KELLY POOL MANIA TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5th: Jesse - Nawwww, all my balls dropped at once T.T
4th: Andre - ***** be tripping some serious balls. i want a rematch
3rd: Mic - ****, my balls!
2nd: Marty -Trav only won due to I let him take a shot at my ball after nudging the white one, Im to nice

1st: Trav - *too busy rapping to comment* * finshed rapping* owned that ****, need to break now....I'll be back. I also smell like cheese. **** YOU MARTY!
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ROUND 2
5th: Trav - Sunk 5 balls and one of my own for a handicap, they needed the help.
4th: Mic - Heh, two of my balls were 6 and 9. Heh heh.
3rd: Andre - Too busy busting phat jokes n rhymes to even care about this ****ty pool game
2nd: Marteg - Too busy dancing to crazy techno beats
1st: Jesse - Marty Johns!!! I was jigging too, and I still managed to
fluke the shots
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PROGRESSIVE SCORES (lowest score = win):
Andre + Mic (7) = last
Jesse + Trav (6) = equal 2nd
Marty (4) = WIN
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THIRD ROUND!!!!!!!!
5th: Andre - okay seriously, this game is ****ing lame. I dont even know why im playing it. theres rhymes to be busted,
Jesse and his pool skills cant be trusted
being knocked out in the first turn made me flustered
Cues 'n' balls be all up in mah grillz,
Chiefly due to my lack a skillz
POOL
i aint a fool
but losing in one turn just aint cool thats just cruel being taken to school
okay someone lost so ima stop subjecting you all to this horible, desperate stab at a normal comment. it is truly a jerky stab at normalcy
4th: Jesse - WTF Above...? Andre's phat rhymes made me lose

3rd: Trav - Sandbagging, pimpin rhymes were pimpin.
2nd: Marty - Master of second place, Mr Consistency is in the house.
1st: Mic - I want to be the best there ever was, to play all the rest, yeah, that's my cause! Ball one, ball three ball nine, ball seven! Ball two, ball eight, ball twelve, ball eleveeeeen! Gotta pot em all, gotta pot em all!
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ROUND FOUR!!!!!!
READY??? FIGHT!
5th: Marteh - I blame playing brawl and txting.
4th: Mic - My feet hurt

3rd: Andre
2nd: Trav - 1st worst, 2nd best, Andre has a hairy chest (its true!)
1st: Jesse - I sink balls for my friends!
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PROGRESSIVESCORES!!!
Andre (20) = 5th
Mic (12) = 4th
Jesse + Marty + Trav (11) = 1st
3 way tie for 1st - how exciting

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FIFTH ROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5th: Marteh - See it was all a conspiracy against me. One thing left to do, melt their face off with my awesome.
4th: Andre - okay seriously **** this ****. I hate you all
Marteh - Love you too Andre
3rd: Mic - Nothing like sinking your own last ball, then sinking the white and THEN your last ball XD
2nd: Jesse - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!
GG Trav
1st: Trav - Even with the snadbagging and handicaps these nubs couldn't take my crown **** I'm just 2g.
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FINAL SCORES!
Andre (24) = 5th
Marty (16) = 4th
Mic (15) = 3rd
Jesse (13) = 2nd
Trav (12) = 1st