Vending Machine

[XACE-K]

You get bagels

I insert said bagels.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get www.theearlybirdcatchesthebagel.com

I insert www.majorlieutenantcolonelsergeant.com

 

[F1r3w0lf]

you get www.earlytoriseearlytocatchtheworm.com

I insert www.orisitthebagel.com

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get www.thebagel.com

I insert www.fearthatoneoftheselinksmayactuallyleadtosomething.com

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get the website for pen island.

I insert www.youchewpoop.com

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get www.smearing****onthesidewalk.com

I insert www.************.com

 

[XACE-K]

You get banned.

I insert a toilet.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get clogged.

I insert my crappy cell phone.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a crappy text message.

I insert 745 posts.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get someone Fly in Socks.

I insert a nickname for Sly Fox.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Wolf telling me that he can't let me do that.

I insert a fly in a pair of socks.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Fly in Socks.

I insert Comrade Joe.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a comrade named Joe.

I insert GI Joe.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get "remember kids..."

I insert high expectations.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get failure.

I insert 400 BABIES!!

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get 100 + Sparta

I insert Old-man-in-boots.

 

[DtJ Jungle]

you got Old Man and the See

I insert a string, a half a yoyo and coffee grounds

 

[A1lion835]

You get a bunch of junk and coffee grounds.

I insert said junk and coffee grounds.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You get a moldy junks and coffee grounds.

I insert my blogs.

 

[XACE-K]

You get spam blogs.

I insert spam sauce.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get Meh-cakes.

I insert an STD grenade.

 

[A1lion835]

You get strange STDs.

I insert contentedness.

 

[XACE-K]

You get censoredness.

I insert spades.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Ace of Spades.

I insert the Xace of Spades.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get the Jack of Sox.

I insert a royal flush.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a royal blush.

I insert said royal blush.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You go bankrupt.

I insert POWERTHIRST!!

 

[A1lion835]

You get gatorade: a powerful thirst quencher.

I insert said gatorade.

 

[L__]

You get $1.25

I insert an Arwing.

 

[A1lion835]

You get bread.

I insert me not knowing why I am up right now.

 

[L__]

You get a bad answer.

I insert an infinitely expanding universe.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get more space for more planets.

I insert somebody who will scrub, scrub, scrub my ship, in the morning.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get someone begging for mercy.

I insert a picnic.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get rain on your picnic.

I insert Mario, Wario, Lucario.

 

[DJKingDavid]

You get a pretty lame smash battle.

I insert a pirate flag

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a straw hat.

I insert people calling Luffy "Ruffy."

Spoiler

You do know that a ruffy is a date-**** drug, don't you?

 

[DJKingDavid]

You get 5-10 years

I insert a Recipe for drugs

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Nyquil and Toilet cleaner.

I insert 99 bottles of milk on that wall over there. Do you see it? No, not that one, the other one. Yeah, that one.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get OVER 9000 bottles of cola on the wall.

I insert the summer of 2008.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get the Olympics in Beijing.

I insert my real name.