Vending Machine

[L__]

You get squat.

I can't insert anything because the machine malfunctioned.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I chisel a new vending machine.

I insert a football. (Remember, I chiseled it!)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a stone.

I insert YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!

 

[A1lion835]

You get I MADE IT!

I insert my hate for Sly Fox for being the first poster on page 1000 of "Wish Corrupter."

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Loving.

I insert why why why why do I miss you forever?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "Because you're a bad shot."

I insert a bad joke.

 

[L__]

You get forced laughter.

I insert broken vending machine.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a sparkly new one.

I insert Sly Fox into said sparkly new vending machine.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Sly Fox were fried.

I insert the toilet.

 

[A1lion835]

You get something bad.

I insert Sly Fox, in face-down position.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Harpy's Feather Duster.

I insert Card Destruction.

 

[ExCeL 52]

You get George Bush


Insert Oprah Winfrey

 

[A1lion835]

You get *censored*.

I insert said *censored*.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get ****ed.

I insert Christmas Carols.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.

I insert love.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a dead mother, a missing brother, a crippled guy, a foulmouthed princess, and a loyal dog.

I insert potato chips.

 

[XACE-K]

You get your smile on.

I insert WOMBO COMBO!!!!!!!

 

[Geist]

You get Zhu.

I insert lost Jew Gold.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You'll never get it back for the donation.

I insert a "Shaddup's Credit Card".

 

[jigglyppuff8]

The machine doesn't recieve it. Apparently, you spending too much money on that already.

I inserts remotes.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a tv. Oh wait, the vending machine turned into a tv.

I use a remote on said tv.

 

[XACE-K]

You defy logic.

I smash the tv and replace it with a vending machine.

I insert |||s

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get ~~~s

I insert ~signature.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get "?"

I insert complete and utter confusion...

 

[A1lion835]

You get comprehension. Which I take..

I insert your mom.

 

[L__]

You get wavedashing in Brawl. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elRvelIMdAw&feature=channel_page]

I insert broken game mechanics.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Pokemon Platinum.

I insert the Poke Center.

 

[L__]

You get song that will be remembered forever. [doo, doo, do doot dooot!]

I insert a Poke`ball.

 

[Deleted member]

You get a fireball.

I insert Danzig.

 

[XACE-K]

You get potatos.

I insert a U.

 

[shadowtroop]

U get a V

I insert the art of inserting.

 

[Moy]

You get the art of withdrawal.

I insert a pear.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get an apple.

I insert an apple-bird.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

The apple-bird got eaten by a cat in the vending machine, and there's no way that you can get it back. Bomber.

I insert the redneck dollar.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get this.

I insert everything.

 

[MaxfireXSA]

You got the money every time you insert it in.

I insert a fake dollar(that has 'Jigglypuff' pictures on it).

 

[jigglyppuff8]

The vending machine spits at you and your illegal counterfeit money. Then you are reported to the feds.

I insert an FBI badge.

 

[A1lion835]

You get a Franklin Badge.

I insert 1 frame start-up lag.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Ike f-smashed.

I insert a !SAGNIP

 

[L__]

You get confusion.

I insert pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.