
Smash Lord
CPUs are unusual overall. they have almost perfect aim and they perfect sheild. They are annoying!
Black_Heretic
Smash Lord
Sakurai <.<
Qaomen
Smash Cadet
Today I was attempting Event match #32 on Hard...
First I fall into the lava, and G&W hits me with his [9] while I fly upwards...
...and he killed me by using uAir while I did a second jump (not hitting, but letting me fly offscreen).
I really didn't like that -__-
First I fall into the lava, and G&W hits me with his [9] while I fly upwards...
...and he killed me by using uAir while I did a second jump (not hitting, but letting me fly offscreen).
I really didn't like that -__-
WolfCypher
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CPU's don't know where they want to go.
On Smashville, no matter how far that moving platform is, even if its currently on the far opposite of the screen from where we are, the CPU will run to it, jump on it, turn around, and come back to where I am.
Obsessive? Compulsive?
On Smashville, no matter how far that moving platform is, even if its currently on the far opposite of the screen from where we are, the CPU will run to it, jump on it, turn around, and come back to where I am.
Obsessive? Compulsive?
BBQ°
Smash Champion
The level 9 Meta Knights cancel their glide o.o
brinboy789
Smash Champion
you mean without using the glide attack? that can be useful for mindgames. GA cancel > grab = mindgamez
they perfect shield half my attacks and once i was thunderstorming with ganon and they perfect shielded like 8 of them strait. iwas like o.o die already lol
Problem2
Smash Champion
That Pikachu and the Ice Climbers were amazing
Nidtendofreak
Smash Hero
My CPU Level 9 Ike Jab Cancels into counter, Utilt, and another jab round, and is also amazing with counter. Got me 6 times in a row with the move. -_- I've also had a few CPUs suicide on Flat Zone 2. They just ran off the side of the stage.....